Top 10 Conservative Idiots: The Complete 14th Season

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Top 10 Conservative Idiots: The Complete 14th Season

Season 13 (Jun 2022 - Dec 2022): https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216941147
Season 12 (Jan 2022 - Jun 2022) : https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216216353
Season 11 (Jun 2021 - Dec 2021) : https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215586273
Season 10 (Jan 2021 - May 2021) : https://www.democraticunderground.com/100214798830
Season 9 (May 2020 - Dec 2020) : https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213570012
Season 8 (Jan 2020 - May 2020) : https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212831883
Season 7 (Jul 2019 - Dec 2019) : https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212164633
Season 6 (Jan 2019 - May 2019) : https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211623942
Season 5 (Jun 2018 - Dec 2018) : https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210720590
Season 4 (Jan 2018 - May 2018) : https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210083764
Season 3 (Jun 2017 - Dec 2017) : https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210008235
Season 2 (Nov 2016 - May 2017) : https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029078791
Season 1 (Dec 2015 - Nov 2016) : https://www.democraticunderground.com/1016169212

Welcome back to the Top 10 Conservative Idiots! Wow, can you believe that it's been 14 seasons already? We're entering our now 7th year of existence and it's unbelievable that we've lasted this long. But needless to say that we've got some fun and exciting things planned for this season including the Top 10 Conservative Idiots 300th Edition spectacular live from Paris, France! That's right, we're heading to France to do another one of our famous themed editions. Plus we've also got a stop planned in Vancouver later this year as we're going to hang out in the Great White North! You can expect all of your favorite segments like Holy Shit, Conspiracy Corner, Late Stage Capitalism, I Need A Drink, People Are Dumb, and We're All Gonna Die are going to return, as well as People Who Somehow Got Elected, How Is This Still A Thing, and This Fucking Guy. And we've also been cooking up ideas at the home office in Santa Ana for some new segment ideas which we will definitely be bringing you throughout the year! It's also the first half of the year, which means that we've got the 6th edition of our popular and long running Stupidest State contest! That's right, you can bet that the NFFSA is back for another year and we're going to shake things up a bit! We've also got our new home on social media through the burgeoning platform known as Mastodon, so don't forget to follow us at [e-mail] and the official Holy Shit Mastodon account at [e-mail]. We have a lot of exciting stuff planned! This guide will serve as a handy way to link all of the forthcoming season 14 editions together. Enjoy! And as always don't forget the key!

Edition #14-1: Meet The Old Boss, Same As The Old Boss Edition (1/26/23)
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Live from Santa Ana! As usual whenever the Top 10 is off for an extended period of time, we like to play catch up on stuff we missed which includes one of the most insane and unintentionally hilarious things we've seen with the Trump NFT collection which was basically a bunch of poorly photo shopped images of him. We also missed the insane fight to elect a Speaker Of The House, which ended with Kevin McCarthy, and he's ultimately going to enact the Fox News / Infowars agenda for the new House. Plus we also catch up on some other random insanity that we've missed in the last month or so. Meanwhile, in Brazil, supporters of Jair Bolsonaro attempt to storm the capital of Brazil to stop the election from being certified... holy crap, sound familiar? Yes it really does! In a new edition of our segment "We're All Gonna Die", the XBB1.5 variant of COVID that has emerged is the most contagious yet, but it sounds like a software update. This will be a good test for anti-vaxxers and conspiracy theorists. Or maybe not. In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", what does the Capitol Riot have to do with Jesus? Our resident pastor is going to turn on his tin foil hat and let the conspiracy theories fly! In a new edition of our pop culture segment, "Beating A Dead Horse", why do conservatives suddenly hate M&Ms? We have our theories, and it may have something to do with Tucker Carlson having the hots for the green M&M or not. In a new edition of Conspiracy Corner, newly elected Congressional rep George Santos has some ridiculously shady ties to Russian oligarchs, or does he? We suspect Vlad's tentacles are heavily interspersed throughout Congress. We also have a new People Are Dumb, because of course they are! Finally this week it's time for World Tour 2023 and we are heading to Australia's next door neighbors and the home of the Lord Of The Rings movies, New Zealand!
Live Musical Guest: Greta Van Fleet

