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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsNation Suddenly Remembers Simple Comforts Of Having Out-Of-Touch White Man Run Country
In the wake of the presidential debates, multiple polls have shown that citizens nationwide are beginning to recall, with great clarity, the soothing, familiar sense of security that comes with handing total domestic and foreign policy authority over to a sixtysomething white male who is completely cut off from any way of life other than his own. And with the country having gone four years without such a familiar, calming, clueless Caucasian presence in the Oval Office, experts reported the populace is now overcome with nostalgia.
As Election Day approaches, more and more Americans are reminiscing about how much they enjoy it when an old white man who in no way understands them is placed in charge of the worlds largest economy, University of Virginia political scientist Charles Overberg said. Indeed, when voters consider whom theyd like to oversee vital social programs and embody the image of the United States projected abroad, the vast majority feel a sense of comfort and safety upon contemplating the familiar, reassuring light-skinned face of a man who is utterly incapable of connecting with them or anyone else of their socioeconomic status in any meaningful way.
In particular, citizens feel the greatest sense of contentment with an outrageously privileged Caucasian man who has never experienced any adversity whatsoever, Overberg continued. Its nearly universalAmericans just have a soft spot for granting unfathomable power to white, backward-thinking 60-year-old men.
According to a Reuters/Ipsos poll conducted this week, more than 80 percent of likely voters said they felt calmed and soothed upon picturing the nations commander in chief as a detached Caucasian male, while 9 out of 10 admitted they were comforted by the idea of once again placing the future of Social Security and health care in the hands of an older gentleman of European descent who is starkly disconnected from everyday reality.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-suddenly-remembers-simple-comforts-of-havin,30142/
Blue Owl
(50,393 posts)K&R
DreamGypsy
(2,252 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,691 posts)Kurovski
(34,655 posts)White men of an age almost always meant trouble for me. Thank God for the Onion.
JI7
(89,251 posts)the Poor. the Vietnam War left a mark on his legacy but i believe he was tortured by it and the suffering it caused and it was probably what ended up killing him.
Kurovski
(34,655 posts)As an aside to all, be sure to check the in depth story:
"Report: Majority Of Americans Now Eating One Continuous Meal A Day"
JI7
(89,251 posts)with the point they are making.
caraher
(6,278 posts)That is an odd choice... they could have just done the Bushes
Kurovski
(34,655 posts)reagan would have been a better choice, but i think they may have kept johnson in for his war foolishness. he was out of touch with that, and it cost us plenty.
To include LBJ and exclude Reagan is inexcusable. Yes, Johnson was out of touch on the war, but on target on everything else, the most liberal president since FDR.
And Reagan was senile as shit. The consummate out of touch old white due.
LeftInTX
(25,364 posts)Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)After 4 years Willard will have this country in such shape that he will sell it to the Chinese and you will have an Asian President forever
ismnotwasm
(41,988 posts)Now THAT's funny.
JI7
(89,251 posts)Up2Late
(17,797 posts)...unless you consider being drunk most of the time as out of touch.
Not sure about LBJ, I'm too young to remember him, but seems like he got a lot of good stuff done too.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)His answer to inflation?
Everybody wear one of these:
Because the economy is all in your mind.
Meanwhile: