And it came to pass that when The Nine came down off the mountain of Evidence, they found
a multitude hungering for their words. And, in turn, they spake as one.
"We, each of us, have listened to the voices of scores---nay, SCORES OF SCORES!---of those both high and low, both angered and fearful, both "Philistine" and faithful. While these spoke in different terms and varied in their knowledge and enthusiasm, their words led us to the same transparent conclusion--- he who thought himself our Pharoah was---" alas! --- a despicable thug! Lowest of the low! A Pile of DREK! To say he has sinned great sins against those he swore to serve and protect is like unto saying the Nile is "damp".
And some among the people began to wail and rend their garments, saying "We should have known! Hillary knew! Nancy knew!
Why, oh why, did we not have ears to hear when Hillary warned us that his ways were deplorable?
Why did we not understand that when Nancy wagged her finger across that table that was her way of saying "Thou hast pissed me off!"?
And The Nine then carried the tablets upon which their truths had been inscribed past the throng and layed them at the feet of He Who Must Indict and implored "Do your thing, dude!"
Hopefully, to be continued.
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St. Atticus!" 
