Some hard truth for Trump: You, sir, are going to die.

[Atticus]

Is the word "inevitable" among those "many good words" you boast about knowing?

Death is the eventual END of everyone's life.

There are no exceptions.

Everyone dies. Even "billionaires".

There is no one to bribe or blackmail or sue who can get you out of it.

So, WHEN---not IF---you "go the way of all flesh", how will it feel during that last conscious moment to know that when the "Breaking News" of your death is broadcast, bells will ring, horns will honk and countless tears of relief and joy will be followed by giddy laughter and countless calls for a "glass of your best, barkeep!"

How do you think you'll feel, hmm?

Will you demand a recount or just argue that life was rigged?

Just so you know, if I am fortunate enough to survive you, I'll be drinking "several" single malt scotches and grinning ear to ear.

[milestogo]

1. And many, many people will celebrate your death.

The sooner, the better.

[True Dough]

4. The sooner, the better.

^^ You beat me to it!

[agingdem]

11. yes and may it death by a 900,000

cuts (literally!)..one for every man woman child he killed...Trump's callous disregard for human life should not go unpunished...

[Emile]

8. I celebrated when Reagan died. Got drunk and

danced the night away.

[AllaN01Bear]

26. i for one .

[smb]

128. Do They Make Extensions To Double The Height Of A Flagpole? Asking For A Friend nt

[dchill]

2. I'm going to have a beer. And a steak.

[Ocelot II]

3. And I hope he does it long before me so I have plenty of days ahead of me

in which I can wake up in the morning and smile to myself, knowing he's either pushing up daisies or frying in Hell.

[lastlib]

36. no self-respecting daisy will grow on his grave......

especially with all that urine on the dirt....(much of which will be mine............)

[XacerbatedDem]

65. I kinda like the idea, 'cause every time the wind would blow,

it would be like Ukrainians dancing on his grave.

[wcollar]

95. Not on his grave

Can you imagine how long the line would be?

[birdographer]

123. I'm with you there

I recently had a health scare and the first thing I said to my husband after finding out was "I really wanted to be here when trump died." Now it's looking like I have a chance of that. But definitely the sooner the better, for all reasons!

[JohnSJ]

5. The great equalizer

[dweller]

6. I hope he's conscious enough at the end

to hear the celebrations begin, and know the joy it brings to all



✌🏻

[albacore]

7. But then his cult will Deify him. People will claim he healed their bodies and made money...

for them, or got them pregnant after he died.
The cross is the symbol for another sect.... what do you suppose the symbol for the trump cult will be?
Dollar sign?

[geardaddy]

23. A gigantic Q

[gratuitous]

9. There will be many strong men, tough guys, guys who never cry

Who will have tears in their eyes on that blessed day.

[LittleGirl]

21. I know a couple of those freaking hillbillies

That IQ45 wouldn’t stand in the same room with them. They will shed a tear. He’s drumpt and they love him. Every last homophobic one of ‘em. Stupid mfers.

[Marius25]

10. Are we sure? Evil people live forever and he's insanely evil.

[SoonerPride]

12. I have Veuve Cliquot in my fridge just for that occasion.

[niyad]

19. Same here. That news deserves the GOOD stuff.

Decent sparling wines for most of the others.

[LittleGirl]

22. I have Moet Chandon :-)

In the cellar.

[soldierant]

83. I don't suppose

thre's a champagne or other potable called "Veuve Melania."

[True Blue American]

127. Bon Voyage for Melanie!

[sop]

13. Pitchforking the dead is always so unseemly, but we'll make an exception for Trump.

[Ocelot II]

25. Indeed. That's one of the few graves I'll be happy to dance on.

[The Unmitigated Gall]

14. I'm going to shake up a martini

That would make F. Scott Fitzgerald drool.

I don’t drink much. But this will be quite
The “occasion”.

[Paladin]

15. Oh, yeah. Some good-quality single malts. And uncontrollable grins.

Can't happen soon enough to suit me.

