Every pregnancy begins with a man's orgasm

[intrepidity]

Not the woman's, necessarily, but the man's, definitely.

Just wanted to point that out.

[Freddie]

1. If pregnancy required a woman's orgasm

There would be a LOT fewer people.

[Kath2]

2. Damn right.

[KentuckyWoman]

5. Made me laugh.

There's got to be a comedian somewhere who will pay you for that one.
Truth with a twist.

[Karma13612]

7. [phone]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

that is soooo true!

[Hugh_Lebowski]

9. And I'd have like 1,000 kids, whereas I actually have none now ...

Thus, I find your logic sound.

[Tree Lady]

14. Thanks for the laugh

I am watching a Stephen King movie to make me feel better

[MuseRider]

23. Perfect!

I think I will laugh about this one for a good long time. It will pop up and make me chuckle. Thanks!!

[Hugh_Lebowski]

3. No it doesn't, it begins with a sperm-contributors semen and an ovum available in a spot

in her body where the sperm can 'swim' to it.

Have you ever heard of 'pre-cum'?

If not, maybe look it up.

It's in your High School Sex-Ed textbook, if you still have one around.

Probably in a section called 'The Withdrawal Method'.

Just saying.

[OnDoutside]

4. Buzz kill there, Hugh !

[Karma13612]

8. Fine, but you have to admit

That there has to have been a certain level of arousal?

To get the juices flowing, as it were.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

10. If it'd said 'the vast majority' in the OP, we wouldn't be discussing it right now

Fair enough?

[unblock]

12. Not to mention speed retrieval methods used if there's a blockage

[magicarpet]

6. Every American humanoid dick should be tied in a knot,...

..... and then super glued,... until access to legal abortion is restored,... absent any conditions or restrictions.

[Karma13612]

11. Vasectomies

Are reversible.

That needs to be hammered home.

Reversible.

[emulatorloo]

18. And there's other ways to have sexual intimacy that don't result in procreation.

That should be hammered home too.

[emulatorloo]

13. I'm sure the supreme court will mandate male chastity devices when sodomy laws are back on the books

at Clarence Thomas’ request.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

15. My lady and I do a fair bit of toy shopping, and I'm here to tell ya ...

There is a STUNNING variety of those available.

And actually? They're usually made for dudes. It's apparently some kink, I'm guessing a gay-male-leaning one, but I've not like 'run the numbers' or anything. Just how it looks with a casual glance.

Anyways, people are a trip, man

[emulatorloo]

16. Yes people are! Have talked to a guy on the net, his wife has him wear it for weeks at a time.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

20. AFAIC, that's just fine ...

It's been really great to live in a time when people have felt more and more free to enjoy sex/desire/fun stuff, by their personal definitions.

I've seen a lot of crazy stuff in my days, and often go 'well that's not for me, but ... if you like it ... do it!'.

We've lived in a really amusing time.

[emulatorloo]

21. I agree! Sounds like it is a lot of fun for both of him. He certainly wasn't complaining!

[Hugin]

17. With a fricking seal on it like a power meter.

Geezus, what is this? The god dammed 1200’s?

[Hugh_Lebowski]

19. There were power meters on male chastity devices in the 1200's?

What were they measuring back then, ya think?

[emulatorloo]

22. Maybe how fully the penile battery was charged?