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H2O Man

(75,282 posts)
Mon May 23, 2022, 09:21 AM May 2022

Cawthorn's Mirth

"Just because a man is appointed to a position, or through the drudgery of years has followed the Peter Principle and risen to his level of imcompetence, does not mean he is immortal. There has never been a system yet that would not gladly sacrifice one of its own got a moment's peace, no matter how brief. If the system is to be changed, then those who would change it should pinpoint its weak spot, its blockage points, and place all the pressure on that one point until the blockage is cleared."
-- Vine Deloria, Jr.; We Talk, You Listen; Dell; 1970; page 66.


Vine Deloria, Jr. was a Standing Rock Sioux, had degrees in both law and theology. He was one of the leading spokespersons for Native Americans, and one of the very best authors of that era. I thought that, since I focused on 1972 a couple essays ago, I might write something influenced by Deloria.

We have witnessed examples of what Deloria wrote about within republican circles since Trump ran for president. To fully appreciate that, it is important to recognize that Trump did not create hatred, racism, and division in America. These negative triplets created the opportunity he had been looking for since Bush the Elder was running for the presidency in 1988, and Trump contacted him to say he was willing to serve as his vice president.

Under Bush the Elder's son, Bush the Idiot, this country began the great divide we endure today. With the election of President Obama brought racism in America out in the open in a way more obvious than the systematic racism that has never disappeared. It had just become a tad more sophisticated. This created Trump's opportunity.

The first conservative sacrificed on the alter of Trump was Megyn Kelly, then the star at Fox News. Republican men sat erect to watch her hour each weeknight. But Megyn asked Trump a serious question, enraging him. He began an attack, helped by Steve Bannon, then of Breitbart News. Kelly responded in part by arguing with Newt about Trump's sexism, before being reduced on Fox, soon to be "encouraged" to leave. It was as ugly as when Trump got republicans to sacrifice Bush the Refrigerator Head in the primaries.

In 2018, numerous republicans in Congress decided not to run for re-election, because Trump was attacking them viciously for being "weak" -- meaning they hadn't fully commited to the cult, and were to be sacrificed on that alter. Indeed, they were "weak," though not in the sense the now fully rabid Trump meant. They were too cowardly to use their campaign as a platform to expose Trump, even if it meant losing a primary challenge. They betrayed their oath of office.

The moral-ethical rabies of Trump spread throughout his cult following. Overt, aggressive racism became a badge of honor among the republican party. When rabies is first attacking its host, the creature will engage in behaviors such as chasing its tail in a hostile fashion, distinct from a playful puppy. Next comes the foaming mouth, a clear sign to avoid the rabid animal. But it doesn't end there. Not for Old Yeller, not for the republican party.

The next sacrifice was Madison Cawthorn. At first glance, he would seem the poster boy for the republican party, for he had the ability to tell outrageous lies that dripped faster from his oral cavity like foam dripping from a rabid dog's mouth. But today's republican party thought he was a hind leg caught in a trap, and thus chewed him off. Yes, they did! They chewed that boy right off.

And that is a perfect example of what Vine Deloria was talking about when he said we need to apply pressure ..... in this case, because the republicans are nominating the most rabid of beasts for elections in November, that pressure is best delivered with a club. Now, I grew up on a small farm, and worked on big farms as a youth. I know a thing or two about rabid animals. About clubbing them to death.

Finally, if you encounter some person talking about the usual pattern of mid-term elections, I strongly advise clubbing them, too. Club with with pro-choice and January 6. Beat them until the pattern of splatter makes a rorschach-like picture, so that others can interpret what it means to them.

Have a good day. Remember: walk softly, and carry that big Democratic Party club!