Edition #14-2: Say It To Me S.A.N.T.O.S. Edition (2/2/23)
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Live from New York City! Now that he survived reelection, Ron DeSantis seems hell bent on bringing you the full Fox News anti-"woke" agenda and it's going to tank the entire state and possibly get people killed, and that's completely intentional. After the insane debate between Biden's classified documents and Trump's classified documents, the feds raid former VP Mike Pence's home and discover, well, more classified documents! Meanwhile, conservatives escalate their war on drag shows across the country with some seriously ridiculously draconian laws being proposed that border on Nazism, and it's going to get really weird fast Speaking of weird things, the George Santos controversy continues to get weirder and weirder and we will examine just how far the madness is going! We bring back our segment "Good Guys With Guns" because while mass shootings are still unfortunately a thing in America, we have to discuss the Alabama teacher that was shot by a six year old student, and well, it's the stuff of insanity. Only in America. In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor delves into the ultra far right conspiracy theory insanity coming out of the ReAwaken America tour and it's a melting pot of religious insanity and conspiracy theory insanity, and those two things should never mix! In our segment on the seemingly never ending corporate greedfest known as "Late Stage Capitalism", we take a look at why our Senators were spending time on Ticketmaster and their SNAFU regarding Taylor Swift's Eras tour, and it was nuts! Also speaking of nuts, in our segment Conspiracy Corner, we take a look at some insane far right theories about Buffalo Bills linebacker Damar Hamlan, and we wasted a lot of time going down this wormhole! In a new edition of "I Need A Drink", the hip hop group Black Eyed Peas are getting sued by the makers of a toy unicorn that poops. Yes, we're going to need a lot of drinks for this one, and personally we hope the Black Eyed Peas win over the pooping unicorn. Finally this week it's time for stop #2 of 6 on our World Tour 2023 and this week we're heading to the home of the 2022 World Cup winners, Argentina!
Live Musical Guest: Bad Omens

Edition #14-3: House Of Chinese Spy Balloons Edition (2/9/23)
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Live from Philadelphia! It was just a normal Friday when all of a sudden a Chinese spy balloon entered US airspace and both sides of the internet shut down and went "LET'S FIGURE IT OUT!!!". Of course the MAGA conspiracy theory wing of the internet's first response was to shoot it down, while that former president's Truth Social went into totally ridiculous territory. Meanwhile in Florida, Ron Desantis and the Christian conservative Hillsdale College go nuclear in their war on Sarasota's New College and it's truly frightening what the GOP is up to in that state. Elsewhere, Nikki Haley launches her bid in the republican circus between Trump and Desantis for the 2024 nomination. So is it a good thing? Bad thing? Little column A, little column B. In social media news, stochastic social media terrorist Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q - Batshit) gets suspended from Facebook and Twitter, again and has no idea what CRT is. Sigh. In a new Top 10 Investigates, certain Hyundai and Kia models have become the targets of Tik Tok thieves after a viral video exposed how easy it is to break into them, so what's to stop them? Insurance definitely isn't helping things. In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", Conservative Christians everywhere are melting down at the sight of Sam Smith's performance of his hit song "Unholy" at the Grammy Awards, and we can't help but laugh at the snowflakes! We add former hedge fund manager and current Ohio senator J.D. Vance (Q - Batshit) to the ever-growing list of People Who Somehow Got Elected. In a new edition of Conspiracy Corner, a recent Vice article is exposing the move to turn homeschooling extremely far right, and may border on some light Nazism. Yeah, want to know how you get Nazis? That's how you get Nazis. We also have a new People Are Dumb, because of course they are! Finally this week, stop #3 of 6 on our 2023 World Tour is taking us to Germany's next door neighbors, Poland!
Live Musical Guest: The Dirty Heads

Edition #14-4: We Don't Talk About Ronnie Edition (2/16/23)
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Live from Boston ! We bring you highlights of President Joseph R. Biden's 2nd State Of The Union and what some of the things he's talked about are happening. We also bring you the lowlights of President Joseph R. Biden's 2nd State Of The Union, where republicans acted like spoiled children during his speech, particularly our favorite MAGA scumbag Marjorie Three Names, who screamed the whole time and surprisingly wasn't escorted out. Meanwhile in Florida, Ron DeSantis escalates the Fox News culture wars by initiating a hostile takeover of the Disney World central Reedy Creek district in Florida, because the voices in his head and also Tucker Carlson, told him to. Back in Congress, the current Congress is already hard at work, attempting to dig up dirt on Twitter for "silencing conservatives", only to have it backfire on them big time! Elsewhere in Congress, the first hearing from Jim Jordan's revenge driven insanity in the "Weaponization Of Government" hearing is over, and well, it's going to be a long two years, isn't it? In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor takes a look at the hostile takeover of the state by the church, and it seems like America's march towards religious fascism is increasing at an alarming rate! Our segment examining the culture wars, Beating A Dead Horse, takes a look at the recent insanity coming from the right wing surrounding gas stoves and their impact on the environment. In a new edition of Conspiracy Corner, conservatives are still obsessed with the Chinese Spy Balloon and their theories about it are, as completely expected and on brand for them, treading into absolutely ridiculous territory. We also have a new "I Need A Drink" - and for Pink Floyd fans everywhere, it looks like mommy and daddy are never getting back together again as Roger Waters and David Gilmour not only take their longstanding feud public, it gets weird! And we will need several drinks and maybe some edibles for this one! Finally this week it's destination #4 of 6 on our 2023 World Tour and this week we're heading back to Africa and checking out the nation of South Africa! Where's Toto when you need them?
Live Musical Guest: Stick Figure

