Question of the day: What did Mitch McConnell have for breakfast?

[japple]

(there is no wrong answer here.) I'm hoping he had a bowl of nuts and bolts with a side of crow and is having strong thoughts about spending more time with his family.

[Zambero]

1. Humble pie

With a "doesn't deal in feelings" chaser.

[Ocelot II]

2. A three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce,

saving the corbeau au vin for dinner.

[underpants]

7. 👆

[AggressiveCanary]

3. Probably grasses, flowers, with maybe some small bugs thrown in for good measure.

nt

[magicarpet]

4. 3 cans of prunes and some industrial strength laxative.

[Wicked Blue]

9. That's his usual nt

[zeusdogmom]

5. It's cold outside

Turtles are reptiles and cold blooded so Turtle Man should be hunkered down in the mud to stay warm.

[gopiscrap]

6. republican crow

mean just the bones of the dead bird

[Diamond_Dog]

8. A bowl full of stink bugs.

[MurrayDelph]

10. See below

[Trailrider1951]

11. A tall glass of Alka-seltzer

with a whisky chaser