Has anyone seen this trumpy version of the bible?

[docgee]

https://wethepeoplebible.com/

But no, it's not a cult

[progressoid]

1. 70 bucks!

[Haggard Celine]

2. Don Jr. has a nose full of coke and a trashy girlfriend.

And he's selling Bibles. You'd think the religious people would be pissed, but he says he's anti-abortion and he's a Trump, so it's all good.

[Ocelot II]

3. Did they cut out the part where Jesus says,"My kingdom is not of this world"?

[Hekate]

5. I'm sure they excised The Beatitudes

Just kind of makes me shudder

[mucifer]

4. They worship Supply Side Jesus:

Al Franken wrote this 13 years ago. It's on point.

[TigressDem]

13. Love Franken, but it's so on point it's making me sick to my stomach. nt

[Hekate]

14. Al Franken is genius

[drmeow]

6. "Our Bibles include copies of the United States Constitution,

Declaration of Independence, Bill of Rights, and the Pledge of Allegiance." - Unfortunately, it is too much to hope that the people who buy it might actually READ those documents and actually understand them!

[muriel_volestrangler]

17. And those inclusions are their "justification" for selling it for 10 times the normal price

of a King James bible. What a scam.

If there's any passage they "accidentally" leave out, it'll be the bit about the moneychangers in the temple.

[drmeow]

24. They don't have to leave it out

MAGATs are unable to connect the dots and just interpret that passage through their antisemitic lens

[MyOwnPeace]

19. WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!

What about when Daddy said we need to SUSPEND the Constitution - or is IT not included?
Do we tear out the pages?
Do we get a refund?

And another thing....

This 'Pledge' - is it the ORIGINAL or the 'REVISED' - you know, the one where they LATER added the "under God" part........

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/retropolis/wp/2018/06/14/the-gripping-sermon-that-got-under-god-added-to-the-pledge-of-allegiance-on-flag-day/

Just asking..........

[drmeow]

25. No, no - its all good

It is included - remember "suspend" isn't permanent! We needed to suspend it so Daddy could be rightfully sworn in as President and then he was going to immediately unsuspend it! He pinky promised!

[DBoon]

29. The Pledge of Allegance was penned by a socialist

Francis Julius Bellamy (May 18, 1855 – August 28, 1931) was an American Christian socialist Baptist minister and author.[1] He is best known for writing the original version of the Pledge of Allegiance in 1892.
...
Bellamy was a Christian socialist[1] who "championed 'the rights of working people and the equal distribution of economic resources, which he believed was inherent in the teachings of Jesus.'"[6] In 1891, Bellamy was "forced from his Boston pulpit for preaching against the evils of capitalism",[3] and eventually stopped attending church altogether after moving to Florida, reportedly because of the racism he witnessed there.[7] Francis's career as a preacher ended because of his tendency to describe Jesus as a socialist. In the 21st century, Bellamy is considered an early American democratic socialist.[8]

-wikipedia

[wnylib]

7. Christian nationalism promo for the Trump grifter family.

But if the fools who buy this actually read the constitution and DOI, they might even learn something about how this government works, or is supposed to work.

[SCantiGOP]

8. I'm going to buy one

It will be an excellent disguise in which to smuggle my hundreds of forged ballots to the drop boxes.

[MyOwnPeace]

20. DAMMIT!!!!

You gave away the 'Super-Secret' plan that Rudy and Keri Lake have been working on for, well, now that you've given it away, they just may think it was their idea - and Kevin McNutty and Gym Jordan may put it into a bill - and you KNOW Empty Greene will claim it was HER idea.....

[RKP5637]

9. OMG, this is absolutely incredible! n/t

[Goonch]

10. 👇

[jmowreader]

22. The guy who wrote the first one of the books is now on a city council in Idaho

His name is Dan Gookin, and he’s politically about where Biden is. Very good man for stopping the serious Trumpites from doing especially stupid shit.

[Chainfire]

11. What I want to know about is who exactly is giving the country back to God?

Is there any documentation that he ever had title in the first place?

I don't think that there is really any more to it than selling a cheap bible, probably printed overseas, for seventy bucks. At least that is a proposition I can wrap my head around.

[Hekate]

12. Just had a quick peek at page 1 of their website. How is this not idolatry? As for Junior...

He got cleaned up for the photo, where he stands with arms outstretched like a preacher. But his face — I looked at his eyes to see if we were going to get the “dead eyes” expression, but instead his whole face looks … sad.

[keithbvadu2]

15. Is it also signed on the cover by the Donald?

Is it also signed on the cover by the Donald?

The same Donald who ridicules Holy Communion.

https://www.bing.com/search?q=bible%20signed%20by%20trump%20on%20the%20cover&qs=n&form=QBRE&=%25eManage%20Your%20Search%20History%25E&sp=-1&pq=bible%20signed%20by%20trump%20on%20the%20cover&sc=0-34&sk=&cvid=2D2A02B14BF548EBBC57AF892C54416D&ghsh=0&ghacc=0&ghpl=

[jmowreader]

23. No...

…but it does have a nice Naugahyde cover with an embossed upside down flag.

[machoneman]

16. While he's fucking his girlfriend also not yet divorced? Good times!!!!

[lapfog_1]

18. give America back to God?

you know... if we all left America (and let's throw in Canada too) and removed all the people and all the human made structures, all the highways and dams and buildings, and left it all to maybe just the Native Americans... or no people at all... really give it all back to God, it would be a good thing.

[70sEraVet]

21. I am relieved to see that the 'We the People Bible' is a 'red letter' version -

(meaning that the words of Jesus are printed in red).
Of course that's sarcasm -- I couldn't care less. But it DID give me an idea.
What if the J6 Report was printed as a 'red letter' edition? So that every sentence and phrase that was attributed to Trump was printed in red? The criminality would jump right out at you!

[Blue Owl]

26. The Blighteous Gumstones

[AllaN01Bear]

27. hem.

had to run away quickly . bleh.

[reACTIONary]

28. Large print! EZ 2 Read! But...

... why bother? None of these yahoos read.

[Initech]

30. What... and I cannot emphasize this enough... the fuck????