Pack a bag for Kari Lake to Mar-a-Lago

[RoeVWade]

Maybe Trump will find her employment.

[Beachnutt]

1. He'll try to rape her

like he has so many other women.

[Effete Snob]

4. Not possible

To what imaginable form of debasement by Trump would she not enthusiastically indulge?

[Tarc]

8. she's about 40 years to old for his preferred age range

[AZSkiffyGeek]

2. Fox News will love to have her.

[SCantiGOP]

5. That was my first thought

If they take a pass there’s always Newsmax

[yankee87]

7. Prime time Faux News

Thought she was the Alaska Barbie. She’ll get a prime time slot on OAN or Faux news

[jmowreader]

11. After about $25,000 worth of plastic surgery, maybe

Without the filter they use on her she looks about 70 years old. She’s too far gone for just injectables. Her forehead creases are REALLY deep, her chin isn’t great, and she’s going to need laser skin resurfacing to put her face in good enough shape for Fox News. That, and her hair is too short and the wrong color.

Being a fascist simply isn’t enough for Fox. You need to also be the kind of girl little boys would buy posters of if you want to make it in that place…and there’s about 30 years of blowing off your skincare routine on Ms. Lake’s visage.

[sarcasmo]

3. Trump needs a new Diet Coke butler.

[emulatorloo]

6. DUzy !

[Blue Owl]

9. Lard Ho!

[Bev54]

10. Was she invited to the wedding? Maybe she is already there?

She could just stay.