Edition #14-5: Wheel Of Corruption: Wakanda Forever Edition (2/23/23)
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Live from Boston! 40 years of conservative deregulation has turned America into both a literal and figurative dumpster fire as some actual disasters and near disasters are taking place all over the country, and it's entirely the fault of reckless republican policies that put profit over people. In the Midwest, another week, another mass shooting, this time at the home of the Spartans, Michigan and this one could have been prevented but the NRA's 2nd Amendment absolutism meant that this maniac got a gun despite red flag warnings against him. This is why we can't have nice things. Meanwhile, state governments across the country are escalating their war on trans people, and the laws being passed and proposed border on ridiculous, extremely scary and downright creepy. Elsewhere in Miami, a conservative Catholic school went full racist on their Jewish opponents, and it's the stuff of nightmares. Didn't we fight an entire World War on this? In a new Top 10 Investigates, we take a look at ridiculous applications for new AI tech, which includes sitcoms and plagiarism! In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", the Unholy Dark One has revealed his plans should he ascend to the presidency in 2024, and it's stuff of nightmares. Particularly his plan to bring about Public Executions For Jesus, and our resident pastor might be forced to break his one rule. In a new edition of Beating A Dead Horse, Comedy Central is trying out new hosts to fill the newly departed Trevor Noah's spot hosting The Daily Show, and Chelsea Handler's comments about being single and childless at 47 seem to have really irked Tucker Carlson, and the back and forth blows they are trading are insane! In a new edition of Conspiracy Corner, conservative anti-vaxxers have upped their game in the war on vaccines as Idaho is attempting to criminalize mRNA vaccine distribution. Hey if conservatives want to voluntarily remove themselves from the gene pool, we won't stop them! We also have a new People Are Dumb, because of course they are! Finally this week it's time for the final stop of our 2023 World Tour and this week we're heading to the land of baseball, apple pie, and Chevrolet, our home country, the United States Of America!
Live Musical Guest: King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard

Edition #14-6: Put Me In Coach, I'm Ready To Play Edition (3/2/23)
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Live from Portland, Maine! Joe Biden takes a trip to visit war torn Ukraine and President Zalensky, causing the MAGA world to throw an absolute shit fit. Meanwhile, Trump pretends that he's president by going to a disaster zone by visiting East Palestine, Ohio where that nightmare train wreck occurred, and well it basically turns into one of his idiot campaign rallies, complete with a repeat of what happened the last time he visited a disaster area! Elsewhere, in what may be one of the ultimate partisan dick moves in Congressional history, speaker Kevin McCarthy (Q - Batshit) basically gave Tucker Carlson a treasure trove of January 6th footage, because he's trying to win points with Fox viewers and that's about it. We also play a game of "Is It Racist?" after Dilbert creator Scott Adams gets caught saying some extremely racist stuff on an internet podcast, then goes full Trump on social media complaining about getting "canceled". Trust us, nothing of value was lost. In a new edition of "We're All Gonna Die", just as it seems the world is finally getting over the COVID pandemic, the Marburg Virus is striking parts of Africa and are we all gonna die? Probably. In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", we take a look at the controversial "He Gets Us" advertising campaign - which has been brought to you by the owners of Hobby Lobby. Yup, it's a cult all right! We add Ohio governor Mike DeWine (Q - Batshit) to the ever growing list of People Who Somehow Got Elected. In a new edition of Conspiracy Corner, Marjorie Three Names suggests a "national divorce" so we break down what that would entail, and that it would spell certain doom in the red states. We also have a new I Need A Drink - Dilbert creator Scott Adams claims he was canceled after going on a podcast and saying racist stuff, so we show him how little sympathy we have for him (hint: zero). Finally it's that time of year! Stupidest State 2023 is here! We kick off the tournament and break down the participants with our Selection Sunday ceremonies! That's right - we give you all of the states, the stats, the odds and the info you need to fill out those brackets!
Live Musical Guest: Post Malone