[Vinca]

16. Wherever his grave is, it's going to be very, very wet most of the time.

If they insist he gets a state funeral I swear I'll haul my elderly ass to D.C. and moon the casket.

[AllaN01Bear]

28. dance on it.

[hatrack]

61. Like the Fux coverage of Reagan's funeral out in California . . . .

Hushed voices about the throngs of people coming to pay their respects, when there was hardly anybody coming by - and you could see on camera how few gave enough of a damn to show up.

[ZonkerHarris]

91. I've already made my reservation to piss on his grave

I’ve already made my reservation to piss on his grave
There’s gonna be a line

[RockRaven]

17. As a narcissist, the universe ceases to exist when he dies.

He isn't bothered by any of the things you listed, because as far as he is concerned they cannot happen.

[Initech]

18. I'm dead! Sad!

[niyad]

20. Glasses or bottles?

[Atticus]

34. Why, just a wee dram or two, lass! O' course, that's a Scot's dram---the rough equivalent

of an ice tea tumbler.

[niyad]

45. But of course. Similar to a texas snifter, I believe.

[MontanaMama]

53. Off topic, but

this post reminds me that we have a local tap house called The Dram Shop...it is located in a former mercantile pharmacy. They have refillable growlers that look like oversized medicine bottles which adds to the fun.

[niyad]

64. That sounds like a lot of fun.

[dixiechiken1]

24. Live your life in such a way...

That the entire planet doesn't dance in the street when you die.

[AllaN01Bear]

27. hear , hear . you cant take it with u!!!!!!!!!!!

[IronLionZion]

29. I got a little too excited when I saw this thread

[A HERETIC I AM]

30. I take some solace in the knowledge that....

Just as there is no U.S.S. Richard M. Nixon, there is likely to never be a U.S.S. Donald Trump. Heaven and reason forbid there ever be an aircraft carrier named after that traitorous, self absorbed criminal nitwit.

There should be NOTHING named after him. Not a sausage. Bugger all.

I did, however find a couple good ideas for his grave marker;

[steve2470]

31. Trump is the FIRST AND ONLY person I have wished to leave this planet

I knew Nixon. I knew Reagan. I knew Osama Bin Ladin (simply wanted justice for him, but not crying over his death).

Trump ? F********g evil bastard. On par with Hitler and Stalin, constrained only by our good people in office.

[paleotn]

32. Sooner rather than later.....I hope.

[SergeStorms]

33. My sig line......

has always been 'Memento Mori' (Latin: Remember you must die). I carry a brass coin in my pocket bearing those same two words. Some people say it's morbid or ghoulish. It's neither. It's a constant reminder that one day I will die, and to live my life accordingly. Your death can be a valuable advisor.

[bluecollar2]

35. I volunteer to stand watch over his grave, armed and ready to prevent

To prevent he son of a bitch from rising from the grave...

Anybody else want in on the rotation?

[lastlib]

37. I'll be there with you....

...wth a full bladder.

[TomSlick]

38. It would be more efficient if he was buried with a wooden stake through the heart.

I think it would be important that the stake go far enough into the ground to nail down the corpse. As long as someone is at it, I'd also stuff the mouth full of garlic. Decapitation of the corpse would be a fail safe but probably unnecessary.

[bluecollar2]

43. When I say armed

There will be a complete arsenal deployed...

Wooden stakes, garlic, silver bullets etc.

Additionally I plan to deploy religious rights such as voodoo, santeria and macumba.

Hopefully there not be a need to stockpile large quantities but if necessary I'll rent space...

[niyad]

47. I will gladly fashion a couple of pents and hexes for you.

[bluecollar2]

50. Thank you

It will be welcomed. I have no idea what they are but no
Doubt exists that all resources available will need to be employed.

Your expertise and help are welcome.

[Rabrrrrrr]

93. I will watch over his grave, armed and ready to prevent anyone from honoring him.

"Be off, you shit of the dip! Honoring this cancerous whore of a man is forbidden! Take one step closer and I will release your foul innards from their casing!"

