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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsMitt. Please, SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!
Or your caviar hole. Or your quiche hole. Or whatever the hell you shove in your face which, by the way, has a sum total of two expressions, neither of which resemble a human being in any way.
If I was a die-hard Republican, I swear I'd vote for O just to keep from listening to your mincing, condescending tone of voice for four years. Please, please, put a lid on it.
Whew. I feel better now.
nolabear
(41,987 posts)Then he can STFU forever.
TheCowsCameHome
(40,168 posts)You know, Paul Cryan.
spanone
(135,846 posts)mindwalker_i
(4,407 posts)However, if you were to take Mitt and set him spinning on the axis of his pie hole, it would be subject to special relativity. We need to get him rotating around his pie hole fast enough that his lips, which will be tangential to the direction of motion, will shrink due to Lorentz contraction. In the limit as the rotational tangential velocity of Mitt's pie hole approaches the speed of light, the circumference of said pie hole will approach zero.
That would be a fitting end to Mitt and his campaign.