Pastors say gays, aided my Mormon & Muslim presidential candidates, caused hurricane Sandy

[ashtonelijah]

Like freakin' kkklockwork:

In an “urgent call to prayer,” founder of Defend and Proclaim the Faith Ministries and amateur “end times” bible analyst John McTernan has proclaimed that “God is systematically destroying America” for our misdeeds. He’d like you to look at the record. “Just last August, Hurricane Isaac hit New Orleans seven years later, on the exact day of Hurricane Katrina,” he writes ungrammatically. “Both hit during the week of the homosexual event called Southern Decadence in New Orleans!” Strangely, both also hit at the height of hurricane season. COINCIDENCE?

McTernan goes on to explain that “Obama is 100 percent behind the Muslim Brotherhood which has vowed to destroy Israel and take Jerusalem.” But — and here’s the shocking twist — “Both candidates are pro-homosexual and are behind the homosexual agenda.” Clearly a vote for either Obama or Romney is a vote for a FRANKENGAYSTORM.

http://www.salon.com/2012/10/29/pastor_blame_gays_for_hurricane_sandy/

[Mopar151]

1. My daddy told me, long ago

That cheap moonshine, with the funny Prestone aftertaste, causes permanent brain damage. Pastor McTernan is apparently living proof.

[Ikonoklast]

2. No way could that dolt afford even the cheapest of imitation 'shine.

His babblings sound more like they are the rants of a Sterno drinker.

[LTR]

3. To which Pat Robertson said...

Hey asshole! That's MY line!

[Bucky]

4. I'm pretty sure God's punishing us for cutting the Head Start program.

Or perhaps for not instituting socialized medicine like France, Germany, and Canada have.

God always did like them better. :-\

[DreamGypsy]

5. Hot air from these Bozos...

contributes more significantly to global warming than does worldwide CO2 emissions.