[Joinfortmill]

39. Rofl

[NoMoreRepugs]

40. That he will be "honored" by the country for the position he held

brings bile up my throat. Murdoch, LimpBalls, tRump, McTurtle - a few others, will be vilified by some of us and worshipped by the morons in the future.

[OverBurn]

41. They'll bury him somewhere undisclosed or they'll be line of people waiting to piss on his grave.

[cloudbase]

42. I'm planning on going to the funeral.

Just to make sure.

I'll pass along my findings to DU using code x-ray five seven.

[bluecollar2]

44. Are we using the Mark III or Mark IV

Decoder ring for this excercise?

[FoxNewsSucks]

46. Can't happen soon enough.

I have a 2002 Paradigm Cabernet waiting for the news.

And a 2004 Caymus Cabernet for the funeral, which I will only watch to cheer on the protesters.

I'm glad I saved those bottles, wouldn't want to pay today's prices. Never thought there'd be a reason like this for opening them.

[Wild blueberry]

48. His grave should be a septic tank

with a giant (fake) gold toilet for grave marker.

[Novara]

49. Hopefully he'll die in prison

A girl can dream.

[Stuart G]

51. Donald Trump doesn't have a clue...Now at his rallies there will be..."COUNTER RALLIES"

AND SOME OF THOSE will be ...VIOLENT..

[Evolve Dammit]

52. "So unfair". "Treated horribly."

[Butterflylady]

54. For everything he has done it will be painful and long.

I can hardly wait.

[nolabear]

55. Ever wake in the middle of the night and check social media?

For five fucking years when I wake Mr Bear doing that he just says “Is he dead yet?” Because he knows what I’m looking for.

Some people only like the powerful feeling of getting attention though. Doesn’t matter if it’s good or bad.

That said, it’s been a goal to outlive the bastard and do some of that dancing.

[Ocelot II]

59. I have one of those fitness tracker watches that also vibrates when

my iPhone tells it that there's breaking news. And every damn time it vibrates with a breaking news notification I am instantly filled with desperate hope that it's that news. So far I've been disappointed, of course; but some day....

[nolabear]

60. Hope springs eternal.

[niyad]

67. It took a while to break the habit.

[liberalla]

56. What a nice daydream that was... imagining the news that Trump has died.

Thank you!

[GarColga]

57. Personally, I can't wait for the sh!tshow

of dealing with his finances when he finally croaks!

[Martin Eden]

58. Where will his grave be?

I have an urge to urinate.

[mwooldri]

62. When Thatcher died, "Ding Dong the witch is dead" was sung.

What would be appropriate when Trump meets his maker?

[Hassler]

63. True, but not soon enough

[dalton99a]

66. Millions will rejoice.

Goddamn evil piece of shit

[tclambert]

68. He should have a gravestone shaped like a urinal.

You know, for all the people who want to do something other than dance on his grave.

[smb]

129. Or At Least An Appropriate Message

[Wounded Bear]

69. Try to live your life so that the whole world doesn't throw a party when you die...

[BlueIdaho]

70. I said it on another thread and I'll say it here...

Death to Donald Trump!

[dobleremolque]

71. Donald Trump? Meet George Pullman, of rail car fame .....1831-1897

"Fearing that some of his former employees or other labor supporters might try to dig up his body, his family arranged for his remains to be placed in a lead-lined mahogany coffin, which was then sealed inside a block of concrete. At the cemetery, a large pit had been dug at the family plot. At its base and walls were 18 inches of reinforced concrete. The coffin was lowered, and covered with asphalt and tarpaper. More concrete was poured on top, followed by a layer of steel rails bolted together at right angles, and another layer of concrete. The entire burial process took two days."

Source:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Pullman

[rickford66]

72. I'm the same age as "Him" and I plan on hanging on.

Some extra drinks at a celebration with friends. I may sign up for the inevitable tours to piss on his grave.

[dflprincess]

73. We need a "Is Trump Dead Yet?" website

there was a "Is Thatcher Dead Yet?" website that I stumbled on long before she died. At the time, all it said was "No, check back later."

