List of Relief Supplies Collected by Romney Campaign:
All of these items will be delivered, once the recovery in the affected areas is complete and it's safe for Romney to return:
Romney/Ryan Campaign T-shirts - Clothing is always needed after a disaster, doncha know.
Romney/Ryan Bumper Stickers - Very useful for patching holes in roofs and siding.
Romney/Ryan Campaign Signs - Can be used to board up broken windows, etc.
Romney/Ryan Campaign Buttons - Excellent for use on clothing without buttons or zippers.
Romney/Ryan Coffee Cups - Moroni knows that dishware gets broken in hurricanes.
Romney/Ryan Sweatbands - For use by families cleaning up their property. Sweat running into eyes is very troublesome.
Romney/Ryan Ball Caps - Sure, they're made in China, but in a disaster, nobody will notice.
Canned Goods from Dollar Store - In a disaster, Moroni knows that expiration dates don't really matter to hungry people.