Serious people wanting to post important threads vs CNN jokers...

[RoccoR5955]

CNN says it's a dead heat.

[pinboy3niner]

1. Definitely too close to call

[11 Bravo]

2. Results remain within the MOE. Film at 11:00!

[kentauros]

3. The "Film at 11:00" made me think of Tunnel Vision

which led me to finding this little gem:

[upi402]

5. He's even more of a rockstar now

That's a great clip- thanks. Looks like he worked out. But then, in the 70's obesity was rare. Even though we ate tons of sugar and processed food. Gee???

[kentauros]

6. However, we didn't have the Internet, either,

to sit in front of when we could be out doing things (like me right now)

Franken and Davis were great together, like in "Trading Places"

[Patiod]

4. I'll be hunkered down for 3+ days -

Need all the comedy I can get

[pinboy3niner]

7. +47%

[kentauros]

8. Here's one hour's worth of comedy gold

[RoccoR5955]

9. Classic Comedy Platinum!

That has to be one of the funniest records of all time.
I used to know all the words to it.
I wore out two of these records. Always used it for when I needed a laugh.

[kentauros]

10. At least platinum, perhaps even Rare Earth!

I introduced it to my band friends and they loved it just as much. We even used part of Nick Danger for a talent show in high school (late-70s.) We didn't win anything, but the audience was laughing

You don't happen to be related to Rocky Rococo with that nick, do you?

"No! Put down that pickle!"

[RoccoR5955]

11. Why what kind of a fool do you take me for?

Rocky Rococo, at your cervix!

[kentauros]

12. "At the last moment, he stopped on a dime.

Unfortunately, the dime was in Mr. Rococo's pocket."

"I'm dead! This hasn't happened to me since 'M'!" (Which I was watching on TCM last night.)

[RoccoR5955]

13. Why that's nothing but

a two bit ring from a Cracker Back Jox!

[kentauros]

15. I sell it to you for five thousand dollars!

What kind of a chump do you take me for?

First class!

[Kurovski]

14. kick for firesign theater

Yes.

[kentauros]

16. I think we could all use a little bit of climate control about now.

How does a Tropical Paradise sound to you?

Hey, what are you guys doing in my car?

The Foxtrot. Squeeze him there and maybe he'll do another one.

[RoccoR5955]

18. Antelope Freeway, one half mile.

Antelope Freeway, one quarter mile
Antelope Freeway, one eighth mile
Antelope Freeway, one sixteenth mile
Antelope Freeway, one thirty-second mile
Antelope Freeway, one sixty-fourth mile.

[kentauros]

19. "Can I get UHF?"

"No, I don't believe in flying saucers."

"Can I get Duluth on it?"
"Duluth, bucko, you can get Tierra del Fuego!"

"Odyssius! Odyssius, what has happened to your nose?"
"I've just returned from Rome."
"What? What?"

[LeftInTX]

17. Speaking of CNN - Ali Veshi in the storm

He is out there getting hammered in Atlantic City.

Gotta hand it to him. Isn't he a financial analyst?

[Johnyawl]

20. another thread into the trash can