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Cawthorn's Mirth (Original Post) H2O Man May 2022 OP
Just in case H2O Man May 2022 #1
your last point. boy howdy! mopinko May 2022 #2
Right. H2O Man May 2022 #4
i do like the bit about the splatter pattern, tho. mopinko May 2022 #6
Yeah, I was H2O Man May 2022 #9
ya gotta love it. mopinko May 2022 #10
Clinic humor. H2O Man May 2022 #11
loves me some dark humor. mopinko May 2022 #13
Are you familiar with Dahmer's last words? Probatim May 2022 #25
No! H2O Man May 2022 #29
Other inmates were beating him to death in the laundry room Probatim May 2022 #32
!!!!!!!!!! H2O Man May 2022 #33
This message was self-deleted by its author Probatim May 2022 #26
OMG!!!!! I'm HOWLING!!!!! calimary May 2022 #34
I was in H2O Man May 2022 #35
You too malaise May 2022 #42
Great post malaise May 2022 #3
Thank you! H2O Man May 2022 #7
We definitely have the ability Saoirse9 May 2022 #45
Yes. H2O Man May 2022 #47
please share on fb. mopinko May 2022 #5
I'd surely be H2O Man May 2022 #8
lol. prolly true. mopinko May 2022 #12
I have friends H2O Man May 2022 #36
that's what socks are for, my friend. mopinko May 2022 #39
Can I join this club? Hekate May 2022 #14
Of course! H2O Man May 2022 #19
Altar, not alter. wryter2000 May 2022 #15
No thanks! H2O Man May 2022 #20
why don't we come up with a list of nasty words like Newt did SouthernDem4ever May 2022 #16
Right. H2O Man May 2022 #21
How about we have as one of our slogans "Smashing Bumpkins!" nolabear May 2022 #38
I like it!!! H2O Man May 2022 #40
Beautifully poetic Traildogbob May 2022 #17
Thank you! H2O Man May 2022 #22
So tough Traildogbob May 2022 #28
I think my daughter H2O Man May 2022 #37
Wow. Traildogbob May 2022 #41
This is one for the ages H2Oman. mahina May 2022 #18
It's a great book! H2O Man May 2022 #23
Worth noting that the first Americans to surrender to US fascism were the mainstream Republicans Bucky May 2022 #24
It is a curious thing H2O Man May 2022 #30
Some aren't malaise May 2022 #43
Nice! H2O Man May 2022 #44
Post a pic when they're blooming malaise May 2022 #46
I will! H2O Man May 2022 #48
Thanks mgardener May 2022 #27
Oh, I hope so! H2O Man May 2022 #31
A possible slogan: "Give them permanent early retirement". Too subtle?? niyad May 2022 #49
I like it! H2O Man May 2022 #51
K&R spanone May 2022 #50
Thank you! H2O Man May 2022 #52
My neighbor got hearing aids, still not listening. "I'm tired of your truths". Republican, BTW. czarjak May 2022 #53
Right. H2O Man May 2022 #54
"because the republicans are nominating the most rabid of beasts for elections in November" BumRushDaShow May 2022 #55
Thank you! H2O Man May 2022 #56
Honestly BumRushDaShow May 2022 #57

H2O Man

(75,282 posts)
1. Just in case
Mon May 23, 2022, 09:52 AM
May 2022

I didn't make myself clear: no need to read between the lines here. Let's beat their fucking rabid brains out on Election Day.

mopinko

(71,597 posts)
2. your last point. boy howdy!
Mon May 23, 2022, 09:57 AM
May 2022

is there a more obvious form of stupidity than pointing to history in distinctly ahistorical times?

we need a pithy slogan. gonna think on that.

H2O Man

(75,282 posts)
4. Right.
Mon May 23, 2022, 10:03 AM
May 2022

"Beat their fucking brains out in November" might be considered offensive to some. I'll try to come up with some possibilities as I garden today.

H2O Man

(75,282 posts)
11. Clinic humor.
Mon May 23, 2022, 10:29 AM
May 2022

The type of thing I'd say at a staff meeting. Used to compete with my supervisor. When Jeffrey Dahmer was in the news, and was being discussed at a staff meeting, Charlie said, "He doesn't appear to have a major mental illness. More of an eating disorder."

mopinko

(71,597 posts)
13. loves me some dark humor.
Mon May 23, 2022, 10:35 AM
May 2022

cops, hospitals, restaurants, anywhere humanity is on full display, there are jokes that write themselves.

