The walking pile of jizz is giving another MAGAt rally right now in TX (of course he is)

[AZLD4Candidate]

If anyone can stomach the verbal gonorrhea from the grifting goniff, what real zingers and duzys did the pus wad trot out this time? Or was it the same verbal turd burgers it has always been?

I mean good BS statements that will make people with at least two working brain cells laugh.

[no_hypocrisy]

1. How's the crowd size?

[AZLD4Candidate]

2. On youtube, the chat on the link is interesting

It's like a virtual circle jerk and everyone's shooting blanks.

[SCantiGOP]

3. googled it, looks like seating for about 4-500

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His recent rallies have been half-filled gyms, but of course he claims that there are thousands of people outside hoping to get in.

[Mopar151]

5. A good Demolition Derby would draw 10 times that!

At this point in his career, he'd probably have to blow himself up with dynamite to draw 1000 paying customers!

[ZZenith]

8. I would definitely pay to see that.

[Sky Jewels]

4. I take issue with your description.

I'd characterize what he does more as "waddling" rather than "walking."

[C_U_L8R]

6. It's really so pathetic

This clown of an ex-president has nothing better to do on a Saturday night than grift and stuff his frail faulted ego.

[agingdem]

7. ego masturbation...

pathetic..his slavering imbecilic groupies wait for Trump's trigger words.."Hillary", "hoax", "fraud", "FBI", "Biden", "Hunter"...and what's a Trump Ego Masturbation Traveling Circus without spewed profanity and profane insults!!!!

[Johnny2X2X]

9. How dare you!

Calling the former president a walking pile of jizz crossing a line. Can’t we at least be more civil to walking piles of jizz? I got one would like to offer the walking piles of jizz that might teddy this my heartfelt apology for being conlmparee to Donald Trump.

[Norbert]

10. Most every high school football game in my area will outdraw this

[Blue Owl]

11. FF45's Old-Fashioned Revival Hour

[Treefrog]

12. Gee, thanks for letting us know.

But no thanks.

[IcyPeas]

13. who's still paying for these shitshows?