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Duncanpup

(12,842 posts) Sat Oct 1, 2022, 04:08 PM Oct 2022

What a day I accidentally used my wife's body wash in the shower.

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And now I wanna boss everyone around and can’t make up my mind what I want to make for dinner.

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What a day I accidentally used my wife's body wash in the shower. (Original Post) Duncanpup Oct 2022 OP

You need your own late nite variety/talk show! sprinkleeninow Oct 2022 #1

Nope. That kind of humor went out 70 years ago. Treefrog Oct 2022 #21

I forgot to add: "I resemble that." sprinkleeninow Oct 2022 #23

Some of his other material ain't so bad.... sprinkleeninow Oct 2022 #24

Well, yeah. But you smell nice! MLAA Oct 2022 #2

Downvote This is very sexist h2ebits Oct 2022 #3

correct dembotoz Oct 2022 #5

DUMB! ruet Oct 2022 #10

That's what I was thinking. I don't know his wife. Beartracks Oct 2022 #22

We can downvote? Generic Brad Oct 2022 #12

You've been a member plenty long enough to remember "Unrec" A HERETIC I AM Oct 2022 #25

Very. LakeArenal Oct 2022 #14

Lol! Elessar Zappa Oct 2022 #4

Is this the 1950s? NewHendoLib Oct 2022 #6

Exactly. senseandsensibility Oct 2022 #7

Buddy Hackett material NewHendoLib Oct 2022 #11

Did she tell you that you finally smelled good. About time?🤣🤣🤣🤣 Srkdqltr Oct 2022 #8

Give your wife yours KentuckyWoman Oct 2022 #9

Good comeback senseandsensibility Oct 2022 #20

Needs to be said while drunk GenThePerservering Oct 2022 #13

Wow. Treefrog Oct 2022 #15

Seriously. What is this crap? johnp3907 Oct 2022 #17

I don't know. Treefrog Oct 2022 #18

The 1950's called and wants its troglodytic humour back. Celerity Oct 2022 #16

Haven't you said your wife is an attorney? Treefrog Oct 2022 #19

Really? MineralMan Oct 2022 #26

Locking ... Yonnie3 Oct 2022 #27

sprinkleeninow

(20,246 posts)

1. You need your own late nite variety/talk show!

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 04:10 PM

Oct 2022

Treefrog

(4,170 posts)

21. Nope. That kind of humor went out 70 years ago.

Reply to sprinkleeninow (Reply #1)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 06:43 PM

Oct 2022

It wouldn't even make it on the air today.

With good reason.

sprinkleeninow

(20,246 posts)

23. I forgot to add: "I resemble that."

Reply to Treefrog (Reply #21)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 07:48 PM

Oct 2022

I ruled our roost.
Husband liked it that way.
He brought home the bacon and I ran the home show and directed traffic.
He liked that I had (moderate) aggressive capabilities.
Aggressiveness in a woman could be a turn-on.

If Imma in deep now, apologies.

sprinkleeninow

(20,246 posts)

24. Some of his other material ain't so bad....

Reply to Treefrog (Reply #21)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 07:49 PM

Oct 2022

MLAA

(17,288 posts)

2. Well, yeah. But you smell nice!

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 04:11 PM

Oct 2022

h2ebits

(644 posts)

3. Downvote This is very sexist

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 04:14 PM

Oct 2022

dembotoz

(16,804 posts)

5. correct

Reply to h2ebits (Reply #3)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 04:21 PM

Oct 2022

ruet

(10,039 posts)

10. DUMB!

Reply to h2ebits (Reply #3)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 04:36 PM

Oct 2022

He's talking about HIS wife. Not women in general. JFC, this world sometimes.

Beartracks

(12,814 posts)

22. That's what I was thinking. I don't know his wife.

Reply to ruet (Reply #10)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 06:47 PM

Oct 2022

I also don't know what's in that body wash.

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Generic Brad

(14,275 posts)

12. We can downvote?

Reply to h2ebits (Reply #3)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 04:46 PM

Oct 2022

Since when did DU become Reddit?

A HERETIC I AM

(24,368 posts)

25. You've been a member plenty long enough to remember "Unrec"

Reply to Generic Brad (Reply #12)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 07:52 PM

Oct 2022

And the great Unrec wars back then!

That was a good time.

LakeArenal

(28,817 posts)

14. Very.

Reply to h2ebits (Reply #3)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 05:20 PM

Oct 2022

Elessar Zappa

(13,991 posts)

4. Lol!

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 04:15 PM

Oct 2022

NewHendoLib

(60,014 posts)

6. Is this the 1950s?

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 04:27 PM

Oct 2022

senseandsensibility

(17,037 posts)

7. Exactly.

Reply to NewHendoLib (Reply #6)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 04:30 PM

Oct 2022

I really think this would have been dated fifty years ago.

NewHendoLib

(60,014 posts)

11. Buddy Hackett material

Reply to senseandsensibility (Reply #7)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 04:44 PM

Oct 2022

Srkdqltr

(6,285 posts)

8. Did she tell you that you finally smelled good. About time?🤣🤣🤣🤣

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 04:30 PM

Oct 2022

KentuckyWoman

(6,679 posts)

9. Give your wife yours

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 04:32 PM

Oct 2022

She'll turn into a recliner ranger who leaves all the work up to you and then whines to his friends about what a witch she married ....

Or ... not.

senseandsensibility

(17,037 posts)

20. Good comeback

Reply to KentuckyWoman (Reply #9)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 06:39 PM

Oct 2022

as long as this kind of "humor" is promoted here, yours is much funnier.

GenThePerservering

(1,820 posts)

13. Needs to be said while drunk

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 04:53 PM

Oct 2022

and wearing a lampshade on his head.

Treefrog

(4,170 posts)

15. Wow.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 05:21 PM

Oct 2022

I actually just read this on DU.

johnp3907

(3,731 posts)

17. Seriously. What is this crap?

Reply to Treefrog (Reply #15)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 06:05 PM

Oct 2022

Treefrog

(4,170 posts)

18. I don't know.

Reply to johnp3907 (Reply #17)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 06:33 PM

Oct 2022

Not funny and seems like a lounge post anyway.

Celerity

(43,357 posts)

16. The 1950's called and wants its troglodytic humour back.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 05:54 PM

Oct 2022

Treefrog

(4,170 posts)

19. Haven't you said your wife is an attorney?

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 06:36 PM

Oct 2022

And, what is it you do again?

MineralMan

(146,308 posts)

26. Really?

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 08:21 PM

Oct 2022

I mean...

Yonnie3

(17,441 posts)

27. Locking ...

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Oct 1, 2022, 08:26 PM

Oct 2022

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