Freeper heads exploding over Christie's praise of Obama's leadership, Hilarious meltdown ensues!

[ram2008]

They're in complete meltdown over there in loonytoon town.

Some excerpts:

Can’t this guy keep his mouth shut??? All he had to say was “The Federal Gov’t has been helpful and we appreciate it”

Don’t even mention Bammy Boy

Starting to become incomprehensible:

0bama excels in areas where the decision is so obvious that even a 5 year old would know what to do.

Otherwise,was Kissie damning 0turd with praise or
is he just a big suck up?

Libya, killing Christians, and communism, Oh my!

Isn't that Obamas job?Like he let men die in Libya and watched them die .Guess what he is still on the campaign trail while doing his job for a change..Obama is a filthy communist and would love to see all of us Christians dead..He cant kill us unless he is reelected..

If only Bush were President during this time!

A week before the election and you’re going to say that Obama deserves GREAT CREDIT? I don’t think so....we need to fight until the end. Obama did NOTHING that deserves great credit. BUSH did waaaaaay more for New Orleans than was ever reported and look how the DEMS handled that. Sorry, friend...we fight til the end. No more Mr Nice Guy...our country can’t afford it.

FEMA didn't build that!

I can be just as political as the rats and their faux messiah. FEMA NEVER CREATED A BUSINESS... CREATED WEALTH OR HELPED THE ECONOMY... THEY REDISTRIBUTE WEALTH ONLY... AND VERY inefficiently at that.

LLS

These people are absolutely bonkers, we can't let these unstable people control the Presidency. Get out the vote!

[treestar]

1. Total loons

When FEMA does spend its budget, where do they spend it, Mars? These people could not buy a clue.

[TrollBuster9090]

31. The "FEMA didn't build that" was really the best part, wasn't it?

Totally indicative of the right wing cognitive dissonance.

"FEMA never created wealth!"

No, but at least it's finally able to rescue stranded people off of rooftops, which is what it's SUPPOSED to do.

[SomethingFishy]

58. That was classic... and you know when this idiot

gets stuck in a natural disaster he'll be the first one screaming "Where's FEMA?"...

[TrollBuster9090]

63. It's a familiar program loop, designed for a really small (aka 'stupid') computer

1. Whine that you're taxed too much, and want your politicians to dismantle government agencies that only 'black welfare queens' use, like FEMA.

2. Get flooded out and demand that FEMA come to your rescue, suddenly having switched your philosophy from "I don't want to pay for that" to "I don't believe in that, but since my taxes paid for it, I'm damned well going to use it!"

3. Go back to #1 after the disaster is over. Repeat cognitive dissonance philosophy flip as often as is needed.


If we could convert the limitless supply of GOP "It's not a government handout when *I* get it" hypocrisy into an electricity, we could cure the global warming problem overnight.

[question everything]

2. In a good spot to appeal to independents in 2016 (nt)

[sinkingfeeling]

3. You need a shower. Where would you like me to send the lye soap?

[hifiguy]

4. Gads, it's like they fed the monkeys in the primate house

a nice, big dose of meth just before poo-flinging time.

[DrummerMan]

5. They have no grasp on reality.

It's quite mind-boggling, really.

[2theleft]

6. We get to kill christians???

WOO HOO! Who knew that was a perk of being a Dem?!?!

[Politicalboi]

8. LOL!

That's what I thought too. Bring it on!

I had no idea Obama had such power. Sharia Law here we come.

[hifiguy]

23. Only after we make them get gay-married and

have abortions first. Freepers . . .

[Arkansas Granny]

57. Don't forget to take their guns away while you're at it

[hifiguy]

60. Excellent catch, AG.

I knew I was forgetting something!

[beam me up scottie]

14. Well duh...

that's the only reason I vote.

[snooper2]

66. Is it only on Sundays or can we start at any time?

[jmowreader]

72. It's a Tuesday thing

Thursday is for your weekly abortion, Saturday is for getting gay-married and Sunday is a day of rest. I know you got the memo because I delivered it personally.

[-LOKI -BAD FOR YA]

67. i see why so many people are democrats,they told me it was to improve our lives

what other perks,do we get beside killing christians, do we need to tag them,is there a limit,is the season all year, and are in law included. thanks good hunting. i am just joking ,but some people believe it.faux distortion said it.

[treestar]

76. The odd part is why does Obama need to be re-elected to kill christians?

That's what the freeper says. Interesting all the things Obama can do in a second term that he apparently could not in the first.

[TwilightGardener]

7. Do they think average citizens don't want FEMA?

Because really, besides defense, aid in national disasters is pretty high up there in what people expect from a government, I believe.

[99th_Monkey]

24. Who needs FEMA??

If your agenda is "depopulation"
getting rid of FEMA is a no-brainer.

