Romney blames defenceless, oil-rich state of Scotland for Hurricane Sandy
http://newsthump.com/2012/10/30/romney-blames-defenceless-oil-rich-state-of-scotland-for-hurricane-sandy-outrage/
US presidential hopeful Mitt Romney has dismissed claims that Hurricane Sandy was an act of God, and pointed his finger instead at the brogue nation of Scotland.
Backers of Romney, including tycoon Donald Trump, have urged him to invade the Golf State before they can strike again.
Oil-rich, nuclear weapon-shy and occupying the strategically significant bloody freezing zone just above England, Scotland has been accused of being a training ground for bad weather.
Trump himself has already led a peace mission to the region, generously knocking down useless old houses to make way for a much-needed millionaires playground.
But rather than thank their saviour some of the locals caused it to rain incessantly, an act now recognised by Romney as a declaration of war.