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Trump I have made 7 "hole in one" shots .... During his interview w/Piers Morgan (Original Post) Botany Apr 2022 OP
Bwhaha +1 Emile Apr 2022 #1
I'd believe he has 7 hairs on his flabby ass... Captain Zero Apr 2022 #2
He can't even make a "flop shot" ... any 14 year old boy or girl on a golf team would make .... Botany Apr 2022 #3
And of course he made par on the hole. Kingofalldems Apr 2022 #12
No he made a birdie on that hole Botany Apr 2022 #14
fat lying orange fuck says wot Celerity Apr 2022 #4
Just like a monkey will eventually type something coherent randr Apr 2022 #5
Sad. Kid Berwyn Apr 2022 #6
Probably true Takket Apr 2022 #7
This included a lifetime of mini-golf "rounds". PCIntern Apr 2022 #8
They were all in the dragon's mouth and the windmill. twodogsbarking Apr 2022 #9
Are we sure he was talking about golf? N/T Jm7603 Apr 2022 #10
I guess that makes him the Brave Little Traitor. tanyev Apr 2022 #11
Can he even hit the green on his drive exboyfil Apr 2022 #13

Botany

(70,599 posts)
3. He can't even make a "flop shot" ... any 14 year old boy or girl on a golf team would make ....
Thu Apr 21, 2022, 07:15 AM
Apr 2022

... this shot 19 out of 20 times.



Kingofalldems

(38,490 posts)
12. And of course he made par on the hole.
Thu Apr 21, 2022, 08:45 AM
Apr 2022

It was a miracle!

God came down and took 3 strokes off his score.

Botany

(70,599 posts)
14. No he made a birdie on that hole
Thu Apr 21, 2022, 10:54 AM
Apr 2022

He lies on everything. According to Rick Reilly's book Trump was playing a round with a
father & son. The son was only 12 but already a good golfer and was beating Trump badly.
The young man made a good shot and his ball was close to the pin but when he got to the
green Trump was already there and the young man's ball was off the green and laying in the
rough.

God, how I wish that asshole was either dead and or in prison. Putin installed Trump to fuck w/America
and cause civil strife and to that end he was very successful.

http://prod.static9.net.au/fs/497212e4-454f-4832-88c9-f163b81d960d

randr

(12,417 posts)
5. Just like a monkey will eventually type something coherent
Thu Apr 21, 2022, 07:40 AM
Apr 2022

If all you do is pound little balls around you will eventually hit one in a hole.

Takket

(21,640 posts)
7. Probably true
Thu Apr 21, 2022, 07:49 AM
Apr 2022

He spent four years non stop golfing as president. So I’m sure he lucked his way into a few. Or kicked the ball a few feet when no one was looking lol

tanyev

(42,634 posts)
11. I guess that makes him the Brave Little Traitor.
Thu Apr 21, 2022, 08:38 AM
Apr 2022

The Brave Little Tailor is a German fairy tale collected by the Brothers Grimm

A tailor is preparing to eat some jam, but when flies settle on it, he kills seven of them with one blow of his hand. He makes a belt describing the deed, reading "Seven at One Blow". Inspired, he sets out into the world to seek his fortune. The tailor meets a giant who assumes that "Seven at One Blow" refers to seven men. The giant challenges the tailor. When the giant squeezes water from a boulder, the tailor squeezes milk, or whey, from cheese. The giant throws a rock far into the air, and it eventually lands. The tailor counters the feat by tossing a bird that flies away into the sky; the giant believes the small bird is a "rock" which is thrown so far that it never lands. Later, the giant asks the tailor to help him carry a tree. The tailor directs the giant to carry the trunk, while the tailor will carry the branches. Instead, the tailor climbs on, so the giant carries him as well, but it appears as if the tailor is supporting the branches.

Impressed, the giant brings the tailor to the giant's home, where other giants live as well. During the night, the giant attempts to kill the tailor by bashing the bed. However, the tailor, having found the bed too large, had slept in the corner. Upon returning and seeing the tailor alive, the other giants flee in fear of the small man.

The tailor enters the royal service, but the other soldiers are afraid that he will lose his temper someday, and then seven of them might die with every blow. They tell the king that either the tailor leaves military service or they will. Afraid of being killed for sending him away, the king instead attempts to get rid of the tailor by sending him to defeat two giants along with a hundred horsemen, offering him half his kingdom and his daughter's hand in marriage if the tailor can kill the giants. By throwing rocks at the two giants while they sleep, the tailor provokes the pair into fighting each other until they kill each other, at which time the tailor stabs the giants in their hearts.

The king, surprised the tailor has succeeded, balks on his promise, and requires more of the tailor before he may claim his rewards. The king next sends him after a unicorn, another seemingly impossible task, but the tailor traps it by standing before a tree, so that when the unicorn charges, he steps aside and it drives its horn into the trunk. The king subsequently sends him after a wild boar, but the tailor traps it in a chapel with a similar luring technique.

Duly impressed, the king relents, marries the tailor to the princess, and makes the tailor the ruler of half the original kingdom. The tailor's new wife hears him talking in his sleep and realizes with fury that he was merely a tailor and not a noble hero. Upon the princess's demands, the king promises to have him killed or carried off. A squire warns the tailor of the king's plan. While the king's servants are outside the door, the brave little tailor pretends to be talking in his sleep and says "Boy, make the jacket for me, and patch the trousers, or I will hit you across your ears with a yardstick! I have struck down seven with one blow, killed two giants, led away a unicorn, and captured a wild boar, and I am supposed to be afraid of those who are standing just outside the bedroom!" Terrified, the king's servants leave. The king does not try to assassinate the tailor again and so the tailor lives out his days as a king in his own right.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Brave_Little_Tailor
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