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Stinky The Clown

(67,832 posts)
Mon Jan 16, 2023, 11:46 AM Jan 2023

I'm not saying it was Document Ninjas. but it was Document Ninjas.

They ninja-ed their way into the National Archives. They skulked about, unseen, until they came to the stash of briefing documents prepared for Obama and Biden. They plucked a few of the ones destined for Biden at the time. Using their portable photocopier, they made some copies to leave at the archives so the theft would go unnoticed.

The left the Archives, making certain to to take the shoe booties they wore so no one would be able to link them that way. They also kept their nitrile gloves.

Furitively walking down Metzerot Road away from the warehouse, they donned brightly colored suits and hats so as to appear as a mariachi troupe and not five guys dressed all in black Ninja suits, thereby slipping easily past the College Park, MD, PD. They made their way to the MARC train, to the delight of commuters as they played Mariachi music. They switched to AMTRAK at BWI.

Leaving AMTRAK at Wilmington, they shed their costumes in a handicapped restroom, exited via the ventilation system at met up with an UBER driver with whom they were in cahoots. He drove them in circles to elude the local Corvette Club which had somehow gotten wind of their desitation.

Finally they got to Biden's house, dressed back in their Ninja black suits. Eschewing the unlocked window, they chose instead to scale the roof, slither down the chimney, exit the furnace, tip the on duty Secret Service guys, also with whom they were in cahoots, and entered the garage and stood next to the famous Stingray convertible.

Spying a box of old Bon Apetite and Gourmet magazines, they slipped the documents inside a few of the magazines, repacked the box and wrote on the outside "Nothing To See Here. Move Along".

And thus was the biggest ratfuck in ratfucking history accomplished.

They alerted George Santos to alert Kev.




Hey. It could happen.





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I'm not saying it was Document Ninjas. but it was Document Ninjas. (Original Post) Stinky The Clown Jan 2023 OP
It will be interesting to see the actual chain of possession. panader0 Jan 2023 #1
Yeah, makes perfect sense to me. Biophilic Jan 2023 #2
Sounds about right. The Corvette club was more diligent than NSA Walleye Jan 2023 #3
Maybe the documents were among those tfg had at mar a lardo. SheltieLover Jan 2023 #7
Not saying this whole thing is likely, at all Hugh_Lebowski Jan 2023 #16
2 words: secret service. SheltieLover Jan 2023 #18
I suppose if you could show me there were was an SS agent that was once on the MAL detail Hugh_Lebowski Jan 2023 #20
Opinions are like noses. We all have one. SheltieLover Jan 2023 #21
The couple of documents found at Penn State were likely an oversight. Meadowoak Jan 2023 #4
Maybe documents tfg had stolen. SheltieLover Jan 2023 #6
The repubes probably never would have even thought to plant Meadowoak Jan 2023 #8
Could be, but pootin is a smart jerk, hates Dems, & plays the long game SheltieLover Jan 2023 #9
Putin's brilliance certainly is on display in Ukraine. onenote Jan 2023 #15
No. The effects of his greed, raping his military is on display. SheltieLover Jan 2023 #19
Too many will lap this sort of thing up as if it is real. Just A Box Of Rain Jan 2023 #5
When evidence isn't available, mine it. Works like crypto-currency Model35mech Jan 2023 #10
They already are! So why not have fun with it. Stinky The Clown Jan 2023 #11
I wish I could laugh with you. I really do. Just A Box Of Rain Jan 2023 #13
The weird thing about these documents bdamomma Jan 2023 #12
It was the movers. Who hired Q-HALL? usonian Jan 2023 #14
That image cracks me up Stinky The Clown Jan 2023 #17
OOPS! It was a quick edit. Unfortunately low resolution. Note the "blonde" at work. usonian Jan 2023 #22
No no no! Nothing wrong in using the image. Not at all!!!!! Stinky The Clown Jan 2023 #23
I will make a better one. usonian Jan 2023 #24
Here's your update on the mystery mover who ALLEGEDLY planted documents. usonian Jan 2023 #27
Ha! That needs to go viral! Stinky The Clown Jan 2023 #29
I'm Familar With That Area Deep State Witch Jan 2023 #25
To be accurate, there are two police departments in College Park Stinky The Clown Jan 2023 #26
I think the simple answer is that Occam's Razor applies. elocs Jan 2023 #28

panader0

(25,816 posts)
1. It will be interesting to see the actual chain of possession.
Mon Jan 16, 2023, 11:54 AM
Jan 2023

I also wonder why Biden's lawyers were looking through his stuff.