Naturally when she did die, I checked the website and it said "Yes" and asked "How are you celebrating?". (It still does) There were links to various sites discussing the celebrations, no phony "Don't speak ill of the dead" admonishments from the Brits. (Glenda Jackson's speech on the floor of the House of Commons was epic - no politician here dared to tell those kinds of truth about Reagan.)

I'm telling you now, when Trump dies, I'm celebrating, no matter what anyone else thinks.

https://www.isthatcherdeadyet.co.uk/

Glenda Jackson's speech:

[ShazzieB]

87. OMG, that was awesome!

Thanks for posting this. I had never seen it before, and I'm so glad now that I have.

[COL Mustard]

74. There's still time for today....

Not that I'm wishing it for him or anything, but....hey Donnie Dorko, whaddaya waiting for?? Have a hamberder....

[quakerboy]

75. Meh. I think he would welcome the celebration.

I think the true way to hurt him is to let all things trump fade into nothingness. Before he dies, and then take no notice when he does die.

[Good egg]

76. "Sir"?

I do not understand the use of the word "Sir." a word of respect. honor and deference for a corrupt and heart-dead asshat like Trump.

[Atticus]

77. It was meant in a smarmy sarcastic manner. Sort of like saying "With all due respect---" when

NONE is "due".

[Good egg]

80. Oh. OK.

Thanks.


Good Egg

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

-George Bernard Shaw

[ShazzieB]

86. Or "bless his heart"

When the opposite is meant.

[ChazInAz]

105. My uncle Karyl used to say:

"Bless your pointy little head! "

[mnhtnbb]

78. Every morning I look for the news

of his death. But I would not be unhappy to see news of McConnell passing, either.

Both are truly evil people.

[birdographer]

122. Perhaps trump and McConnell

and let's toss in Josh Hawley and Gaetz and Miss Lindsey and MTG and a few others could go on a cruise and the ship hits an iceberg...can we just get rid of all of them at once?? Dream on...

[Bluesaph]

79. Muslims will be dancing in the street in NYC

Oh wait 🤔

[DemocraticPatriot]

81. Life was certainly "rigged" for Donald Trump...

If I had started out with all his advantages, God knows what I could have done with it....


At the least, I think I would have finished up with a better reputation than he managed to do.

[NowISeetheLight]

82. I wonder...

If any former Presidents would show up at his funeral. Oh he will lie in state and everything but if I were the surviving Predidents I’d stay away.

[CaptainTruth]

84. And when he does I will get so drunk that even Brett Kavanaugh will say I've had enough.

Seriously, I've been saying for a lot of years now that folks should buy one of their favorite vintages of wine, or scotch, or bourbon, or other beverage of their choice, & set it aside to age for the day that that plague upon mankind is finally gone.

It's gonna be one hell of a party.

Which reminds me, is there a Trump family plot? Someone of his stature should have had his funeral arrangements taken care of long ago.

Does anyone know what they are?

[ShazzieB]

88. I don't know if there is a family plot per se.

But according to findagrave.com, TFG's parents and his bothers, Robert and Fred, Jr., were all buried at All Faiths Cemetery in Queens.

Findagrave.com gives the cemetery's address as 67-29 Metropolitan Avenue, Middle Village, Queens County, New York, 11379. So I suppose that would be the place to start!

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/40736522/frederick-christ-trump
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/105719970/mary-anne-trump
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/105719907/frederick-christ-trump
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/214457657/robert-stewart-trump

[BCLiberal]

85. Gravesite soaked in urine for eternity

Let's make it a thing, ......a pilgrimage.

[mwb970]

89. I've been waiting over twenty years for the headline "CHENEY DEAD".

It doesn't even matter to me any more, but the damn guy is still alive. Evil lives forever.

[Starfury]

90. His last thought, hearing horns, etc.: "Everyone's thinking about ME!"

Once a total narcissist, always a total narcissist.

[empedocles]

92. Hopefully, traitortrump will die in prison

After prison time to reflect on his 'life'.

