Coach: "Everyone join me for a post-game prayer!" Players: "OK, but which way is Mecca ?"

[eppur_se_muova]

Oooooh I wish SNL would do something with this ....

[Best_man23]

1. I guarantee this

If a head HS football coach in BFE Tennessee walked out to midfield with a prayer rug at halftime, pointed it toward Mecca, and began to pray, his assistant would be named as the interim head coach for that team before halftime was over.

[Garibaldista]

4. Excellent post

Excellent reply.

[Tetrachloride]

2. If in southern US latitudes of Miami Florida, due east.

due east will suffice for beginners.

[Thomas Hurt]

3. Problem is the minority religions are going to be afraid to stand up for their supposed rights

under the new theocratic post Lemon US. The christofascists are depending on it. This court will work a historical argument to exclude if someone does raise a stink.

[DBoon]

5. Islam is a sophisticated and humane religion

I would prefer a religion whose half time prayer requires human sacrifice of the opposing coach