Garland said DoJ would follow the evidence whereever it leads. Then #ToiletGate happens.

[L. Coyote]

Will DoJ go that far?

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[SoonerPride]

1. This whole topic is shitty

It stinks I tell ya!

[lagomorph777]

2. Nixon had plumbers. Trump had plumbers.

Shit's getting real.

[L. Coyote]

15. Also, fireplaces, FCS!!

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[dweller]

3. When the drip ... drip ... drip

Becomes a FLUSH
💦🌊


✌🏻

[agingdem]

4. Can't wait to hear McCarthy and Cruz

put their spin on the orange cretin's document dump

[L. Coyote]

10. WINNER, chicken dinner.

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[hlthe2b]

5. Did anyone actually think this would not have ended this way?

Whether it is a latrine, cesspool, septic tank, clogged toilet--- all "roads" end with Trump and his BS.

[walkingman]

6. It reminds me of when Trump made the absurd statement

about having to flush the toilet “10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once”. Now we know what he was taking about. I always just thought he was having so much difficulty because he is so full of shit.

[renate]

13. isn't it crazy how that quote didn't become as embarrassing as it should have?

I guess that's just an indication of how exhausted we were. "Trump's shits are so big he has to flush 10-15 times... and he just up and told the world about it?!?! Well, okay...."

[malaise]

7. Get the plungers

Rec

[L. Coyote]

8. Here you go:

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[malaise]

11. 😀😀😀

[Hortensis]

9. One hoot is that Fox can't just quick-flush it away --

it exploded into public awareness so fast they're forced to cover it, big headlines of denial:

Trump denies report claiming he regularly clogged White House toilets by flushing documents: ‘Fake story’ 'Categorically untrue and simply made up by a reporter in order to get publicity for a mostly fictitious book,' Trump said

Loyalists will be eager to swallow that, but the yucky visual and sheer ridiculousness may mean some won't be able to make it go away even with 10 or 15 attempts.

[L. Coyote]

12. The specific punishment of 18 U.S. Code § 2071 might be why they are in a panic.

18 U.S. Code § 2071 - Concealment, removal, or mutilation generally

(a) Whoever willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, or destroys, or attempts to do so, or, with intent to do so takes and carries away any record, proceeding, map, book, paper, document, or other thing, filed or deposited with any clerk or officer of any court of the United States, or in any public office, or with any judicial or public officer of the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.

(b) Whoever, having the custody of any such record, proceeding, map, book, document, paper, or other thing, willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, falsifies, or destroys the same, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both; and shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States. ....

[sarcasmo]

14. Trump replaced all the toilets in the White House with Whitaker's big boy toilets.