'Anti-5G' Necklaces Worn by Conspiracy Theorists Are Actually Radioactive, Nuclear Experts Warn

[babylonsister]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/anti-5g-necklaces-worn-by-conspiracy-theorists-are-actually-radioactive-nuclear-experts-warn?ref=home

‘Anti-5G’ Necklaces Worn by Conspiracy Theorists Are Actually Radioactive, Nuclear Experts Warn
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Anna Venarchik
Breaking News Intern
Published Dec. 17, 2021 8:32PM ET
Reuters

Nuclear experts are warning that jewelry marketed to protect wearers against 5G is actually radioactive. “Don’t wear it any more,” the Dutch authority for nuclear safety and radiation protection instructed, per the BBC. “Put it away safely and wait for the return instructions.” The “anti-5G” devices, like bracelets and necklaces, supply a demand created by conspiracy theories that claim 5G phone networks are dangerous to human health. The World Health Organization has promised that 5G, like its preceding 3 and 4G, is perfectly safe—no amulets needed. Of the items that the authorities identified as giving off “harmful ionising radiation” are an “Energy Armor” necklace and a children's bracelet called “Magnetix Wellness.”

[bahboo]

1. not The Onion folks.....jesus...

[tanyev]

2. It's OK, an ivermectin hydroxy cocktail will clear up any problems.

[SCantiGOP]

3. And if that doesn't work

Drink bleach and put a fluorescent light up your rear.

[lame54]

22. The fluorescent light up the rear...

Will prevent the ivermectim from working

[Takket]

5. Which Orifice do I inject that into??

[ShazzieB]

11. Take your pick!

[SCantiGOP]

23. The directions say

to stick it up your trump.

[Bettie]

6. Tonight, at a robotics meet

I was standing near two people having a conversation about how stupid masking and vaccinations are.

They agreed that aspirin and ivermectin were the only real way to deal with covid and that only vaccinated and masking people even get sick.

They are both teachers at our school (one is retired and subs most days).

The positive is that a lot of the robotics teams wore masks. More than half of the people there were masked, but nearly no one from our town.

[tanyev]

20. Very good odds they will learn that they are wrong. The hard way.

[Historic NY]

4. I think they should just make a batch of Jones Kool Aid...

[Celerity]

16. Alex

[Historic NY]

19. Jim

[rockfordfile]

7. Interesting..lol idiots

[Maru Kitteh]

8. Why do we insist on keeping these conspiracy anti-vaxx nutjobs

From killing themselves? Outlaw the children’s line of course, but subsidize a buy one - get two free sale on the rest of it. Tell them they need to wear all the “amulets” 24/7 or it won’t work properly. The more the better.

[Buns_of_Fire]

9. So, tin foil isn't good enough for them anymore? nt

[Solly Mack]

10. There are faster, less painful in the long-term ways of killing yourself.

Have they considered those options?

[misanthrope]

12. The story would be more effective if

the reporter had included what the source of the ionizing radiation is, along with its half life.

[CloudWatcher]

14. Quite possibly total nonsense

Not the reporter's fault they weren't more specific. The press release from the Dutch authorities is very ... um ... sparse in details.

https://english.autoriteitnvs.nl/latest/news/2021/12/16/do-you-have-a-quantum-pendant-anti-5g-pendant-or-a-negative-ion-jewellery-item-or-sleep-mask-if-so-store-it-away-safely

[LeftInTX]

15. But it's fun to share on facebook..LOL

[Poiuyt]

13. When I was a young boy, they said that fluorodation of the water was a Communist plot

Even in 6th grade, I knew that was bullshit.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

17. Their children have gone on to say events have proved them right! "Biden's America is communist!".nt

[bearsfootball516]

18. I still know a guy who believes fluoride shouldn't be added to water.

[lame54]

21. Should have done their own research

[Iggo]

24. I'm trying not to smile.