Such a gracious motherfucker

[Aviation Pro]

So, Bloated Tick expanded his gular flutter and vomited out that he would have gotten a better seat at the Queen's service. News flash, you fucking stupid fuck, no you wouldn't have, but we'll - gratefully - never find out because you not POTUS and you'll end up dying in prison.

With warmest regards, go fuck yourself and ole Fred shoulda pulled out, you shit-covered asswipe.

Trump claims he would have gotten a better seat than Biden at the Queen's funeral

Former President Donald Trump said on Monday that he would have gotten a better seat than President Joe Biden at the funeral of Queen Elizabeth II.

The state funeral on Monday was one of the largest ever gatherings of world leaders, with more than 500 foreign heads of state, monarchs, and dignitaries descending on Westminster Abbey in London to honor Britain's longest-serving monarch.

Biden and First Lady Jill Biden were placed in the 14th row of Westminster Abbey's south transept, only seven rows from the very back, The Times of London reported.

Trump took the opportunity to mock the president, writing on his social media platform Truth Social on Monday: "If I were president, they wouldn't have sat me back there."

[Meadowoak]

1. He probably would have gotten a better seat, as a standard seat

Wouldn't fit his FAT ass.

[HAB911]

2. the ONLY way he would have gotten a "better seat"

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. He probably would have pushed his way to the front and stolen some royal relative's seat.

Orange Jesus is pissed because he wasn't invited.

[OneBlueDotS-Carolina]

4. Biden sat with the other heads of state.

The royal family, other royalty, Brit peerage, PMs & GovGenerals of commonwealth countries had the good seats. Trump would have been seated outside the abbey, beside the Master of the Portipotties, for the commoners.

[Baitball Blogger]

5. Everybody does know why Biden was seated in the fourteenth seat, right?

Because he was granted a waiver to ride in an armored car and he arrived late to the ceremonies. I don't think there were seat assignments.

[3catwoman3]

6. By saying, "If I were president," is he finally...

…admitting that he lost the election?

[OLDMDDEM]

7. Trump's right. He would have been outside.

[spanone]

8. "A better seat"? asshole didn't get ANY seat.

fuck him

[yonder]

9. TFG got the seat he deserved.

[gratuitous]

10. So, where DID you wind up sitting, Orange Jesus?

What? Not in the same time zone? Not even the same continent? Pity.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

11. Wherever he might sit, he'd soon notice that Melanie had wrangled a spot next to Justin Trudeau...

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