***Top 10 takes a week off***

Edition #14-7: We Don't Need No Sex Education Edition (3/16/23)
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Live from Washington DC! Fox News is in some extremely deep shit after the fight against Dominion Voting Systems takes a massive turn in the disinformation wars, and we're here for every second of it! Speaking of disinformation, our old buddy Tucker Carlson is in some hot water after his interpretation of the January 6th footage that was given to him by Kevin McCarthy, was exactly what we expected. Meanwhile, the House has a vote on whether or not to condemn white nationalism and the controversial "Great Replacement" theory, and not at all shocking - all 26 MAGA conservatives voted no! Gee, I wonder why? Elsewhere, Lauren Boebert brags about being a grandma at 36 while at the same time rails on why we don't need sex education. But if anything, she's the perfect example of why we do need proper sex education. We also bring you some highlights (or maybe lowlights?) of the 2023 Conservative Political Action Conference, which at this point is basically just another glorified Trump rally. n our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor is completely dumbfounded that the religious right's insane war on drag queens and transgender people has turned into a full blown, 80's style Satanic Panic, and we take a look at some of the crazier laws being proposed. We profile last place presidential candidate and anti-woke crusader Vivek Ramaswamy in a new edition of "This Fucking Guy". And in a new edition of Conspiracy Corner, our old friend and lunatic conspiracy theorist Marjorie Greene should probably put down the bong and back away from the computer very slowly, because some of her theories are off the deep end! Plus we also have a new "I Need A Drink" that actually involves drinking! We attempt the latest viral craze that's sending people to the ER in large numbers - the Tik Tok BORG challenge! Do not try this at home, folks! Finally this week it's time for Stupidest State 2023! This week it's Round 1 Week 1, and it's a battle of Fiscal Irresponsibility heavyweights as #1 Kansas takes on #2 Nevada, while over in the Gun Nut Conference, #3 Montana takes on #4 Idaho! We're live from the BMO Stadium in Los Angeles with all of the exciting action!
Live Musical Guest: Anti-Flag

Edition #14-8: I Wanna Be Woke With Somebody Edition (3/23/23)
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Live from Miami! We recap the latest insanity coming from Florida governor Ron DeSantis, which includes him trying to revoke a hotel's alcohol license because they hosted a drag queen Christmas show, among other things. Speaking of being "woke", a conservative MAGA author on a religious podcast recently couldn't define what being "woke" was, and that's actually pretty damn scary! Meanwhile, on the interwebs, That Former President's social media hub, Truth Social, has come under fire from the DOJ because of ties to Russian money laundering, but hey, let's blame Hunter Biden's laptop, for something. Also, speaking of "woke", the Silicon Valley Bank collapsed thanks to conservative deregulation, affecting potentially millions of accounts worldwide, but instead of blaming deregulation, what do conservatives blame? Being woke. That's right. In our segment "We're All Gonna Die", California is being pounded by storms, freeway closures, and disastrous climate change, so are we all gonna die? Probably. In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", Conservative Christians are running in states based on the controversial 7 Mountains dominionist theory, and it's becoming self aware, and it's becoming a problem. Yikes. After a series of high profile blunders, mostly relating to social media shit posting, we profile Tennessee Lt. Governor Randy McNally (Q - Batshit) in a new edition of This Fucking Guy. In a new edition of Conspiracy Corner, Steve Bannon's right hand man gets arrested, while creepy pillow man Mike Lindell says his company is going broke, but needs money because, grifters gotta grift! We also have a new All Florida edition of People Are Dumb, because the Sunshine State never runs out of crazy people! Finally this week it's time for Stupidest State Round 1 Week 2! It's a battle for Batshit supremacy as #1 Florida takes on #2 Kentucky, while over in the Family Values Conference, red hot newcomer #3 Utah takes on fan favorite #4 Oklahoma! We're live from T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas with the exciting action!
Live Musical Guest: The Winery Dogs

Edition #14-9: The Man Who Didn't Know Much Edition (3/29/23)
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Live from Vancouver! The entire world was watching and waiting as the New York Attorney General announced that Trump might possibly be indicted, but then quickly backed down, causing the conspiracy theories to fly! Meanwhile, state legislatures are growing increasingly hostile in their attempts to curb trans and women's issues, and we present to you some of the more draconian legislation being passed, and it's getting really ugly! In Gun Nut news, another day another shooting in Colorado, but this time, the shooter is presenting some rock solid evidence as to why we need some red flag laws passed immediately. But the right wing will do anything to block them. In Florida, as Ron DeSantis continues to unload the full Nazi authoritarian agenda in his push to be the more conservative lunatic for 2024, Disney defies him and announces they're hosting the largest LGBT summit in the country! You don't mess with the Mouse, man! We also have a new "We're All Gonna Die" - California is getting pounded with rain, snow, and other natural disasters. Is it part of a trend? Will it get worse or better? Only one way to find out! In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit" - our resident pastor is going to take a look at the holy side of campus grassroots political group TPUSA - and if they come to your local church, you should be aware of your church's after hours activities! In our segment "Beating A Dead Horse" - we take a look at the argument about whether Tik Tok should be banned or not, and either way, it's going to piss off a lot of groups of people! And in our segment Conspiracy Corner, in what is no doubt a ridiculous political stunt to earn points on right wing conspiracy theory podcasts, Marjorie Three Names goes to prison, and unfortunately it's not for the reason you'd think! And in a new "I Need A Drink" - we have some drinks while talking about the ridiculous lawsuit against hot wing restaurant Buffalo Wild Wings, and well, I need some wings and some beer! Finally this week, it's time for Stupidest State 2023! In Round 1 Week 3, it's a Beltway Battle for Fiscal Irresponsibility supremacy as #3 Ohio takes on #4 Wisconsin, while over in the Gun Nut Conference, heavily favored #1 Texas looks to unseat red hot challenger #4 Missouri! The Elite 8 is shaping up, folks!
Live Musical Guest: Alter Bridge

