I don't care if Herschel Walker paid for an abortion or if he blew up the planet Alderaan (Satire)

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Rex Huppke
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Look, I don’t care if Herschel Walker is an ancient, trans-dimensional entity that takes the form of a clown named Pennywise and terrorizes a small town in Maine. I want control of the Senate, and I’m sure Walker regrets any past desire to feed on humans.

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I don't care if Herschel Walker paid for an abortion or if he blew up the planet Alderaan
GOP leaders will rally around the professed anti-abortion candidate because they want power. They wouldn't care if he blew up the planet Alderaan.
9:33 AM · Oct 6, 2022

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2022/10/06/herschel-walker-abortion-georgia-senate-campaign-warnock-gop-huppke/8194093001/


There’s a report that Herschel Walker, the staunchly anti-abortion Republican running in Georgia's Senate race, got a woman pregnant then paid for her abortion back in 2009.

Like other staunchly anti-abortion Republicans, I have one thing to say about that: DON’T CARE!

Dana Loesch, a conservative radio host and former spokesperson for the National Rifle Association, put it best this week when she said: “I don’t care if Herschel Walker paid to abort endangered baby eagles. I want control of the Senate.”

Abortions are unacceptable – except for this one

Amen, sister. Abort those eagle babies! Like Loesch, I believe deeply in the sanctity of life and oppose all abortions – except for this one, which I will accept to prevent it from costing my party control of the Senate.

The report came from The Daily Beast, and all they had to back it up was: a receipt from the abortion provider; a canceled check Walker sent to the woman five days after the procedure; and the get-well card Walker sent the check in. Walker denies the whole thing and claims he doesn’t know the woman, who, as The Daily Beast reported Wednesday, is also the mother of one of his children.

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2. republicans, who are traitors, don't care about abortions or life - it's about power

and brainwashing the stupid and insipid minds

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3. Everyone knows that the destruction of Alderaan was a false flag operation so that

The galactic empire could seize our guns and Jewish space lasers.