H2O Man

(75,282 posts)
29. No!
Mon May 23, 2022, 12:36 PM
May 2022

The last time I talked with him, I said I didn't like his cousin. Jeff said, "Just push him to the side of the plate, and eat the vegetables."

Probatim

(2,994 posts)
32. Other inmates were beating him to death in the laundry room
Mon May 23, 2022, 01:25 PM
May 2022

and he said "you know, I used to eat guys like you for lunch!"

Response to H2O Man (Reply #11)

malaise

(277,562 posts)
3. Great post
Mon May 23, 2022, 10:01 AM
May 2022

I hope someone sends this to the communications folks at HQ - this is not any other midterm elections. you nailed it

H2O Man

(75,282 posts)
7. Thank you!
Mon May 23, 2022, 10:06 AM
May 2022

I got up early this morning to work in the garden. Turned on the news as I consumed a cup of coffee. Something about today's republican party makes visions of smashing them dance in my head. And we know that we have the ability to do so.

Saoirse9

(3,787 posts)
45. We definitely have the ability
Mon May 23, 2022, 05:05 PM
May 2022

When everybody votes we CRUSH them like we did in 2020.

I am so looking forward to crushing all these morons.

H2O Man

(75,282 posts)
47. Yes.
Mon May 23, 2022, 05:18 PM
May 2022

Crushing them is one option available to us, if people do the work necessary to get out the vote. And I'm confident that people will do that work. An added bonus is that it's fun to do.

H2O Man

(75,282 posts)
8. I'd surely be
Mon May 23, 2022, 10:08 AM
May 2022

incarcerated in FB jail for a month if I did. You'd be seeing a poster of my fat head in your local Post Office!

H2O Man

(75,282 posts)
36. I have friends
Mon May 23, 2022, 03:23 PM
May 2022

who have been booted for 30 days for less than that. A family member, too. I always look for their pictures in the US Post Office.

mopinko

(71,597 posts)
39. that's what socks are for, my friend.
Mon May 23, 2022, 03:35 PM
May 2022

former du'er has 3 accounts. fb suggested a friend the other day- 5 mutual friends. 3 of them were that guy.
he's a hoot, but he's always in jail.

SouthernDem4ever

(6,618 posts)
16. why don't we come up with a list of nasty words like Newt did
Mon May 23, 2022, 11:07 AM
May 2022

The only difference being the nasty words for republicans are all true.

H2O Man

(75,282 posts)
21. Right.
Mon May 23, 2022, 11:27 AM
May 2022

It bugs me that he is called "Newt." I like newts, and believe he should be forced to change his name.

I agree about coming up with names for them!

Traildogbob

(9,865 posts)
17. Beautifully poetic
Mon May 23, 2022, 11:17 AM
May 2022

H2O. I love the vividness of the images. Your ability to communicate brain bashing is so much more intellectual than Ted Nugent’s. That tiny little, fried, shit stained, brain of his could be bashed with a rubber eraser of a pencil. Obviously a tool he never learned to use.

H2O Man

(75,282 posts)
22. Thank you!
Mon May 23, 2022, 11:29 AM
May 2022

When it comes to rough, tough cream puffs like Ted, I always wish I could hire them to serve as sparring partners for my son.

Traildogbob

(9,865 posts)
28. So tough
Mon May 23, 2022, 12:34 PM
May 2022

He shit his pants and lived in it a week to get thrown out of the military. Which would have given him a free shiny new gun and free ammo, really cool camo ,with unlimited moving targets. Now he baits unarmed animals to slaughter. Real Jr like there Teddy.
I would bet you could kick his coward ass, without the help of your son. This vet would pay to smash his skull all by myself.

H2O Man

(75,282 posts)
37. I think my daughter
Mon May 23, 2022, 03:25 PM
May 2022

would kick his ass in the boxing ring. She is very good at the sport, though it doesn't fit any other aspect of her personality. Gives me gray hair now that she is sending me video from the gym. My son winning the NYS Golden Gloves title on the 15th inspired her to get back at it.

