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@peterfeld: BREAKING: Romney urges 53% of Americans in storm path to prepare. #sandy
Stargleamer
(1,989 posts)Earth_First
(14,910 posts)Zambero
(8,964 posts)Romney said he didn't worry about the other 47%, and if you add the numbers together it accounts for everyone, be they "victims" or otherwise.
kentuck
(111,095 posts)tokenlib
(4,186 posts)Coyotl
(15,262 posts)October 28, 2012
Weather Forces Romney to Shift Lying to Other States
Posted by Andy Borowitz http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2012/10/weather-forces-romney-to-shift-lying-to-other-states.html
CINCINNATI (The Borowitz Report)The threat of Hurricane Sandy has forced Republican nominee Mitt Romneys campaign to move its lying efforts from states in the path of the storm to others beyond the hurricanes reach.
Starting yesterday, the Romney campaign began reallocating lies originally intended for Virginia to other swing states such as Ohio and Wisconsin, the campaign confirmed today.
An emergency situation like this really tests how good your ground game is, said campaign manager Matt Rhoades. Fortunately, we have liars in all fifty states.
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randome
(34,845 posts)2. Keep spare keys to your safety deposit boxes on hand at all times.
3. Fire household help so they can't claim worker's compensation later.
4. Utilize children's stuffed animals as wine bottle repositories.
5. Destroy all sex tapes.
Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)Beartracks
(12,814 posts)Raine
(30,540 posts)I'm so impressed.
Earth_First
(14,910 posts)Chorophyll
(5,179 posts)I'm right in Sandy's path, and I thought it was funny.
Raine
(30,540 posts)and has already said during debates that aid to victims of disaster is "immoral".So yeah I'm not impressed, he offers nothing else and if president ...
Chorophyll
(5,179 posts)cynatnite
(31,011 posts)Rosa Luxemburg
(28,627 posts)Earth_First
(14,910 posts)Rosa Luxemburg
(28,627 posts)Ilsa
(61,695 posts)Elevator installed to keep your cadillacs above storm surge levels. Have Cook make some extra meals before she drowns in your basement...
You get the picture...
firehorse
(755 posts)keep em coming, laughter helps to de-stress
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)1) Cut taxes for the top 1%
2) Deregulate all banks and corporations
3) Dismantle FEMA
4) Tell everyone affected to suck it up, you are on your own
5) Lie about his 5 point plan
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)marions ghost
(19,841 posts)silvershadow
(10,336 posts)bench scientist
(1,107 posts)Less firefighters makes markets stronger. Your disaster stricken town will learn valuable lessons, like how to fight Cholera