I am a gay man called Sandy. I believe in God. Why?

[sibelian]

Look at this:

http://www.ibtimes.com/hurricane-sandy-caused-homosexuals-president-obama-evangelist-preacher-john-mcternan-says-855933#.UI9W4hGAzQE.facebook

There is a God, I declare this to be so, and he looks exactly like Graham Chapman. He smokes a pipe. God bless you, God! I love you! How can you not love someone who invented ferrets, beer, sexy straight guys and colossal elaborate jokes like that ibt article just to brighten my morning?

[Permanut]

1. And also gave us Jerry Falwell..

who advised us (Jerry's pretty sure he got this straight from the Big Guy upstairs) that hurricane Katrina was directed at New Orleans at least partly because of "...the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say "you helped this happen." Of course, Pat Robertson agreed.

I had no idea gays could make all that stuff happen.

[PowerToThePeople]

2. Landfall was Jersey Shore, correct?

Maybe the big man dislikes reality TV.

If so, I would have to agree with him.

But, no. If there is one all powerful creator, he/she/it did not create this as punishment for anyone's sexual preferences.

It is a result of many years of polluting our environment which is causing drastic changes in weather patterns around the globe.

[Behind the Aegis]

3. I think I peed my pants!

A pro-homosexual Mormon along with a pro-abortion/homosexual, Muslim Brotherhood promoter, Hard Left Fascist are running for president.



Why, G-d? Why isn't stupidity painful for those who are stupid and but painful for those of us who have to endure it?! Oh, and if you are taking requests, please protect my brother in Boston and my Nanny in NC. Thanks!

[VOX]

4. WTF is a "Hard Left Fascist"? Why not a hard-right Mugwump?

As long as things are being made up.

The biggest problem with the Internet is that it's given psychos like this an actual voice. They once stood ignored while shouting atop an apple crate in some park or street corner; now, they now leak their corrosive, psychotic toxins into cyberspace, where they can actually be absorbed by the fearfully gullible.