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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI'm not saying it was Document Ninjas. but it was Document Ninjas.
They ninja-ed their way into the National Archives. They skulked about, unseen, until they came to the stash of briefing documents prepared for Obama and Biden. They plucked a few of the ones destined for Biden at the time. Using their portable photocopier, they made some copies to leave at the archives so the theft would go unnoticed.
The left the Archives, making certain to to take the shoe booties they wore so no one would be able to link them that way. They also kept their nitrile gloves.
Furitively walking down Metzerot Road away from the warehouse, they donned brightly colored suits and hats so as to appear as a mariachi troupe and not five guys dressed all in black Ninja suits, thereby slipping easily past the College Park, MD, PD. They made their way to the MARC train, to the delight of commuters as they played Mariachi music. They switched to AMTRAK at BWI.
Leaving AMTRAK at Wilmington, they shed their costumes in a handicapped restroom, exited via the ventilation system at met up with an UBER driver with whom they were in cahoots. He drove them in circles to elude the local Corvette Club which had somehow gotten wind of their desitation.
Finally they got to Biden's house, dressed back in their Ninja black suits. Eschewing the unlocked window, they chose instead to scale the roof, slither down the chimney, exit the furnace, tip the on duty Secret Service guys, also with whom they were in cahoots, and entered the garage and stood next to the famous Stingray convertible.
Spying a box of old Bon Apetite and Gourmet magazines, they slipped the documents inside a few of the magazines, repacked the box and wrote on the outside "Nothing To See Here. Move Along".
And thus was the biggest ratfuck in ratfucking history accomplished.
They alerted George Santos to alert Kev.
Hey. It could happen.
panader0
(25,816 posts)I also wonder why Biden's lawyers were looking through his stuff.
Biophilic
(3,710 posts)Glad someone figured this out.
Walleye
(31,097 posts)SheltieLover
(57,073 posts)Pootin is a crafty asshat & plays the long game.
Time will tell!
Hugh_Lebowski
(33,643 posts)But there's really no reason why IQ45 couldn't have stolen 'Obama/Biden era' classified docs when he left 2 years ago.
I'm sure a POTUS can access classified docs created during many, many earlier administrations while they're in office. Maybe he thought he could somehow use them damage Biden in 2024?
That said ... if there were only docs at his old office, I might give some credence to the idea that they were planted. But with the home discovery? Really don't think this CT is worth talking about anymore, myself.
SheltieLover
(57,073 posts)Hugh_Lebowski
(33,643 posts)after IQ45 moved back there, but then got moved to Delaware detail afterward ... I might then at least give this idea a very, very small amount of consideration.
But I'd still think this is the far, far less likely scenario regardless
SheltieLover
(57,073 posts)Meadowoak
(5,566 posts)The ones found at Biden s home and in the garage were planted by corrupt secret service agents loyal to Trump. You can take that to the bank!
SheltieLover
(57,073 posts)Absolutely!
Meadowoak
(5,566 posts)More, until the MSM made such a big deal over the couple memos found at Penn State from 9 years ago.
SheltieLover
(57,073 posts)Perhaps this might be a partial answer to "who the hell would want classified documents" question.
Time will tell, but this thought hit me like a ton of bricks last night.
onenote
(42,794 posts)SheltieLover
(57,073 posts)Just A Box Of Rain
(5,104 posts)Model35mech
(1,562 posts)Except it doesn't seem to crash like crypto
Stinky The Clown
(67,832 posts)Humor is often the best truth teller.
Just A Box Of Rain
(5,104 posts)That so many people who claim to be on "our side" are this prone to grasp onto wild conspiracy theories leaves me feeling disturbed.
bdamomma
(63,931 posts)was not they were not even missed from the National Archives and it was 5 years ago. Hmm... planted by secret service loyalists to DJT I wouldn't doubt it. I can't see Joe being a criminal, my opinion.
usonian
(9,917 posts)Stinky The Clown
(67,832 posts)I have seen it before. At first glance, the guy appears to have a big, silly beard. It is actually a trash can down the street at an unfortunate angle when the picture was taken.
usonian
(9,917 posts)Stinky The Clown
(67,832 posts)usonian
(9,917 posts)That was supposed to be the Trampster himself hauling documents, the first real labor he's ever done.
Just for spite.
Even a great graphic artist can improve his work!
usonian
(9,917 posts)Stinky The Clown
(67,832 posts)Deep State Witch
(10,470 posts)Trust me, the College Park PD is too busy busting drunken college kids to be worried about anything going on off-campus.
Stinky The Clown
(67,832 posts)The (city of) College Park Police
~and~
The University of Maryland Police
elocs
(22,620 posts)That those who can have access to classified documents are at the minimum just sloppy about how they are kept, not knowing if they have them or where they might be. This applies to Biden which is nothing to brag about. With Trump it's an entirely different story.