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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsOkay, so after tomorrow it is off the the Sugar Detoxification and Sweets Abuse Treatment
Center.
God! I hate Halloween. It's hell for those of us who are addicted to chocolate and sugar!!! Talk about the "sweetest hangover."
tridim
(45,358 posts)cbrer
(1,831 posts)It's best not to rush into these things...
1monster
(11,012 posts)have a whole box of stuff like bite sized Snickers, small bags of Skittles, Whoppers in 3-paks, Mild-Duds in 4-paks, some fun-sized Heath Bars (yummm!) and some other stuff too.
Sigh. I probably need an intervention.
CrazyOrangeCat
(6,112 posts)1monster
(11,012 posts)corpse. But there would be plenty of empty candy wrappers.
lindysalsagal
(20,730 posts)Stop sneaking into my livingroom!
panader0
(25,816 posts)'Salty Chocolate'
I wake up about midnight
I need somethin sweet
chocolate is the best
but salt make it better to eat
I make make it to the sofa
so I can get my rest
I wake up in the mornin
salty chocolate on my chest
Salty Chocolate (repeats)
You men with a sweet tooth
you know what I mean
chocolate tastin good
with salt sprinkled in between
Salty Chocolate (repeats)
actually, it's a pretty good song, great funky bass riffs, and harmonica and totally based on reality. I get the midnight munchies, and since I work outside I crave salt.
So the chocolate melts on my chest and I've had to clean the sofa more tha once. (Honey, it's only chocolate)
1monster
(11,012 posts)Oreo Cookie Blues lyrics
Songwriters: MIKE WILKDERSON, LONNIE MCINTOSH
Chocolate on my fingers, icing on my lips
Sugar diabetes and blubber on my hips
I keep the night light burning in the kitchen baby
So I can go downstairs and cruise
I got them oreo creme sandwich
Chocolate covered creme filled cookie blues
I hide'em in a cabinet, I keep'em in a jar
For emergency's you know I keep'em in the
Glove compartment of my car
And I can't live without'em
They git' me higher than I can get on booze
I got them oreo creme sandwich
Chocolate covered creme filled cookie blues
Doctor says I'm crazy
You better give'em up and quick
Or you'll be pushing up daisies because
Boy you definitely sick
I couldn't quit if I wanted to
Yeah I don't wanna lose
It's them oreo creme sandwich
Chocolate cover creme filled cookie
Built by nabisco, ain't no rookie
Next best thang to nookie blues