Edition #14-10: Best Of #27: Sanity Plea Edition (4/4/23) (official Idiots edition #298!) .
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Best Of Edition! The Top 10 is kind of off this week so we have a Best Of for your enjoyment! From Idiots #13-11, we take a look at the time when MAGA candidate Herschel Walker (Q - Batshit) got into a whole heap of trouble over recent scandals, and it may have cost him the election! Thank every god in the book! From Idiots #13-4, Elon Musk's plan to charge money for blue check marks on Twitter backfired on him in a hilariously spectacular fashion! From Idiots #14-5, we take a look at some of the disgustingly draconian and increasingly hostile bills aimed at trans people across the US, and it seems to get worse every single day! We can thank Fox for bringing us here! From Idiots #13-13, Clarence Thomas, probably thanks to his Ultra MAGA wife Ginny, blocks an election inquiry into the 2020 election, because they just won't stop. From Idiots #14-2, our segment "Good Guys With Guns" takes a look at an insane situation in Alabama where a 6 year old brought a gun to school and shot his teacher with it. Because, wait for it, "shall not be infringed". From idiots #14-3, our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor takes a look at the hilarious satanic panic unfolding because of Sam Smith's performance of his hit song "Unholy" at the Grammy Awards, and well, it's like the 80s all over again! Just sit back, grab a beer (or your drink of choice) and watch the insanity begin to unfold! From Idiots #14-1, our segment "Beating A Dead Horse" takes a look at Tucker Carlson's insane attempt to gaslight Mars Corp over their changing the M&Ms to celebrate diversity, because apparently Diversity is an old wooden ship to them. From Idiots #14-4, our segment that dissects the latest in tin foil hat nuttery, Conspiracy Corner, takes a look at why Marjorie Three Names is obsessed with the Chinese Spy Balloon, because distraction issue. From Idiots #14-5, we have another look at all the stupid people and even stupider criminals in the country and around the world with People Are Dumb! Finally this week it's time for Stupidest State! It's Round 1 Week 4 and it's a hot one as #3 South Dakota takes on #4 Arizona for control of the Batshit Conference, while over in the Family Values Conference, #1 Tennessee looks to unseat red hot challenger #2 Arkansas for the crown! We're live at the home of the Sacramento Kings, the fabulous Golden 1 Center in Sacramento for all the exciting action! One more round until the Elite 8!
Musical Guest: Bad Omens

Edition #14-11: "The Gang Gets Arrested" Edition (Official Idiots Edition #299!) (4/13/23)
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Live from Hollywood! The impossible has happened - white collar criminals are getting held accountable for their crimes with Trump getting arrested and charged with 34 felony counts! The circus surrounding the arrest even felt like a sitcom plot with its' own B plot when Marjorie Greene took her side show shit show to New York and quietly left with her tail between her legs after getting humiliated by way too literal whistle blowers! Meanwhile, Tennessee's republicans are getting some blowback for their ridiculous pro-gun policies, so what do they do? Attempt to remove House members who marched in the protest, because god forbid someone has an independent thought not in the Fox cult. After controversy surrounding the NCAA Women's Championship game, we play a game of "Is It Racist?" because we always say, if you have to ask, it's probably racist! Elsewhere, Elon Musk's latest hairbrained scheme to profit off of Twitter's blue checkmark for verified accounts is backfiring on him in spectacular fashion! In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", Lauren Boebert, aka Gunny Boo Boo, says we shouldn't nitpick parts of the Bible in order to suit a narrative. OK Lauren, challenge accepted! In a new Beating A Dead Horse, the latest targets of white male conservative dude bros everywhere are Jack Daniels and Bud Light, because, reasons. This has to be some kind of derangement syndrome or something. In a new edition of our continuing look into the world of online tin foil hat nuttery in Conspiracy Corner, notorious online anti-vaxxer keyboard warrior RFK Jr announced that he's running for president, and as you can guess, there's of course a very sinister motive behind it. Sigh, this is why we can't have nice things. We also have a new People Are Dumb because stupid doesn't take a holiday, and neither do we! Finally this week it's time for Stupidest State 2023! The Elite 8 is here, and this week it's Round 2 Week 1 which means it's the Fiscal Irresponsibility Conference Finals! Kansas. Ohio. One of these teams advances. The other goes home!
Live Musical Guest: Clutch

