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Cheezoholic

(2,019 posts)
Tue Aug 30, 2022, 10:52 PM Aug 2022

I'm glad DeSatan didn't issue me my drivers license

or my license plate, or a building permit, or God forbid, my gasoline rewards card. Fuck, trying to claim my .25 off a gallon of gas results in a DeSWAT team blocking off the gas station depriving hundreds of MAGAT Sea Monkeys 500 grams of sugar and hot rolled whatever meat is in those Tornado things for 2 hours because of a previous felonious possession of 1 5mg Valium tablet that was out side your fathers prescription bottle WHILE HE WAS IN THE CAR in the cup holder of an old rusted Dodge after being pulled over in Pinellas county because a run of the plates returned a Hispanic name, in an old rusted Dodge, must be a drug dealer. Yes that really happened and 6k 1980's dollars later I had to plea no contest to avoid jail time, my shitty attorney even offered that I would check into drug rehab, denied by prosecution so I still had a Florida felony on my record. (Ever been on felony probation? It's as bad as it sounds). True honest fucked up 2 years of my life story.

But back to the gas card, I would never be able to show my face in public again. Forever labeled as an evil socialist gas card cheater!!

DeSatan is just in charge of a state that has been primed for this bullshit for decades.

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I'm glad DeSatan didn't issue me my drivers license (Original Post) Cheezoholic Aug 2022 OP
What an awful thing to happen to you. I wonder why he is such a terrible person? flying_wahini Aug 2022 #1
He didn't do that to me Cheezoholic Aug 2022 #3
We're dumb in Florida for sure. rubbersole Aug 2022 #2

Cheezoholic

(2,019 posts)
3. He didn't do that to me
Tue Aug 30, 2022, 11:46 PM
Aug 2022

I'm 60 years old, the whole Florida fucked up felony thing did happen to me. Believe it or not, don't care, it happened. God knows what that little psychotic was doing back then. My point was that Fl. is the perfect venue for a fascist bean sprout like him to prosper and grow. The social "ground" down there has been tilled, plowed and planted for a smart sociopathic fascist prick like him to prosper. It's not new. The far right has been working Fl., and TX btw, for decades. These 2 states are where they drew their line in the proverbial sand and are the 2 states where the far rights "final solution" will emerge from. We're seeing it now. I lived in both back in the 80's. It was becoming obvious then. It's not trailer park Bullwinkle's across the Midwest and South like they've been trying to play it off. It's 2 states with real power and real money that can challenge the likes of NY or CA.

rubbersole

(6,688 posts)
2. We're dumb in Florida for sure.
Tue Aug 30, 2022, 11:27 PM
Aug 2022

I just don't know anybody who has ever said anything positive/nice about desantis. Even trumpers. desantis is a poor imitator of tfg. And he can't hide his arrogance. I don't think he'll be reelected governor.

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