He buried her WHERE?

[StrictlyRockers]

Melania can't believe what she's hearing.

Link to tweet

[TreasonousBastard]

1. Or Scotland.

[JHB]

15. Would he get a tax break in Scotland?

[Rhiannon12866]

2. Twitter reply:

Link to tweet

[TreasonousBastard]

3. On second thought, she'll most likely outlive him by years,...

so she'll have plenty of time to dump him somewhere and spend any money left.

[secondwind]

8. Melania is worth 50 million all by herself.

She should have no money problems.

[brush]

11. And where'd that info come from. Her last financial venture...

NFT images of herself online was a miserable failure.

I doubt she's got 50m. They sleep in separate beds. If she had that she'd left him long ago

[dchill]

4. Couldn't happen to a nicer pair of twits.

[Haggard Celine]

7. I see what you did there.

[aggiesal]

5. Apparently he gets a tax break for burying Ivana at his golf course ...

Does Donald Trump get a tax break by burying ex-wife Ivana at his golf club?
https://fortune.com/2022/08/01/does-donald-trump-get-tax-break-by-burying-ivana-trump-at-trump-national-golf-club/

Defining the golf course as a cemetery could grant the business a whole raft of tax breaks.

Under New Jersey law, land being used for cemetery purposes is exempt from real estate and personal property taxes, as well as sales tax, inheritance tax, business tax, and income tax.
...

Pendejo45 is a degenerate.

Also, what was Ivanka thinking when.she heard this?

[orleans]

6. any law that is going to give your land a tax break for being a cemetery should have an exception...

EXCEPT WHEN SAID LAND IS ALSO A FUCKING GOLF COURSE (or race track, amusement park, hotel, gift shop, pet shop, ice cream parlor, massage parlor, etc)

[Captain Zero]

10. So we have to buy a round of golf to

Piss on his grave?

He really is a genius.

[Captain Zero]

9. If he buries one in the rough, one in a sandtrap,

and does a flaming viking water burial for the third one, he will be able to visit each of them a lot.

[Marcuse]

12. Bedminister grounds crew completing the burial after the graveside ceremony.

[MFM008]

13. what?

no vending machines or garbage cans?

[Emile]

14. I think she is deep in thought about where

she is going to bury his fat ass.

[Buns_of_Fire]

16. I'm thinking somewhere on the 18th fairway. nt

[Hugin]

18. Some people say...

Under the Eternal Urinal.

Coin operated, of course.

[malaise]

17. Ha

Great post😀😀

[LetMyPeopleVote]

19. For this thread

Link to tweet

[moose65]

20. There is no bottom with these people

No matter how low they go, they are ALWAYS capable of going lower.

When I saw those pictures of Ivana's grave, I thought it HAD to be a joke. The grave is so plain, and the marker is not what you'd expect from the Trumps. Apparently it IS her grave.

Why did Trump have input into where she was buried? And why did her kids go along with it? Sheesh.

Also, they completely erased her identity by not putting her maiden name on the marker. She and Trump have been divorced since 1992, and she was married two more times AFTER her divorce from Trump.

[Blue Owl]

21. Fatfuck von Golfcart is handling the arrangements

[Talitha]

22. Stephanie Miller was talking to a guy this morning.

And while discussing Dump's lifelong mob boss tendencies, they brought up the 'convenient' timing of Ivana's death. They weren't looking to start a conspiracy theory or anything but both agreed that it happened just before the deposition... very convenient.

The guy also mentioned that Ivana had (IIRC) a 'blunt' injury (which I understoof to mean she was struck?). And he also said there were no injuries to her hands or feet, which (he said) would indicate someone trying to stop themselves while falling down stairs.

The guy also mentioned that the 'cause of death' examination usually takes days, but Ivana's was done in a matter of hours.

He also said something new to me. He said that a body cannot be exhumed if it's buried on private property. All else aside, is that true? If so, then it might be another reason (besides taxes) that Dump and his demon spawn all agreed to have her buried on the golf course.

[RANDYWILDMAN]

23. Her buried her himself, he thought he get another tax break for it

right before those horrible pictures from his golf tournament, where he looked all pale and exhausted

[live love laugh]

24. Fuck MelYAWNia. She deserves that fate.