H2O Man

(75,282 posts)
23. It's a great book!
Mon May 23, 2022, 11:30 AM
May 2022

Of course, I love everything Vine wrote. Years ago, we used to publish his works in the Indian newspaper we published.

Bucky

(55,334 posts)
24. Worth noting that the first Americans to surrender to US fascism were the mainstream Republicans
Mon May 23, 2022, 11:40 AM
May 2022

They gave up their party an walked away from their conservative principles--either leaving the fight to become independents or quietly accepting that their loyalty was to their party over their country.

H2O Man

(75,282 posts)
30. It is a curious thing
Mon May 23, 2022, 01:09 PM
May 2022

to witness. People I've know for decades, and used to consider intelligent, are parrots repeating Trump's lies. They are smart enough to recognize that they are being played for fools. They lack the ability to process reality.

malaise

(277,562 posts)
43. Some aren't
Mon May 23, 2022, 04:45 PM
May 2022

Was speaking with a siblings earlier - one of their neighbors put up her ‘don’t blame me - I voted for Trump flags’. Some of the other home owners (including sis and her hubby) have reported it and they are waiting for a response.

H2O Man

(75,282 posts)
44. Nice!
Mon May 23, 2022, 04:50 PM
May 2022

I have one neighbor that has lots of Trump stuff on their lawn. Their Christmas lights make it visible on these May nights. Thus, I am planting a bunch of sunflowers along my property. There are red, white, and blue ones. Kind of patriotic, I'd say.

H2O Man

(75,282 posts)
31. Oh, I hope so!
Mon May 23, 2022, 01:11 PM
May 2022

Stefanik knows better. She knows Trump is dangerous, and his cult has the potential to explode at any time. Not that I liked her to begin with, but what a weak human being.

H2O Man

(75,282 posts)
54. Right.
Tue May 24, 2022, 08:46 AM
May 2022

There are two people on this road that still have Trump signs on their lawns. There was another fellow near here who had "home-made" signs -- the e-mails! -- but he died of covid.

BumRushDaShow

(140,998 posts)
55. "because the republicans are nominating the most rabid of beasts for elections in November"
Tue May 24, 2022, 09:20 AM
May 2022

In other words, they are going for broke because whatever was left of their "platform", they systematically stripped it away to "own the libs", and they are now down to their rotten cores, shifting to self-preservation mode", while still flailing around and hurling invectives and vitriol.

It sort of reminds me of the "Black Knight" scene in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" -



I.e., here is another "sacrifice" happening in real-time.

H2O Man

(75,282 posts)
56. Thank you!
Tue May 24, 2022, 09:39 AM
May 2022

I was raised in a different era. My father taught me to be respectful of republicans. He said that God forgives them in the end for being republicans ..... the very end, of course. How things have changed! Today's species of republicans make Joseph McCarthy look like a sober thinker.

BumRushDaShow

(140,998 posts)
57. Honestly
Tue May 24, 2022, 10:19 AM
May 2022

for my little 60 years on this planet, I don't recognize my state (PA) at all. There have always been "Republicans" here who tended to be the dry, staid, buttoned up, and often tone deaf (when it came to "people problems" ) business-focused types, coupled with a few who sometimes wanted to "rattle the cage" with some wedge issue ideology.

Governors like Bill Scranton (whose family the city of Scranton, PA, is named for and which is the birthplace of Pres. Joe Biden) created our state's current Human Relations Commission that investigates discrimination and established various state public education functions including the Community College system. And his successor Ray Shafer, who was eventually thrown under the bus by his own party for various things like promoting public education by increasing the pay for teachers, etc., was at least making some type of attempt to "get along".

Later governors like Dick Thornburgh (who became Raygun's AG), and Tom Ridge who became Shrub's first head of DHS, never devolved into what we are seeing that party doing now.

And now this latest group of cowards who call themselves "Republicans" have opted for extremism, which in a state known for its "Quaker" overlay the past almost 350 years thanks to founder William Penn, have eschewed any sense of decency or even sanity, and our "society" has unfortunately allowed their nonsense to even gain traction. Because. Ratings.

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