Edition #14-12: The Top 10 Conservative Idiots 300th Edition Special Edition (4/20/23)
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Live from Paris, France! We celebrate 300 editions of the Top 10 with a special highlight reel from the first 299 editions leading up to edition #300! Plus in France, the shit hits the fan in the protests against prime minister Emmanuel Macron's attempt to raise the retirement age - and we find out that this is a really terrible idea! Back at home, the mystery leaker of Trump administration classified documents has been revealed and let's just say that he could be going away to prison for a very, very long time. FAFO. Meanwhile, Florida has passed what could be some of the most draconian anti-abortion legislation since Roe V Wade was overturned, and we're not shocked at all that the anti-abortion movement is just another form of neo-Nazism. Speaking of neo-Nazism, we check in with the latest antics from Mar-A-Shithole in Florida where Trump is being reduced to DJ'ing the MAGA hits, while a UFC fight basically morphed into one of his idiotic rallies. In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor has been digging up some dirt on a right wing extremist group called "Moms For Liberty" after they rallied to get a book about Anne Frank banned, so let's just say if they come to your city, they are up to no good! Speaking of things that are no good, we profile Clarence Thomas' billionaire Nazi benefactor Harlan Crow in a new "This Fucking Guy". In a new edition of Conspiracy Corner, we're going to take a look at the right wing's Fox News addiction - everyone from Ron DeSantis to Trump to Elon Musk has appeared on Tucker Carlson in the last week and they are letting their conspiracy theory freak flags fly! We also have a new "I Need A Drink" - and we're going to take a look at a rather bizarre attempt to capitalize on the recent "woke Bud Light" controversy and it's about as hair brained and half assed as you can possibly get! And finally this week it's time for Stupidest State! This week it's Round 2 Week 2 which means it's the Gun Nut Championships! Missouri. Montana. One of these two teams will advance to the Final Four, the other goes home! We're live at the home of the Florida Panthers, the FTX Arena in Miami, Florida, for all the exciting action!
Live Musical Guest: Red Hot Chili Peppers

Edition #14-13: There's A Rocket In My Pocket Edition (4/27/23)
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Live from Denver! It's the end of an era at Fox News as the network announces a whole slew of firings in the wake of the Dominion lawsuit which includes Jeannie Pirro, Maria Baritromo, and.... Tucker Carlson? Is this real or some kind of dream? Meanwhile, the latest experiment from Elon's Space X quite literally crashes and burns, but you will be shocked to find out who's funding him, well, not that shocked! In Florida, Ron DeSantis' latest wave of cruelty includes him signing one of the most shocking and controversial pieces of legislation in the country regarding the death penalty, and even his fellow conservatives think that he might have gone too far on this one! In House news, Marjorie Greene becomes one stop closer to making the internet conspiracy theory voices in her head a reality with a controversial bill that looks to flat-out ban trans athletes in sports, which passed the House. Ugh. Elsewhere, the murder charges against Alec Baldwin were finally dropped in the controversial "Rust" suit, and we can't wait to see the MAGA world meltdown over this one! In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", the MAGA world wants to allow guns in church and we take a look at what's happening in Missouri and other states, plus the NRA's dream scenario! In a new edition of Beating A Dead Horse - after the MAGA world melted down over Budweiser's ad campaign with trans model Dylan Mulvaney, there's a whole slew of "anti-woke" products that have emerged. Make it stop already, for the love of god! In a new edition of Conspiracy Corner, we delve into the recent history of Mike Lindell saying and doing stupid things on his social media hidey hole, Lindell TV, after he challenged people to disprove him on election fraud and refused to pay. We also have a new "I Need A Drink" - and this might finally be the time humanity has dreaded, when artificial intelligence becomes self aware, as songs by "The Weeknd" and "Oasis" go viral, but are they real or not? One way to find out! Finally this week, it's time for Stupidest State 2023! This time it's Round 2 Week 3 which means it's the Batshit Conference Finals! Florida. Arizona. One of these teams will advance to the Final Four, the other goes home!
Live Musical Guest: Joe Bonamassa

