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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBREAKING: Classified documents discovered at my house
ATLANTA, Jan. 24 - At a 1:00 p.m. ET news conference tomorrow, longtime DUer Pinback is expected to reveal the discovery of several classified documents at his Atlanta-area residence. The documents are believed to be printouts of emails from his time as a contractor at {REDACTED}, Inc.
"I had no idea I had anything like that," Pinback reportedly told a confidant, saying he found them in an old manila folder in the bottom drawer of his filing cabinet. "To tell you the truth," he allegedly told the source, "I hardly ever look in there. It's pretty disorganized, and kind of scary, really."
The long-forgotten emails are believed to contain "parodies of corporate announcements written with co-workers and several draft resignation letters."
Effete Snob
(8,387 posts)You can now sort homes on Zillow by whether or not they come with classified documents.
niyad
(113,325 posts)Pinback
(12,155 posts)GopherGal
(2,008 posts)Or is Rudy Giuliani *not* your personal counsel...
Pinback
(12,155 posts)Cobb County landmark, for the non-locals. Or possibly at Chick-Fil-A, I cant remember.
debm55
(25,218 posts)he'll be okay.
DBoon
(22,366 posts)The government can have them back in 2 days. Some cleanup required.
Pinback
(12,155 posts)GGoss
(1,273 posts)Pinback
(12,155 posts)Ive been driving without a lozenge!
GGoss
(1,273 posts)phoenix75
(289 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,691 posts)Atticus
(15,124 posts)I guess I've been driving with expired plates!
Pinback
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Takket
(21,574 posts)kidding of course.....
Pinback
(12,155 posts)live love laugh
(13,118 posts)FailureToCommunicate
(14,014 posts)reveal to authorities the existance these documents.
Pinback
(12,155 posts)FailureToCommunicate
(14,014 posts)Pinback
(12,155 posts)Why, those investors trusted me with their nest eggs! How was I to know that mistakes would be made and assets would evaporate, $199.99 at a time?
😇
littlemissmartypants
(22,691 posts)I just checked the white woven ratan basket between the handlebars of my bicycle and low and behold....
Classified Documents.
Hopefully I will be able to cram them in a generic looking backpack and leave them somewhere around the corner where I never go (usually) and drop them in a stairwell or doorway.
I'm going to rub them all in bacon grease first, though. Hopefully, that will disguise any fingerprints and create a smelly trap for someone who will then get blamed for having them when their prints are found all over them.
Because we all know... nobody can resist bacon!
Pinback
(12,155 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,691 posts)Dr. Strange
(25,921 posts)There's no telling how deep this thing goes!
debm55
(25,218 posts)Pinback
(12,155 posts)central scrutinizer
(11,650 posts)I thought not. Its another alias.
Pinback
(12,155 posts)Sancho
(9,070 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,691 posts)Pinback
(12,155 posts)Well constructed joke.
Laura PourMeADrink
(42,770 posts)debm55
(25,218 posts)Pinback
(12,155 posts)but my attorney sprung me once hed wiped the hair dye out of his eyes.