SheltieLover

(57,073 posts)
7. Maybe the documents were among those tfg had at mar a lardo.
Mon Jan 16, 2023, 12:31 PM
Jan 2023

Pootin is a crafty asshat & plays the long game.

Time will tell!

 

Hugh_Lebowski

(33,643 posts)
16. Not saying this whole thing is likely, at all
Mon Jan 16, 2023, 01:07 PM
Jan 2023

But there's really no reason why IQ45 couldn't have stolen 'Obama/Biden era' classified docs when he left 2 years ago.

I'm sure a POTUS can access classified docs created during many, many earlier administrations while they're in office. Maybe he thought he could somehow use them damage Biden in 2024?

That said ... if there were only docs at his old office, I might give some credence to the idea that they were planted. But with the home discovery? Really don't think this CT is worth talking about anymore, myself.

 

Hugh_Lebowski

(33,643 posts)
20. I suppose if you could show me there were was an SS agent that was once on the MAL detail
Mon Jan 16, 2023, 01:20 PM
Jan 2023

after IQ45 moved back there, but then got moved to Delaware detail afterward ... I might then at least give this idea a very, very small amount of consideration.

But I'd still think this is the far, far less likely scenario regardless

Meadowoak

(5,566 posts)
4. The couple of documents found at Penn State were likely an oversight.
Mon Jan 16, 2023, 12:22 PM
Jan 2023

The ones found at Biden s home and in the garage were planted by corrupt secret service agents loyal to Trump. You can take that to the bank!

Meadowoak

(5,566 posts)
8. The repubes probably never would have even thought to plant
Mon Jan 16, 2023, 12:35 PM
Jan 2023

More, until the MSM made such a big deal over the couple memos found at Penn State from 9 years ago.

SheltieLover

(57,073 posts)
9. Could be, but pootin is a smart jerk, hates Dems, & plays the long game
Mon Jan 16, 2023, 12:41 PM
Jan 2023

Perhaps this might be a partial answer to "who the hell would want classified documents" question.

Time will tell, but this thought hit me like a ton of bricks last night.

Model35mech

(1,562 posts)
10. When evidence isn't available, mine it. Works like crypto-currency
Mon Jan 16, 2023, 12:43 PM
Jan 2023

Except it doesn't seem to crash like crypto

 

Just A Box Of Rain

(5,104 posts)
13. I wish I could laugh with you. I really do.
Mon Jan 16, 2023, 01:00 PM
Jan 2023

That so many people who claim to be on "our side" are this prone to grasp onto wild conspiracy theories leaves me feeling disturbed.

bdamomma

(63,931 posts)
12. The weird thing about these documents
Mon Jan 16, 2023, 12:59 PM
Jan 2023

was not they were not even missed from the National Archives and it was 5 years ago. Hmm... planted by secret service loyalists to DJT I wouldn't doubt it. I can't see Joe being a criminal, my opinion.

Stinky The Clown

(67,832 posts)
17. That image cracks me up
Mon Jan 16, 2023, 01:10 PM
Jan 2023

I have seen it before. At first glance, the guy appears to have a big, silly beard. It is actually a trash can down the street at an unfortunate angle when the picture was taken.

usonian

(9,917 posts)
24. I will make a better one.
Mon Jan 16, 2023, 03:53 PM
Jan 2023

That was supposed to be the Trampster himself hauling documents, the first real labor he's ever done.

Just for spite.

Even a great graphic artist can improve his work!

Deep State Witch

(10,470 posts)
25. I'm Familar With That Area
Mon Jan 16, 2023, 04:06 PM
Jan 2023

Trust me, the College Park PD is too busy busting drunken college kids to be worried about anything going on off-campus.

Stinky The Clown

(67,832 posts)
26. To be accurate, there are two police departments in College Park
Mon Jan 16, 2023, 04:39 PM
Jan 2023

The (city of) College Park Police


~and~

The University of Maryland Police

elocs

(22,620 posts)
28. I think the simple answer is that Occam's Razor applies.
Tue Jan 17, 2023, 07:10 AM
Jan 2023

That those who can have access to classified documents are at the minimum just sloppy about how they are kept, not knowing if they have them or where they might be. This applies to Biden which is nothing to brag about. With Trump it's an entirely different story.

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