Caption Romney / Ryan

[Kadie]

Romney, Ryan Pitched FEMA Cuts (ABC News)

[sakabatou]

1. "Huh... so Atlantic City's going to be flooded. Might as well play a guitar then."

[onehandle]

2. 'This fucking Hurricane is making Obama look Presidential, and us look like schmucks.' nt

[Scuba]

3. Look. Those folks are in trouble. We'd better scram before they ask for help.

[Kadie]

25. he he

Yep.

[Bucky]

4. "Dad, can I say aiding disaster victims gives me personal pleasure?"

[Bucky]

5. "Oh shit, Junior, Sandy's threatening to destroy three of my houses!"

[skip fox]

6. "This hurricane show exactly why FEMA should be abolished! We wouldn't have

hurricanes like this if we weren't ready for them. Thus, abolishing FEMA would lessen the storms. . . I know it sounds counter-intuitive but . . ."

[Bucky]

7. "Quit worrying, dad. Those blue states in the storm's path."

[Brickbat]

8. "WHAT? You mean, without FEMA and federal funds we have to take care of this OURSELVES??"

[Bucky]

9. "Quick, Junior. Help me think of a private corporation that could handle this storm better."

[Bucky]

10. "Dad, whatcha think of those drowning puppies?" "Tragic, boy, but at least my roof is safe now."

[Blue Owl]

11. The moral high ground? Nope -- more like the highly immoral ground.

n/t

[ThatPoetGuy]

12. "After FEMA cleans up, let's get photographed cleaning up."

[Kadie]

26. I wonder if they are foolish enough to try to pull that off.

On second thought, they probably are.

[peacebird]

13. Matching father/son shirts too, how "cute"...

[HangOnKids]

14. They look like fucking tablecloths

[Whisp]

15. evil and souless money grubbing devils. n/t

[N.Y. to Paris]

16. Do you think it'll work.....?

It'll take a miracle .........

[OldHippieChick]

17. "Is that a wall of water?"

[Tx4obama]

18. Romney/Ryan's reaction to hearing they won't be able to go yachting this weekend due to storm. n/t

[LeftofObama]

19. "When FEMA's done cleaning up

I am SO turning this into a photo op!"

[NV Whino]

20. Danged storm messed my hair up.

[Courtesy Flush]

21. "Good timing. Everyone's gone to their winter homes by now." nt

[Solly Mack]

22. LOL. Ryan looks like he sees something he can't figure out.

Which could just about anything.

Romney looks scared of whatever it is.

[Motown_Johnny]

23. Something shiny, most likely.

[WhaTHellsgoingonhere]

24. Et tu, Christie? (Gov. thanks Obama for Hurricane Sandy preparation)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/28/chris-christie-hurricane-sandy_n_2036054.html

[Johonny]

27. OK I'll buy the birthday cake, you get McCain on the phone

Republican disaster response never changes.

[WI_DEM]

28. "you mean we really are behind in Ohio!?'

[tarheelsunc]

29. "No, we are not giving our jackets to 'takers,' go buy your own."

[upi402]

30. Ryan: Do I look dreamier in blue?" Rmoney: "Good golly, loads of water!"

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