Governor Christie, Governor Romney Is On Line #2

[SingleSeatBiggerMeat]

"What the hell does he want?"

"Sir, he wants to know if he can do a 'disaster' tour with you around the state...."

"What?"

"He said he and somebody named Eddie are kind of feeling left out of all the action, and, you know....."

"Fuck. Are you kidding me? We're in the middle of a fucking hurricane. Is he insane?"

"No, sir. He was hoping you could set up a big briefing with lots of powerpoints and uniformed personnel...he will bring a photographer and has a really nice FEMA jacket that President Clinton gave him 12 years ago...." "He sounded kind of desperate."

"God Damn It. I have the President coming to visit and the entire state is depending on us working together to get us back on our feet. No - wait - don't tell him that."

"Should I tell him to call Mayor Bloomberg?"

"Yes - that's a great idea. Bloomberg hates him too."

[libdem4life]

1. K&R. Thanks for the chuckle.

[CherokeeDem]

2. Love it...

and I think that might be how the entire conversation would go!

[Faith9326]

3. Haha

Made me laugh!

[Terra Alta]

4. K&R

Sure gave me my laughs for the night. I can just picture Christie saying those things, too.

[reusrename]

5. I can actually hear Christie's accent while reading that. Perfect. n/t

[pacalo]

6. Gov. Robme's advice to Gov. Christie...

"Call 911."

Love your OP, SSBM!