I will not buy, read, or give 2 shits about Mike Pence's book SO HELP ME GOD

[Botany]

[David__77]

1. That looks like a mock book cover.

So silly to actually call his own book that. Sounds like a satiric sitcom about an uptight politician and his various antics.

[agingdem]

9. Mike is God's #3..

the Nazi rally-going evangelical God is high on depraved sexual predator Donnie, Ron is God's chosen arrow or something, and Mikey is God's ass-kissing bootlicker (get it?)...so sad...

[SergeStorms]

2. Same here.

Pence has already been relegated to the dustbin of history.

[lapfog_1]

3. hey Mike... only cowboys can wear cowboy boots

and there are no cowboys east of the Mississippi.

[rickford66]

4. Tree killer !!!!

[Beachnutt]

5. Matthew 7:15

Let us pray mike...

[ARPad95]

6. Is he wearing pink lipstick?

[Botany]

7. I didn't notice @ first but I think you might be right although it does have a really strong a man

... seeking another man tinder post feel about it.

[FSogol]

8. "Spineless! The Mike Pence Story."

Mother, they aren't buying my book.