Romney says not to evacuate

[nichomachus]

"If it's a legitimate storm, your house has a way of shutting itself down to protect itself."

From #RomneyStormTips and #MittStormTips

Romney's taking a pounding on Twitter


Other gems:

Sandy is so dangerous because she was raised by a single mother

If you're short of sandbags, have the help lie in front of the door

Leave one car outside in case you lose power to the car elevator

If you're in the path of the storm, go your second or third home to escape

[BlueState]

1. Well, evacuation is just big government...

...telling you what to do.

[calimary]

4. Yeah. We call it freedom-freedom around here.

We need freedom-freedom! Which really means freedom to be stupid, freedom to be reckless, freedom to be racist, freedom to be a rapist, freedom to gouge your neighbor (free market at times like this would offer you bottled water for $50 per bottle, cash only please).

Free market-free market.

[ThomThom]

15. I figured out how Rmoney would balance the budget and eliminate the deficit

record the debits in base 15
and the credits in base 5

[calimary]

2. LOVE these!

[spanone]

3. Bwahahahahahaaaaa...

[nichomachus]

5. Another: If you're flying close to the storm

roll up the windows on your private jet

[femrap]

30. Egads....that's

so damn funny...I nearly choked. Thanks!

[aletier_v]

6. Oh, no. I feel another flip-flop coming soon. Maybe tonight!

[Submariner]

10. Al Sharpton just showed Mitt flipping 5 minutes ago

The Mittster just announced he's okay with FEMA help and funding.

That didn't take long did it.

[aletier_v]

14. You must admit, Mitt is an even funnier candidate than Cain or Palin

He is so fucked up in such a strange, subtle way until
BOING,
it pops out again like a Jack in the Box.

I just shake my head, and think "What. The. Fuck."

I don't think he's a Sirius candidate anymore.
Romulan, maybe.

[kentauros]

7. Here'e their evacuation video:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

8. I wonder if Mittens' Wolfboro, New Hampshire estate will be impacted by the storm

It would be funny if for some reason his homeowner's insurance refused coverage and Mitt had to go begging to FEMA for help.

[nichomachus]

12. They're expecting 60 mph winds and 3" of rain tonight

[Bake]

16. 60 mph? On the Gulf Coast they call that a "breeze."

Bake

[femrap]

31. Please let the roof

fly to Canada and all the family's precious possessions are strewn all over New England. And then I want to see footage of all the RobMes crying like widdle babies over their lost material goods.

How many houses does that jerk have, anyway?

[felix_numinous]

9. Republicans seem to prefer

a president who does not like to think--and in need a handler, this is the way they like it. Romney is in no way competent to be president of the US, but he would make a perfect RW puppet.

[femrap]

33. That is

a very scary yet truthful statement.

I've lived through all of these horrible presidents...I won't be able to take RobMe. It just can't happen. Are Americans really that easy to fool and manipulate? Shit, why do I ask....look at the nuts they've elected in the past.

Goddess help us.

[Swede Atlanta]

11. LOL, if it was not so serious...

This is exactly what he would do...

[H2O Man]

13. Recommend #37

Beauty.

[dvduval]

17. This is how I create jobs.

This is how I create jobs

[corneliamcgillicutty]

18. If your driving in the storm with your dog

on top of the car, make sure he is wearing a rain hat and a doggie diaper.

[dkar]

19. is this true

did he really say this? this is crazy. i can not believe how horrible this guy is. i think he wants peple to die so if he wins the election he can look like the hero when he fake cries at their funeral. he and trump should stand out there and let the hirican blow their fake hair into something not so fake. fake - they are both fake fake fake!!!

all you people in new york! get out! don't listen this dork he is just trying to kill off people who will vote for Obama!!!!

[Angry Dragon]

26. It is tweets from people looking into Willard's mind

close to satire

[Happyhippychick]

20. "If the storm costs you money just borrow it from your parents"

[Happyhippychick]

21. "we were once so broke after a storm we had to sell stock"

[lynne]

22. Evacuation in this storm is not a political joke. If someone see's this thread -

- and thinks it serious and decides not to evacuate because of it, then their blood is on your hands. They'd have to be dumb as a rock to not evacuate when told to do so but stranger things have happened.

If you have an actual quote of someone saying specifically NOT to evacuate when your Governor or local officials have told you to do so, then post the link. If not, then remove this thread. People are dying out there and it's no joke.

[nichomachus]

23. Oh for heaven's sake

[apples and oranges]

24. Just ask your parents for the money!

I love FEMA, but we're gonna get rid of that.

[Angry Dragon]

25. LOL

[Rain Mcloud]

27. I see what you did there.

Funny!

[Rosa Luxemburg]

28. How does a house have a way of shutting down to protect itself?

We are close to the landfall of sandy and I asked our house, "Will you shut down if this storm is legitimate?" Our house said, "No because I do not know how to fix the leak that it pouring into the attic by the chimney. I am only a house and I do not know how to fix myself. I am worry about the trees falling on me though because I will get hurt".

[Peter1x9]

29. He actually said this one:

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[Spitfire of ATJ]

32. Ask your kid if the storm smells funny and then shove his face in it.

[pokerfan]

34. You mean you DON'T have a generator for the car elevator? Amateur

Do not let your chef go home for the night. Restaurants are NOT delivering.

Clarification: When I said abolish FEMA, I meant only for the 47% of Americans who need it.

[Thinkingabout]

35. It's a conspiracy by Obama to see how many he can get in FEMA camps.

Brownie has arrived and they are marching two by two in the camp.