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"Everyone in the path of the hurricane should head to their second or third home to safety!"
"Make sure the dog carrier on top of your car really is waterproof."
"If it's a "legitimate storm" homes have a way of shutting down all that damage."
"Everyone chill out... Sandy will end earlier than expected... she has dinner to get on the table."
Berlum
(7,044 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)Kindly Refrain
(423 posts)"And use them as planking for an emergency raft"
DetlefK
(16,423 posts)"You'll never convince those lazy moochers to start swimming."
barnabas63
(1,214 posts)dembotoz
(16,806 posts)Squinch
(50,950 posts)CindyinIndy
(90 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)Probably my home in California. The weather is better there right now.
sheshe2
(83,773 posts)" It a forcible hurricane alright!"
William769
(55,147 posts)Mira
(22,380 posts)Chipper Chat
(9,679 posts)Now's the time to invest in Bain. I'll be closing all our east coast storm-damaged factories and shipping the remains to China. You can make a pantload."
mountain grammy
(26,622 posts)Kindly Refrain
(423 posts)"Have your man walk through it with a sledge hammer and smash items so you can rebuild with a brand new interior. Have him flood the place by leaving all water faucets on and tell him to leave all windows open. Don't forget, you can claim many items, like your wifes diamond jewelry that just happened to be in the house and washed out to sea."
ET Awful
(24,753 posts)Ian_rd
(2,124 posts)xtraxritical
(3,576 posts)FailureToCommunicate
(14,014 posts)Big Orange Jeff
(262 posts)...direct the staffs at your coastal homes to secure all structures with plenty of "hardware stuff"?
Big Orange Jeff
(262 posts)...work to find a way to take advantage of the opportunity like buying Lowe's or The Home Depot.
ehrnst
(32,640 posts)to use towards a hotel, and 1200 frequent flyer miles for every day you are homeless.