**TOP 10 TAKES A WEEK OFF**

Edition #14-14: Wheel Of Corruption: Quantumania Edition (5/11/23)
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Live from SF Sketch Fest In San Francisco! In what might be one of the more shocking and stunning developments this decade, Fox News decides to part ways with its' leading prime time host Tucker Carlson. Pop the champagne! In Montana, in another shocking and absolutely evil move, they decided to overrule and expel Rep. Zooey Zephyr because - wait for it - trans derangement syndrome. Meanwhile in Florida, Ron DeSantis (Q - Batshit) takes his ongoing feud with Disney to some shockingly dangerous and disturbing new levels, only for it to backfire on him spectacularly! Elsewhere, if you thought that Trump's first round of poorly photoshopped trading cards were ridiculous, wait until you see Phase II! In our segment "Good Guys With Guns", we bring you a series of horrifying shootings, while Greg Abbott decides to issue a manhunt to rile up his crazy base! In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in Holy Shit, Christian extremism is increasingly becoming self aware, and there's some crazy things being said on the right and far right, but it all depends on your flavor of racism! In a new edition of our pop culture segment Beating A Dead Horse, we take a look at trans issues with two very different rock stars - on the left is Twisted Sister frontman Dee Snider, and on the left is the Cat Scratch Fever guitarist Ted Nugent! Both are not shy of making their opinions be known on social media either. In our segment exploring the world of internet tin foil hat nuttery in Conspiracy Corner, we bring you some highlights from CPAC 2023 in Hungary - where racism, populist ideals and insane conspiracy theories are flowing freely! We also bring you a People Are Dumb, because of course they are! Finally it's time for Stupidest State 2023! This week - it's Round 2 Week 4 which means it's the Family Values Conference Finals! Tennessee. Utah. One of these two states will punch their ticket to the Final Four, the other goes home!
Live Musical Guest: NOFX

Edition #14-15: Humpty Trumpty Shat On A Wall Edition (5/18/23)
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Live from Observatory OC in Santa Ana! Well, the verdict in the civil case between Trump and E. Jean Carroll is in - and that verdict is GUILTY!!! Yes, we may have won yet another battle, but the war is far from over! And speaking of President Shit For Brainss, his town hall meeting on CNN was to put it lightly, an absolute clusterfuck. His bullying and nastiness were on full display for the whole country to see, and it was free advertising for 2024. Ugh. Unfortunately Tucker Carlson may be back with a new show on... Twitter? And he can be as racist as he wants with no consequences either. Thanks, Elon. Meanwhile, SCOTUS is fast tracking a case that could reverse state and local gun and magazine bans nationwide! Yay, just what we need - more guns! In our segment on never ending corporate greed, Late Stage Capitalism, we take a look at the Hollywood WGA Writer's Strike. Pay your employees, you deadbeats! In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", we take a look at the town of Woodland Park, Colorado - an innocent Denver suburb until 2020 then it went full fascist and things went to shit! How did it happen? We set out in search of the source of this madness and how to prevent it from happening in your city! We also ask the question that's on everyone's minds lately: White nationalism - how is this still a thing? And in our weekly venture into the world of online tin foil hat nuttery in Conspiracy Corner, a guy called into Infowars pretending to be Tucker Carlson, and an utter shit storm ensued, and seeing Jones' meltdown is quite spectacular! We also have a new "I Need A Drink" and in the latest attempt by social media to end all of humanity, we take a look at a bizarre Tik Tok challenge that has people smuggling Fruit Roll Ups past airport security. Yeah, we also ask "tha fuck?". And finally it's time for Stupidest State 2023! It's the Final Four! Two of these states will advance to the championships!
Live Musical Guest: Iggy Pop & The Losers

Edition #14-16: Everybody Wants To Impeach The World(5/25/23)
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Live from Observatory OC in Santa Ana Marjorie Greene, obviously inspired by hanging out with the worst people on the internet, is on an impeachment warpath and is getting ridiculed with every single threat of impeachment, because hey, trolls gotta troll. Don't elect trolls. In Florida, Ron Desantis' quest to go full Nazi is getting worse and worse, and it's only a matter of time before he starts recommending killing folks and signing Order 66. Montana becomes the first state to ban Tik Tok over fears of the "Chinese Communist Party", but honestly, we're more fearful of people who watch way too much Infowars and Fox News for their own good, and it's scary. Plus, CNN, once a favorited news network among the liberal elite, is now in a freefall after last week's disastrous Trump Town Hall, and we play a game of "how it started / how's it going", and it's not good. Don't hang out with Nazis, guys! In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor is very alarmed at a recent audit of the Mormon church in Salt Lake City that finds that the church has so much money that they don't know what to do with it! Can we have some please? We add former Auburn coach and inexplicable current Alabama senator Tommy Tuberville to the ever-growing list of People Who Somehow Got Elected. And in our weekly venture into the world of internet tin foil hat nuttery in Conspiracy Corner, Trump attempts to deflect from his recent woes by going after... the Clintons? And he's using a right wing toilet paper manifesto called "Clinton Cash" as evidence. Right. Plus in I Need A Drink - there's dueling Mexican fast food restaurants vying for control of the phrase "Taco Tuesday" - the multi-national Taco Bell vs the Wyoming-based Taco John's. Advantage Taco Bell! Finally this week, it's time for the Stupidest State 2023 Championship! Florida. Missouri. One of these two states will win it all! The champagne is on ice!
Live Musical Guest: Metallica

