"I'm automatically attracted to classified documents -- I just start stealing them."

[StrictlyRockers]

“I’m automatically attracted to classified documents — I just start stealing them. It’s like a magnet. I just steal. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a president, they let you do it. You can do anything.”
- The Fiendish Grifter

Link to tweet

[CurtEastPoint]

1. you can even grab'em by the paperclip

[MyOwnPeace]

2. Oh, that was SO good!!!!!!

[CurtEastPoint]

3. merci! I was gonna say staple but you know... paperclip and the other p word.

[MyOwnPeace]

4. "The other 'p' word?"

You mean 'President' - right?

[CurtEastPoint]

5. LOL... no, more like

FORMER President!

[Retired Engineer Bob]

6. Twice Impeached FORMER President n/t

[StrictlyRockers]

7. Can you even really consider him a real president.

I think of him as a fluke. Russia stole one.

[maddiemom]

9. AND two tme popular vote LOSER...

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

10. Maybe the hole punch.

[Traildogbob]

8. Award of the day

Words, lots of words, good words. All best words. You win todays trump words.

[MyOwnPeace]

11. And today's winning judge is.......TRAILDOGBOB!!!!!!

Great call - you nailed it - we got the words!

[LiberalFighter]

12. So he can give them to enemy countries like Russia.

[3catwoman3]

13. A good send up of one of his many inarticulate utterances.

That stupid statement of his during the Billy Bush/Access Hollywood moment, "I'm automatically attracted to beautiful," is so grammatically irritating. Beautiful is an adjective, damnit. It needs to be describing a noun.

Attracted to beautiful what? Beautiful women? Beautiful sunsets? Beautiful paintings? Beautiful architecture?

Ranks right along with this one - "I know words." Not very many.