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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsInvestment banking will fix hurricane damage, says Romney
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/investment-banking-will-fix-hurricane-damage-says-romney-2012103047034THE devastation caused by Hurricane Sandy can only be fixed with a new wave of unregulated investment banking, Mitt Romney has claimed.
The Republican candidate said there was no need for the New York Fire Department to deal with the large crane arm dangling over Manhattan as it could be placed gently onto a huge pile of money made by Goldman Sachs.
He added: You then lower it gradually to the ground by removing money at the bottom of the pile and paying it out as bonuses. Voila!
Romney also claimed the most effective way to deal with a 13-foot wall of sea water is a complex system of credit default swaps.
The Republican candidate said there was no need for the New York Fire Department to deal with the large crane arm dangling over Manhattan as it could be placed gently onto a huge pile of money made by Goldman Sachs.
He added: You then lower it gradually to the ground by removing money at the bottom of the pile and paying it out as bonuses. Voila!
Romney also claimed the most effective way to deal with a 13-foot wall of sea water is a complex system of credit default swaps.
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Investment banking will fix hurricane damage, says Romney (Original Post)
T_i_B
Oct 2012
OP
True enough - I was waiting to hear that the storm surge was "just the right height" . . .
hatrack
Oct 2012
#4
liberal N proud
(60,335 posts)1. That is his idea to recover from disaster?
He is dumber than he thinks we are.
hatrack
(59,587 posts)2. Uh, it's the Daily Mash - kind of the UK version of the Onion
liberal N proud
(60,335 posts)3. Hey, with Romney, you never know.
I have been waiting for him to say something totally off the wall. He is due.
hatrack
(59,587 posts)4. True enough - I was waiting to hear that the storm surge was "just the right height" . . .
dynasaw
(998 posts)5. God's Will
It was meant to happen as in having the child after being raped. That would be Romney and his minions' take.
Skidmore
(37,364 posts)6. So says Moneybag Mitt as he consults with
his blind (wink,wink)trust manager to select his next investment.
Actually I can tell whether that is satire or not.
Ichingcarpenter
(36,988 posts)7. If we off shore the disaster to Bangladesh
It would be cheaper to fix. Then if we close the broken ports in the US and open new private ones in the Philippines the savings will be enormous. The surviving infrastructure could be sold to Mexico....
I have just saved the US a ton of money with my Bain thinking.
spanone
(135,842 posts)8. not far from the truth...romney suggested PRIVATIZING fema so this would be a profit center
not a disaster
rock
(13,218 posts)9. It's comforting to know that Mitt has a back-up plan in case he (very likely) loses the election:
Comedian. Notice how he says it all with a straight face.