Dershowitz To Represent Mike Lindell In Religious Freedom LOLsuit Against Jan 6 Committee

[Nevilledog]

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Richard W. Painter
@RWPUSA
Pillow Man meets Captain Underwear.
Off to court.
Can't wait to see their briefs.

UPDATE: Alan Dershowitz To Represent Mike Lindell In Religious Freedom LOLsuit Against Jan 6 Committee

UPDATE: Alan Dershowitz To Represent Mike Lindell In Religious Freedom LOLsuit Against Jan 6...
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abovethelaw.com
6:51 PM · Jan 6, 2022

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This morning we told you about Pillow CEO Mike Lindell’s razzledazzle lawsuit against the January 6 Select Committee.

He’s alleging that a subpoena for his cellphone metadata is a gross violation of his freedom of religion, because “his 2020 election integrity activities are motivated, in part, by his strongly held religious beliefs.” Also the people who listen to him shout about Chinese hackers and Dominion Voting Systems and his amazing lawsuit, which is forever two weeks from landing at the Supreme Court, are also motived by their Christian faith. And so it is illegal to look at his phone records.

On top of which, Mike Lindell is also a journalist because he makes movies about the election — but not in a Jesus way, in a “just the facts, ma’am” way, because journalism is VRY SRS BZNS. And so he is entitled to First Amendment protections as a bona fide member of the press.

Quit rolling your eyes! This is very important Constitution stuff, and not at all the ravings of a pillow pumping maniac throwing nonsense at the federal docket in hopes that something might stick long enough for Republicans to take back the House and end the inquiry into the events of January 6, 2021.

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[DURHAM D]

1. I think an advanced case of syphilis has eaten Derschowitz's brain. nt

[Midnight Writer]

2. I think something ate Lindell's brain and Dershowitz is going to take his money.

I looked up to see the link expecting it to be The Onion. It's not.

[DURHAM D]

3. Dersch has asserted a lot of lies/crap that

does not line his pocket.

He was not always like this.

[Midnight Writer]

7. Yeah, I read some of his books back when they came out. I thought he was like Perry Mason.

[Dirty Socialist]

13. "But

“But she was older and she keot her clothes on”
Uh huh…

[Jacson6]

4. Maybe he is hoping that Trump will win in 2024 and pardon him for the Epstien affair?

[vlyons]

5. oh let's hope that Dershowitz charges Lindell an arm and and a leg

and bankrupts that asshole

[JohnSJ]

6. These people need to be institutionalized and the key thrown away

[spanone]

8. nutters

[brooklynite]

9. Headline: Dershowitz loses pillow case.

[Maru Kitteh]

20. Hey,

That was pretty good.

[Disaffected]

21. ....

[highplainsdem]

10. Can Dershowitz get any lower?

[Bev54]

11. Well played Mr. Painter

[Takket]

12. Dersh should be a lot more worried about his own neck...

Than wasting his time on the pillow idiot.

[NanceGreggs]

14. In a related story ...

... Mr. Dershowitz has sworn that he will be keeping his underwear on throughout the case.

[Nevilledog]

16. Well, that's a lie.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

15. Dersh is going to make a fool of himself yet again

[bahboo]

17. comedy gold....

[lindysalsagal]

18. No judge or grand jury will hear such drivel

Suing a bunch of lawyers! Only a moron could come up with that!

[global1]

19. Can You Say 'Frivolous'....nt

[Disaffected]

22. "If the underpants fit, you must acquit."

[GoodRaisin]

23. F'ing clown show.

[Buckeyeblue]

24. He's essentially going to make the same argument he made for Trump

If you remember, he argued that a sitting president cannot break the law because everything he does is for the good of the country.

I think he'll say that a person guided by their religious beliefs cannot break the law because their religious beliefs are constitutionally protected.

I don't think Alan is a well person.

[Emile]

25. What is he hiding? Only guilty people fear the truth.

[maxrandb]

26. Moscow Mitch, Donnie Dipshit, the Federalist Society and your current wingnut Supreme Court

Have turned our Judicial Branch into a fucking clown show.

Everybody now thinks they can file whatever ridiculous lawsuit they can dream up in their fucking fantasy world, write it down in crayon on a dinner napkin, file it, and some worthless Federalist Society fuckstick will take it up.

Are there no punishments for wasting serious peoples time?

"Oh is that how it works? I 'strenuously' object"?

https://m.

[msfiddlestix]

27. Excellent and Hilarious Read

[Vinca]

28. These are the times I wish I lived closer to the action. Watching that court case would be more

entertaining than anything I can think of. And here I thought Dershowitz had permanently slithered under his rock.

[Solly Mack]

29. Oh, great. Yet another religious crusade.

Don't they always claim religion as the reason for their behavior?

I can't bake a cake because - religion.

I won't take a Covid-19 vaccine because - religion.

You must tolerate my hate because - religion.

I must have special rights because - religion. (if you're demanding the "right" to discriminate against others you are indeed asking for a special right since you are seeking legal protection from the consequences of your bigotry)

Books banned because - religion

Wooden spoons used on children because - religion

I must be able to control your body because - religion

I must be able to control your actions because - religion

(But) You can't have a say about my actions because - religion

[Mad_Machine76]

31. +1000

[Mad_Machine76]

30. Let's NOT see their briefs.

Ok?