DJ sets up sovereign micronation in the middle of the CA desert. Meet Slowjamastan...

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JJ MacNab
@jjmacnab
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Feb 4, 2022
DJ sets up sovereign micronation in the middle of the CA desert. Meet Slowjamastan, where it's illegal to wear Crocs.

Funny stuff.

slowjamastan.org
Home - The Republic of Slowjamastan
A nation is born. Learn More SLOWJAMASTAN COVID 19 TRACKER - ACTIVE COVID 19 CASES: 0 TOTAL COVID CASES: 0 TOTAL COVID DEATHS: 0 Jan 05 Meet The Sultan – Sunday, February 6th BY DIRK CUNNINGHAM l...

JJ MacNab
@jjmacnab
The laws of this new nation:

slowjamastan.org
LAWS - The Republic of Slowjamastan
Slowjamastan Laws, Statutes and Regulations: The following laws, statutes and regulations are hereby set forth by The Slowjamastan Federal Police as formed during the Throckmorton Convention and may...
10:24 AM · Feb 4, 2022

https://slowjamastan.org


Laws.......



Crocs are not allowed inside the Republic of Slowjamastan

Punishment for violation: We will forcibly remove a “Croc” and beat you over the head with it.



All citizens and visitors must know the difference between “your” and “you’re.”

Any person displaying that they do not know the difference between “your” and “you’re” will be banished from our territory and not allowed back in until they learn the difference and can prove it by passing a written test.



It is forbidden to “reply all” to an all-staff email unless it is absolutely necessary. And it probably is never necessary.

Punishment for violation: You will be forced to write in Comic Sans font for 30 days. All other fonts will be deleted from your computer.


“Mumble Rap” is not permitted to be played publicly.

Punishment for violation: You will be assigned to listen to full-length albums from real hip-hop artists, including (but not limited to) L.L. Cool J, De La Soul, Kool Moe Dee, A Tribe Called Quest and Queen Latifah. You’ll then be required to submit a 500-word (minimum) report to show your understanding and comprehension of the differences between true hip-hop and mumble rap.

[chowder66]

1. LOVE IT!! LOL!!!

[Coventina]

2. Not ready to immigrate yet, but....interested!