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(2,977 posts)Who saved all his cum in a mayonnaise jar
He let it rot in the sun
Til twenty-31
Then sold it as fine caviar
LuckyCharms
(17,444 posts)Beetwasher.
(2,977 posts)kwijybo
(232 posts)Film at Eleven
Beetwasher.
(2,977 posts)Hmm, you may be right. Guess Ill give them another chance *SLURP*
fightforfreedom
(4,913 posts)llmart
(15,540 posts)I've always felt like if the Catholics are going to try to foist their silly-assed rules on the rest of us by quoting some obscure bible verse, then we need to talk about the verse that speaks of a man "spilling his seed on the ground" or whatever that saying is. We need to monitor any guy who does that and have a law ready to force them to be made a eunuch.
Disclaimer: I probably don't have that right because I'm an atheist and was brought up an atheist, so I had no religious training/education (thank you, Mom and Dad), and what I know about bible verses can fit on the tip of a pin.
leftieNanner
(15,115 posts)You become a human being with your first breath.
And it's in the old testament about the "spilling of the seed" thing. Orthodox Jews have a problem with that.
Fullduplexxx
(7,864 posts)and it wasnt the "spilling of the seed" that was wicked - it was him spilling it on the ground instead of in his brother-in-law's wife
Beetwasher.
(2,977 posts)twodogsbarking
(9,754 posts)calimary
(81,304 posts)Remember the Monty Python song Every Sperm is Sacred?
Shit! Just saw post 16!
I hadnt read down the thread before I posted!
If they want to ban birth control, then guys jacking off would be a federal offense because they are controlling births before they even begin..........outlaw jacking off of males, the same as BC pills, IUD's, Condoms, morning after pills, etc etc........
KS Toronado
(17,252 posts)certainot
(9,090 posts)by default most masturbation is done with the right hand (we became 90% right handed because being a violent stupid asshole had survival value in times of conflict), less so in females because of anatomy and mechanics. the right hand is connected to the left hemisphere where those impatient satisfaction demanding repro urges interfere with logic and rational thinking and push for certainty, closure, finality etc - and when they mix with numbers and quantification they want more , bigger, faster.....
that's called sex on the wrong brain. authoritarians need certainty more which increases avoidance and fear of uncertainty (authoritarianism sometimes measured with the uncertainty avoidance index or UAI)
whether they know it or not major religions most important function, same as authoritarian societies, is to repress sex to increase masturbation in young men to help supply the armies needed to protect the church and leadership.
in the koran it actually says it - 'man can only have sex with his wife and that which the right hand possesses"
TheBlackAdder
(28,207 posts)whathehell
(29,067 posts)If not, you might want to learn about them as they've worked as hard, if not harder, to enact anti- abortion legislation as Catholics.
In addition, they are, overall, more likely to vote Republicans than are Catholics.
3auld6phart
(1,048 posts)Does that mean if I spill my seed on the floorIve
committed murder? For shame.Lets face it, 90%
of us do it the other 10% are liars..
nuke:
AndyS
(14,559 posts)ask ay man my age . . .
SpankMe
(2,957 posts)erronis
(15,290 posts)Not that I know anything about that type of place. (Too damn old to care anymore.)
DENVERPOPS
(8,835 posts)calimary
(81,304 posts)Response to AndyS (Reply #5)
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Midnight Writer
(21,768 posts)Wicked Blue
(5,834 posts)at ejaculation
Martin Eden
(12,870 posts)The men could wear a French Tickler on their John Thomas, and didn't have to sell excess children for medical experiments.
roamer65
(36,745 posts)LudwigPastorius
(9,152 posts)all those little swimmers get a chance.
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CottonBear
(21,596 posts)🤣
twodogsbarking
(9,754 posts)trusty elf
(7,394 posts)certainot
(9,090 posts)IronLionZion
(45,450 posts)It's a fictional skit but many conservatives would believe it
VGNonly
(7,495 posts)with a swipe right.
H2O Man
(73,558 posts)Outlaw wet dreams! Prosecute!
malthaussen
(17,202 posts)Ah, well, someone beat me to it.
-- Mal
jimlup
(7,968 posts)beaglelover
(3,486 posts)During their lifetimes! LOL!
Mme. Defarge
(8,033 posts)I say life begins when one can truly defend oneself with a firearm.
spike jones
(1,680 posts)bucolic_frolic
(43,175 posts)Harker
(14,020 posts)I guess.
bucolic_frolic
(43,175 posts)Harker
(14,020 posts)Other times I know I was meant to be !
YoshidaYui
(41,831 posts)BUT I LIKE IT!