Best Of #27: Best Of Season 14 Edition (6/15/23)
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Best Of Season 14! From Idiots #14-3, we take a look at what happened when conservative conspiracy theorists flouted some absolutely batshit theories when a Chinese spy balloon mysteriously appeared over Montana, but the truth is that it's not the first time China was caught spying on the US! From Idiots #14-1, we play catch up on stuff we missed, and over the holidays, we missed Trump's absolutely bonkers attempt to cash in on his popularity by selling some bogus and worthless NFT trading cards. From Idiots #14-3, in his first move as House Speaker, in a fuck you to sane media, Kevin McCarthy gifts Tucker Carlson with 14,000 hours of January 6th footage, and the end result is exactly what you would expect. From Idiots #14-8, MAGA conservatives blame the collapse of California's Silicon Valley Bank on the bank's "woke" policies and diversity training, but the truth of the matter is that these wounds were entirely self-inflicted. Stop voting for stupid people! From Idiots #14-5, our award winning segment Top 10 Investigates, takes a look at some absolutely bizarre new uses for AI technology, which includes non existent influencers and create entire websites and newspapers that don't exist! Skynet is real, everybody! And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", we have a brand new segment that discusses the death of everyone's favorite hate-spewing Christian televangelist Pat Robertson, and we pay tribute to him by airing some of his greatest hits, or misses. From Idiots #14-13, our segment Beating A Dead Horse explores that the right wing's constant rage boycotts against companies they find to be "woke", whatever that is, are causing new anti-woke products to come around, that are somehow more expensive than the cheap brands. Seriously, it'd be easier to boycott capitalism at this point! From Idiots #14-14, our segment that ventures into the world of online tin foil hat nuttery in Conspiracy Corner, the Conservative Political Action Conference, or CPAC, went to Hungary, where it was letting authoritarianism and populist ideals fly, and none of it was good! From Idiots #14-9, our segment "I Need A Drink", takes a look at what happened when the city of Regina, Saskatchewan, attempted to rebrand to attract tourists, and the result is exactly what you'd expect! Finally, from Idiots #14-11, it's the Stupidest State 2023 Elite 8! And Ohio takes on Kansas for control of the Fiscal Irresponsibility Conference with some amazing action!
Musical Guest: Joe Bonamassa

Best Of #28: Writer's Strike Edition (7/13/23)
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Viewer Mailbag Best Of! We dip into the viewer mailbag to answer your burning questions! From Idiots #6-2, we tell you about the time Trump thought it was funny to serve a championship football team some cold fast food - and that's not the first time, either! From Idiots #6-14, Trump went to Scotland and said some unbelievably stupid things about windmills, and well, apparently he's the only one whose property values this affects. From Idiots #8-5, Trump apparently has a habit of stiffing cities on picking up the cleaning tab whenever one of his stupid rallies comes to town. One born every minute! From Idiots #11-4, Hobby Lobby gets caught attempting to steal artifacts to fill its' insane Bible Museum - and gets caught, and has to pay - and does not get much further punishment. From Idiots #10-2, our pandemic related Top 10 Investigates takes a look at people who are willing to go great lengths and get unnecessary plastic surgery to look good on camera, because, insanity. From Idiots #11-14, our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit" takes a look at a problem facing Liberty University, because its' students, are, as the late, great Rick James once said, freaks between the sheets! From Idiots #13-17, we profile former Trump speechwriter, Hooters aficionado, and self-proclaimed alpha male Nick Adams in a new edition of "This Fucking Guy". From Idiots #10-16, our weekly venture into the seemingly never-ending world of online tin foil hat nuttery in "Conspiracy Corner", takes a look at a proposed state border redrawing that would make a new state out of the rural parts of California, Idaho, and Oregon. And well, they failed miserably at that. The lesson is never try. From Idiots #5-7, our segment "I Need A Drink" takes a look at a guy who attempted to rig the McDonalds Monopoly contest for millions and got caught. D'oh! Finally from Idiots 11-15, our segment exploring red state insanity in "Red State Diaries" takes a look at some Q Anon fans hanging around Dealy Plaza in Dalls because apparently JFK is coming back from the dead, because, reasons.
Musical guest: King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard