The Big Knockover is probably ongoing.

[sofa king]

If I were a criminal, you know what I'd be doing right now? I'd be waiting, somewhere in Atlantic City, with a big squad of goons and half a dozen vehicles. Maybe a couple of RPGs if I could find them.

I would be waiting for casino owners to spot an opportunity: the opportunity to haul off millions of dollars of their own money, tax-free, and blaming it on a break-in.

I'd be waiting for a little column of SUVs to emerge from one or more of those casinos... and I would be in a position to intercept them, and the bales of cash they'll be carrying.

Sometime after dark, I'm going to guess, there will be reports of heavy gunfire in the streets of AC....

[annabanana]

1. Sell the movie rights..NOW!. . . . n/t

[AsahinaKimi]

2. Oh! This has got to be another

DIE HARD MOVIE, with Bruce Willis!

[WCGreen]

4. Or maybe, especially with Willis....

Die Hard, well maybe not so hard but at least semi flaccid unless the scrip for Viagra comes through, IV

[PCIntern]

3. TRUMP PLAZA!!! There they go!!! Drive!! Drive!!

Cue Kiefer Sutherland....and Jason Statham.

[Speck Tater]

5. You should probably stop eating pizza right before bedtime.

If you do, I'll bet those crazy nightmares would clear right up.

[randome]

6. Yeah, I thought about that too, but...

...how would you transport all that money when the streets are flooded? How could you know that a security camera still wouldn't photograph you?

It's probably not as easy as it sounds at first.