[Indpndnt]

51. Their repub overlords have told them to not want FEMA and not let others have it.

They are just that malleable. Gullible. Ignorant.

[LibDemAlways]

52. When its their houses damaged in a natural disaster, they'll be

lining up for government help. Very easy for them to criticize from a safe, cowardly distance.

[warrprayer]

9. a seperate reality

is what these people live in

[OldDem2012]

10. Clean-up in aisle 6!! Freeper heads exploding on all shelves! nt.

[ram2008]

11. We're going to have to call in FEMA to clean up that mess!

The amount of nuttery is a national emergency.

[Autumn]

12. This post, right here

"Libya, killing Christians, and communism, Oh my!

Isn't that Obamas job?Like he let men die in Libya and watched them die .Guess what he is still on the campaign trail while doing his job for a change..Obama is a filthy communist and would love to see all of us Christians dead..He cant kill us unless he is reelected..


I think I will giggle over this one all the way through President Obamas second term.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

13. .

[madrchsod]

15. this is the site where most of it`s members have`t figured out.....

rim job is fucking them over. once they figure out he is and call him on it they are banned.

by the way how is that pathetic fundraiser doing? jimmy and friends must have spent to much money on their recent vacation.

[bongbong]

16. Fat Boy can read the tea leaves

He is starting his 2016 run, and he wants to appear "bi-partisan" (when in reality he is another neocon America-hater)

[Matariki]

30. Is it really neccesary to insult Christie on his weight?

The implication that his weight is a thing worth derision has an impact on more people than just him. DU members for instance. Maybe you could do the right thing and reword your subject line.

[PABigDaddyDemocrat]

37. Hear hear!

...as if Ryan the P90X spokesman is somehow a better person than Gvr. Christie. If this is how we reward a GOPer for playing nice then we deserve the label of "dividers."

[Skittles]

54. it is never necessary; it is juvenile and ugly

[bongbong]

70. Don't take it personally

His fatness reflects the meta-reality of repigs: grasping, bullying, greedy pigs. That's what, at least I, am using "fat" to mean when I refer to him.

[Matariki]

78. You are actually just making it worse

By equating body size with all those negatives you just listed. As if 'fat' means 'grasping', 'greedy', 'pig'.

Shame on you.

[bongbong]

79. Have you ever been on a farm?

I spent summers on one as a kid.

Pigs are fat. Even piglets are fat. It's part of their natural makeup, at least the pigs that have been bred for that characteristic (i.e, the millions of pigs you find on farms as well as evil factory farms). Has nothing to do with oversize people. And "pig" is a synonym for several negative characteristics of humans.

Don't take it personally. However, I will refrain from speaking about Round Ball using "fat" or "pig" in the future. Is "Round Ball" OK to use? If that isn't, I'll just use "Pile Of Crap Christie".

[Matariki]

81. I'm NOT taking it personally.

I think language matters and I know people who are as big as Christie and I know how language like you used makes them feel. It saddens me that their self worth gets trampled on by thoughtless people who think it's perfectly fine to attack people they don't like with slurs on their weight or other aspects of their appearance.

You may think I'm playing word police, but it seems to me that you are speaking with a lack of empathy and don't realize how your words might possibly hurt people who aren't necessarily your current target.

[southernyankeebelle]

17. Tiny bubbles in the land of looney tune land.

[heaven05]

18. they're so hatefully sick

and turds are brown. That's very racist. Hadn't heard that one. These are mean spirited assholes deserving a foot up their ass and I would be willing to have the honor.

[8 track mind]

19. what i find so amusing

Is that it takes a seriously large amount of cash to keep free republic running. For fuck's sake the website looks like it rolled out of the early 90's

[Mike Daniels]

75. More amusing is that the fundraiser painfully inches along until just before the "deadline"

when all of a sudden a big infusion of cash carries them over the top.

This leads to two possibilities:

RimJob is pulling a fast one over on his supporters by setting a false financial goal (he only needs 5,000 but requests 20,000)that he says was reached at the very end of the "drive".

RimJob has a sugar daddy (Rush or Hannity / Hannity is rumored to be a poster on the site) who pays off whatever the inevitable shortfall would be.

The meeting of the goal always happens just around the time the donations have slowed to a trickle so there has to be some slight of hand going on given how many people have been purged from that site.

[progressivebydesign]

20. After all this time, I am STILL stunned by the absolute hate and Lies. They are brainwashed..

that's all we can figure. After years of them watching the outright crazy lies by people like Glen Beck, that could be the only answer.

These are NOT the Americans I knew growing up. These people are some sort of non-humans, and they certainly are not Christians.

