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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsElon Musk Worried He Won't Have Enough Twitter Employees Left To Fire On Christmas Eve
https://www.theonion.com/elon-musk-worried-he-won-t-have-enough-twitter-employee-1849870554SAN FRANCISCOExpressing concern that he might have totally ruined the holiday season, Elon Musk reportedly worried Thursday that he wouldnt have enough Twitter employees left to fire on Christmas Eve. Gosh, I just dont know if Ill be able to parcel them out long enough to enjoy destroying a few of their lives on Dec. 24, said Musk, appearing visibly forlorn as he scrolled through the companys rapidly diminishing roster and realized he simply might not have the willpower to string his remaining programmers along until he could tell them to clear out their desks just as the holidays rolled around.
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Elon Musk Worried He Won't Have Enough Twitter Employees Left To Fire On Christmas Eve (Original Post)
highplainsdem
Dec 2022
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Aristus
(66,422 posts)1. Satire: Still dead.
I don't think it will be coming back any time soon. At least not as long as people like Elon Musk are around.
Initech
(100,088 posts)2. Why do I get the feeling that Elon's Twitter experiment is going to end...
With him going full Jim Jones?
Kennah
(14,289 posts)4. Is there a line for who gets to shoot him?
Kennah
(14,289 posts)3. Unsure if this is satire or has The Onion decided to become legit news
patphil
(6,190 posts)5. I love the Advent Calendar comment in the onion article.