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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsCNN JOKE ARCHIVE THREAD: if you've posted a CNN joke today please re-post it here.
If you think of a new one, put it here, too. It'll be easier for people to find them if they're not all spread out.
Kurovski
(34,655 posts)TDale313
(7,820 posts)Oh, wait. They might have a point with that one.
Kurovski
(34,655 posts)Whisp
(24,096 posts)rightsideout
(978 posts)[link:|
Kurovski
(34,655 posts)LadyHawkAZ
(6,199 posts)animalcrackers
(93 posts)Wolf say "Homo sapiens make fire = burn hot and cook egg, but Dinosaur big, have many teeth and pointy claw"
Wolf say "Homo sapiens no way, die quick. Stupid Homo, make friend with dinosaur and eat scraps, we be good...oohhh shiny light in sky!"
Darwin don't fail me now!
upi402
(16,854 posts)i guess it pays the rent, but so does hooking and you get to keep your ethical center.
Qutzupalotl
(14,312 posts)Fozzledick
(3,860 posts)Lint Head
(15,064 posts)TDale313
(7,820 posts)These are great. The CNN jokes have been cracking me up all evening, which I really needed. Great idea to put them all in one place- helps keep them from totally taking over GD. Keep 'em coming!
jsr
(7,712 posts)crunch60
(1,412 posts)Ann did say she might try a mission of conversion, and if it works, she might purchase a little summer frock. CNN says#@#@$%@@# ........
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,705 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,705 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,705 posts)Turborama
(22,109 posts)OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)Lucinda
(31,170 posts)Flying Squirrel
(3,041 posts)No wait, that one was at least close. Pizza toppings: Pepperoni or Anchovy the all-time American favorite? You guessed it... Too close to call
ThePhilosopher04
(1,732 posts)nm
Aviation Pro
(12,169 posts)...is too close to call.
There, I've invoked the Hitler rule. All other arguments are invalid.
And will someone please work up a Hitler rant about CNN using the Downfall clip?
upi402
(16,854 posts)like wiping my ass with a hook
littlemissmartypants
(22,656 posts)Jamaal510
(10,893 posts)as both parties are moving away from the center and becoming extreme.
In sports, the San Francisco Giants have just won a hotly-contested World Series, where they batted 35 innings, while the Detroit Tigers batted 37 innings.
Voice for Peace
(13,141 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,656 posts)Up2Late
(17,797 posts)Voice for Peace
(13,141 posts)Quixote1818
(28,937 posts)gkhouston
(21,642 posts)I think that's the only time they ever really let Secretariat run full out. IIRC, he finished 33 lengths ahead of the rest of the field.
Quixote1818
(28,937 posts)bluestate10
(10,942 posts)rose colored glasses on.
TeamPooka
(24,227 posts)TDale313
(7,820 posts)msanthrope
(37,549 posts)regnaD kciN
(26,044 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,656 posts)Beauty or Brains... too close to call.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021657029
TDale313
(7,820 posts)CNN claims too close to call.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)UnrepentantLiberal
(11,700 posts)LTR
(13,227 posts)99th_Monkey
(19,326 posts)WAY too close to call.
TDale313
(7,820 posts)blue-kite
(432 posts)You've guessed it: "CNN says its far too close to call."
William769
(55,147 posts)Keep them coming!
AsahinaKimi
(20,776 posts)WilliamPitt
(58,179 posts)trailmonkee
(2,681 posts)GaYellowDawg
(4,447 posts)and yes, I corrected the misspelling from the original
Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)cui bono
(19,926 posts)Too close to call.
Hugabear
(10,340 posts)TDale313
(7,820 posts)Doesn't "Invitationul" have an e at the end ?
Hugabear
(10,340 posts)Hugabear
(10,340 posts)Hugabear
(10,340 posts)Bigleaf
(2,050 posts)Hugabear
(10,340 posts)WilmywoodNCparalegal
(2,654 posts)at the finish line. Later, during the press conference, Paul Ryan claimed he ran a mile in 6.5 seconds.
Turborama
(22,109 posts)Turborama
(22,109 posts)David Zephyr
(22,785 posts).
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Me: CNN said it was a tie.
k8conant
(3,030 posts)Washington (CNN) -- You want close? We've got close!
Seven of the eight national polls released since Sunday indicate the race for the White House is in a dead heat, like most have shown for weeks.
More importantly, it's a similar story in the key battleground states that will decide whether President Barack Obama or Republican nominee Mitt Romney will be victorious on Tuesday.