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kairos12

(12,861 posts)
Sat Nov 26, 2022, 11:42 AM Nov 2022

Once two brothers, who very progressive in their politics, were visiting a cousin

in a very red, MAGA state. They decided to go off on their own to fish.

After fishing for a while the local MAGA sheriff showed up. Seeing this, one brother took off in a full sprint. The sheriff gave chase over hill and dale. Finally, the brother stopped and showed the sheriff his local fishing license.

The sheriff, huffing and puffing, exclaimed, "if you had this license all along why did you run?"

The brother replied, "I had a license, but my brother didn't."

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Once two brothers, who very progressive in their politics, were visiting a cousin (Original Post) kairos12 Nov 2022 OP
In Murica, the copper would have just shot the runner, especially if they were a PoC Celerity Nov 2022 #1
As progressives Gruenemann Nov 2022 #2
Ugh - Old joke with unnecessary politics thrown in. SharonClark Nov 2022 #3

SharonClark

(10,014 posts)
3. Ugh - Old joke with unnecessary politics thrown in.
Sat Nov 26, 2022, 12:56 PM
Nov 2022
Once two brothers were visiting a cousin.
They decided to go off on their own to fish.

After fishing for a while the local sheriff showed up. Seeing this, one brother took off in a full sprint. The sheriff gave chase over hill and dale. Finally, the brother stopped and showed the sheriff his local fishing license.

The sheriff, huffing and puffing, exclaimed, "if you had this license all along why did you run?"

The brother replied, "I had a license, but my brother didn't."


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