Something extremely wrong with them. Until we bring back the Fairness Doctrine and hold Rush, Beck, and the rest of the brainwashers accountable for this, American democracy cannot survive.

That bullshit "watched Americans die in Libya" is an absolute FAXED talking point today.... it's all over all of twitter, and every other news site today. They are trying desperately to throw the election to Romney by making those claims.. and the more they repeat it, the uglier it gets. The "President went to Vegas while he let Americans die" is the talking point today.

How many of our troops DIED while Bush was in Office??? On any single day what was Bush doing?

[calimary]

65. Yeah, no freakin' kidding! (Or would that be no freepin' kidding! ?)

Well, the President who's being shown hard at work totally hands-on, on TV and cable, and gratefully praised and thanked by the area's governors and mayors alike, party notwithstanding, sure turns their twisted assertions upside down. The coverage would seem to strike a match to the "he's done nothing" blather.

First Amendment aside, I wish flat-out lies and distortions - so doggone obvious that almost all imaginable media practically anywhere on earth is fact-checking - would simply not be allowed on the air or in print.

[Cha]

21. that is pretty damn funny and your setup was Even

Funnier, ram!

[Swede Atlanta]

22. Let us comment on the idiots..

Bammy Boy - no issue with his comment suggesting Christie went too far

Becoming incomprehensible - well if planning and executing a readiness and response plan to the largest storm ever to hit the populated Northeast is something a 5 year old could do it are they suggesting that when they nominated GWB (with his great FEMA guy Brownie) GWB was not as smart as a 5 year old?

Libya, killing Christians - Yes it is Obama's job and he is doing it (unlike GWB). He did not let men die in Libya and that story has been fully debunked. He is NOT on the campaign trail in fact he has cancelled all of his campaign events to stay at the WH and focus on the catastrophe that is Sandy. Obama is no communist. He would not have saved the auto industry if he was He would have simply nationalized it. He wants Christians dead? Exactly where did this come from? What is evidence he does?

Bush - President in this time - had to hold my gut laughing.....is this moron so stupid as to not understand that Bush was at a birthday party for McCain when he should have been back in Washington (as Obama was) planning and leading the preparation and response efforts. If Bush did so much in Katrine why have these facts not come out? In fact we all know that GWB/Brownie were total fuck-ups. Katrina was, like 9-11, catastrophes that could have been avoided or mitigated if GWB had not been so in competent

FEMA didn't build that - this one is totally losing it. No - FEMA's responsibility is not to create a business, create wealth or help the economy. But it does not re-distribute wealth. What it does do is, when properly managed, is very efficiently coordinate and respond to national emergencies. FEMA's charter is, in essence, to coordinate with state and local officials preparedness and response efforts in the event of some kind of national emergency. That includes deploying human and materiel resources that may also involve the U.S. military.

These guys and gals are dumber than boxes of rocks. I swear I could find an amoeba that is smarter than these folks.

[nobodyspecial]

25. I really think these people are mentally ill

I'm not joking. I hope they get the help they need under Obamacare.

[mikeysnot]

26. the stupid...

it hurts.

[Pakid]

27. I often wonder just what it is that Freeper smoke

whatever they smoke it must kill brain cells at an unbelievable rate.

[TrollBuster9090]

28. And this was Chris "Kingpin" Christie's response to them:

Seriously, what choice did he have? Obama's going to win, and we all know that THIS election is the last hoorah for the extreme right, angry white middle aged male voter. In 2016 the GOP will have an etch-a-sketch moment, renounce its polarizing, dog-whistle past, and be the party of non-partisan inclusion. If Christie wants to jump on that bandwagon, he can't afford to make a lot of stupid partisan statements NOW.

[NYC Liberal]

29. "so obvious that even a 5 year old would know what to do" - What does that say about Bush then?

Since he didn't make those decisions.

[tanyev]

45. Or Romney.

[rbrnmw]

59. Gawd this picture makes me fucking sick

How the hell is doing that shit help at all Mitt ? You fucking tard

[Anthony McCarthy]

32. I'm with the guys who are saying he's setting himself up for 2016

He's pretty sure Obama is going to win and he'd do a lot better if Mitt lost.

Or maybe he just means it. Really. It's unlikely but within the realm of the possible. Especially if he figures this is the teabaggers last gas emission.

[peace frog]

33. hours of entertainment

and soulfully satisfying. Every wail, every moan puts a smile on my face. Suffer, dumbfucks.

[SCVDem]

34. If these are Christians....

why the fuck would I want to be one of them?

Too much hate and discontent.