[Roisin Ni Fiachra]

96. +1

[Trueblue Texan]

94. I celebrated with great joy when I heard of Limbaugh's death.

When Trump dies (and I wouldn't mind that trending so I'm using his name here) I will go on holiday for a week at least. I will drink champagne every day for a week and I will toast my gratitude to all the forces of the universe that I was able to witness the day that bastard stopped being a threat to civilization, our earth, and mankind.

[Ilsa]

97. I'd love to toss some urine on that grave. I wonder

if he was buried or cremated?

[IcyPeas]

130. me too, but unfortunately he had already spawned new mini-limbaughs

[Ilsa]

98. It would be great if he knew that no one was talking about him

anymore. Just cast his name into the ash heap of other disastrous presidencies.

I wonder if he'll be buried or cremated (imagine the spike in global warming).

[smirkymonkey]

99. And it will be the happiest day of my life.

I only hope that it happens very soon. Because having the constant threat of him possibly becoming president again is almost more than I can take. The reality of it would be unbearable.

[Ferrets are Cool]

100. I refute your assertion with hard evidence to the contrary

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[Tommymac]

101. I'm an Alcoholic, but I will backslide (one drink)to celebrate TFG's demise when it finally happens.

Pour me a Chevas, barkeep.

[heckles65]

102. A little music maestro.

I put this on my FB page to commemorate the passing of the one Koch brother.

Got it lined up for Mitch McConnell, Newt Gingrich and Clarence Thomas.

[Raster]

103. point me to his grave...

... there will be pissing and dancing!

[Lithos]

104. Why the single malts?

I intend to drink some excellent beers - all the better to piss on his grave...

L-

[Atticus]

106. Enjoy. I've been told I was "full of piss and vinegar" since I started walking, so--- nt

[IrishEyes]

107. I won't do anything when he dies.

I look forward to reading that he died but then I will continue about my day. I hope my parents live to see him gone. I don't think he will live many more years with his health. If there is god and an afterlife, he is really not going to like where he is going.

[Rocknation]

108. "I'll be standing on a corner full of gin

When they bring your dead body in

I'll be glad when you're dead
You rascal, you"


Rocknation

[AZLD4Candidate]

110. Ummm. . .You know nothing about Malaysia. Please keep your passive racism off the board.

[AZLD4Candidate]

112. I lived and worked in Malaysia. Keep your passive racism off this board

I don't care if Alpha-Centuri was your first choice. You aren't funny.

[BobTheSubgenius]

114. In the spirit of this post, and of most of America..

...the sooner, the better!!!

[llashram]

115. hear! hear!

I raise my glass to ye... and it ain't beer

[niyad]

116. Not soon enough.

[SoonerPride]

121. This

times a billion

[CrispyQ]

117. And the air will smell just a little bit fresher without the stench of Trump.

It smelled fresher after Limbaugh died, too. And if the stupid rapture they all wish for so badly would actually happen, the entire planet would smell fresher.

[LakeArenal]

118. If he were really an afterlife believer, he would be very worried.

Hell or botfly larvae reincarnated. Neither a pretty choice.

[2Gingersnaps]

119. Again with the Clarence Darrow for me,

"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with pleasure." (and again I note, it was attributed to Mark Twain and if I were Clarence Darrow I would not be mad Mark Twain got credit).

But in this instance, I'm still pissed about terrorizing brown families by ripping babies out of their parents arms, I still see those terrified, innocent, crying faces. I wished I believed in hell, because he is a coward and would expect Satan to totally get him. Surprise! Stay Puff Marshmallow boy, on to the end of the stick ya go!

[birdographer]

120. I find it so sad

That he is so narcissistic that he is completely clueless about the millions (and millions) of people all over the planet who want nothing more than for him to die. He knows we think he is stupid, he knows to some small degree that a "few" (in his mind) people hate him, but he has no idea just how many wish him dead. What a statement about the man.

[TreasonousBastard]

125. Death is too final, but it will do. I would really like to see him...

wasting away in some rathole admitting, toward the end of his miserable life, that he has lived such a miserable life of failure.

[LymphocyteLover]

126. I'm *so* looking forward to that day