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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTime for a ridiculously outrageous poll on Pootin's fate: What will/has happened to him.
Last edited Sat Dec 10, 2022, 09:51 PM - Edit history (2)
With rumors of his fall down a staircase causing caca in the pants, he's scheduled for, or has had surgery for colon cancer, and then there's his other cancer. His face is all puffy and his balance is poor from being stuffed with steroids to relieve the pain in the ass that he is so we thought this was more than appropriate for Pootie-poot. He deserves it.
Which is your perverse flavor?
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He'll be out by the end of the year? Nah, too run-of-the-mill, not enough suffering. Let's get wild, see below. | |
1 (9%) |
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Surgeon's scalpel slipped again and again and again and again. He's gone. | |
0 (0%) |
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Operation successful but gurney handlers got too close to a 5-story window. Oops. | |
5 (45%) |
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Oh those sly Ukrainian operatives who blew up the bombers, they managed also to slip fentanyl to surgeons and did the operation themselves. You know the rest. | |
1 (9%) |
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Lavrov got tired of the second banana crap and pulled an Al Haig, and the plug. | |
0 (0%) |
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Dugin, supicious that Putin was behind his daughter's car-bombing death, arranged the same for Pootie's ambulance ride to the hospital. It go BOOM. | |
0 (0%) |
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A long-range missile slammed into the operation theater. Biden, Austin and Blinken all gave a glomar response as for the missile. | |
0 (0%) |
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Over-anesthetized, in a coma, operation unsuccessful. No report yet of who's in charge. | |
4 (36%) |
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There was a proposal to replace Lenin's body in Lenin's Tomb with Putin's but it was voted down. Too bad. | |
0 (0%) |
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doc03
(35,512 posts)brush
(54,072 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,845 posts)HappyCynic
(1,414 posts)Ben Carson on neurosurgery (regardless of where the actual injury/problem lies)
Dr Oz to provide supplements post-op to "help" recovery
Hershel Walker as head of security, since he has a "badge"... except on nights of the full moon.
brush
(54,072 posts)ProfessorGAC
(65,606 posts)After all, they must have really big windows & they're open all the time.
Otherwise, they wouldn't have so many "accidents".
Demanchor
(127 posts)Russias next leader? Im all for whatever accomplishes that outcome.
brush
(54,072 posts)That's why they're fighting. They like being Ukrainians and want nothing to do with Russia.
Walleye
(31,239 posts)ColinC
(8,372 posts)Response to brush (Original post)
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