[Divine Discontent]

62. no way in hell people that type lunacy like that have the heart of Christ, just sayin'

if anything, they're "religious" and use religion to get to their point of dividing others, and keeping power over others in their little warped worlds! like the BS about a woman submitting, or that gays can be gay, just don't act upon it... (eyes roll!)



http://www.zazzle.com/mitt_is_sketchy_sticker-217016055167893543?rf=238107662556833486

[Vietnameravet]

35. You cant reason with stupid, racist, hate crazed, ignorant, resentful, dumb assed, moronic,

clownish, toothless, malevovent, embittered, militant, rancorous, vitriolic, pugnacious, viperous,malignant, belligerent, bitter, acrimonious, brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, dim, doltish, dopey, dull, dumb, foolish, futile, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, idiotic, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical,unintelligent, unthinking, witless,loathsome, malevolent, mean, odious, offensive, ornery*, pesky, pestiferous, repellent, repugnant, repulsive, resentful, revolting, shuddersome, spiteful, uncool, undesirable, vicious, vile and generally fucked up assholes!

[mikki35]

50. Impressive! LOL!

BUT you said 'moronic' and 'resentful' TWICE!!

[LibDemAlways]

55. Your description of the Republican party is spot on. +1000!

[-LOKI -BAD FOR YA]

68. lovely bucket list for gop ,some can do more than one at the same time n\t

[WiffenPoof]

36. I Don't Think...

...this is funny at all. Listen to the hate and venomous comments. What is going to happen when they lose the election??? I sincerely fear for the aftermath.

The "Bammy Boy" is particularly disturbing. They don't even try to hide it. I don't recall the racism this bad when Obama ran for the first term.

-Paige

[ReallyIAmAnOptimist]

38. Newbie question here, what is a "Freeper"?

I keep seeing this term, and haven't figured it out
Thanks!

[Kingofalldems]

42. A right winger and member of the site

freerepublic.com

Said to be connoisseurs of Cheetos.

[ReallyIAmAnOptimist]

71. Thank You!

appreciate it!

[War Horse]

43. It's originated from a particularly vile fever swamp on the interwebs :)

[Momgonepostal]

47. but be careful if you venture over to their site...

it's scarier than Halloween scary.

Welcome to DU

[Raine]

39. Ugly ugly ugly stuff, I will so enjoy their screams of agony when Obama wins next week. nt

[sarcasmo]

61. +1

[ram2008]

64. It will be a sight to see.

Would love to see all the racism, lies, and bigotry finally cause the GOP to collapse in on itself.

[-LOKI -BAD FOR YA]

69. must as i will it enjoy it,we must remember our captives in gop households,it will not be fun, n\t

[bvar22]

74. Many of us LIVE in rural, conservative areas.

I don't expect any violence, but the nature of these meltdowns are disturbing.

I think My Wife & I will have a little target practice in the backyard this evening.
We do it from time to time to let people who live in this valley know we are armed.
We have good relationships with everyone we know, but there ARE some scary people back up in these old woods, and we have never hidden our Liberal Politics.

[War Horse]

40. Freepers (and those like them)

blindly follow people who can... I dunno... wordulate stuff they can't really come up with themselves, but feel in their gut.

Then they just somehow absorb those talking points and spread them around as much as they can. Some actually get pretty proficient at it, and can come off as pretty good debaters at first. But it's just repetition, repetition, repetition, and it becomes pretty transparent after a while

[scheming daemons]

41. Wait until they see this photo op tomorrow....

[treestar]

77. That lost Christie some weight!

[movonne]

44. Wow!!! those are some sick people...hate 24/7...

[Liberal_in_LA]

46. lol

[ailsagirl]

48. Those people are out-of-their-minds BONKERS

[Jennicut]

49. I shudder to think of Bush being President right now.

And FEMA has redistributed wealth? Really? Try telling that to the people with major damage in my state (CT) or NY or NJ. Please. They are in denial of reality. Most people want federal help during a disaster. They are in the minority. Like Mitt.

Christie saw the damage up close and wants help for the people of NJ. NJ and NY do not usually get storms like this. It was really, really bad and he is doing his job as he should.

[Skittles]

53. honestly, they sound mentally ill

seriously demented

[modem77]

56. It's as if they are living in an alternate universe.

They are totally disconnected with reality.

[jmowreader]

73. Turnabout is fair play

During Katrina, Bush ate cake at John McCain's birthday party and played, or pretended to, a guitar at a Brad Paisley concert while Condi saw Spamalot and shopped for shoes in New York, and we tore him a new asshole for it.

During Sandy, Obama stopped campaigning, went to the Situation Room and personally coordinated relief efforts all along the Eastern Seaboard, so the freepers have to tear him a new asshole for it...just like the asshole they tore him for killing Osama, the one for killing Muammar K, and so on and so forth.

[Ilsa]

80. I bet none of those posters was from NJ or NY or the Northeast. nt