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Kingofalldems

(38,458 posts)
Wed Jan 25, 2023, 10:18 AM Jan 2023

Trump cheated and declared himself club champion.




https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/sports/2023/01/24/donald-trump-declares-himself-winner-of-his-own-golf-championship/69835418007/




The tournament was played Saturday and Sunday but Trump was at a funeral Saturday and did not play so he used his score from a Thursday round (in which he cheated his way around the course I bet) to calculate his final score. Apparently the other members just sit there and take the crap he throws at them.
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Trump cheated and declared himself club champion. (Original Post) Kingofalldems Jan 2023 OP
And that's "news"? no_hypocrisy Jan 2023 #1
It's a reminder. Kingofalldems Jan 2023 #2
Strong Judge Smails vibes vercetti2021 Jan 2023 #3
And that's Jr. screaming 'double farts!'. Kingofalldems Jan 2023 #4
I was amused he was so irritated that the funeral was taking up too much of his time Walleye Jan 2023 #5
Um. Trump lost both the popular and electoral vote and declared himself the winner for President. Freethinker65 Jan 2023 #6
I wonder if the other participants got a refund on their entry fee? Kingofalldems Jan 2023 #7
The other participants should have been allowed to substitute a previous great round. keithbvadu2 Jan 2023 #8
When Nobody Else Is Keeping Score... ProfessorGAC Jan 2023 #9
He claims to have a 2.8 handicap. Kingofalldems Jan 2023 #10
Yeah, Sure ProfessorGAC Jan 2023 #13
He whips it inside, sways off the ball Kingofalldems Jan 2023 #14
His Head Leads The Downswing, Too ProfessorGAC Jan 2023 #15
Imagine paying a fee to get into the tournament and-- Kingofalldems Jan 2023 #11
TFG cheats at everything LetMyPeopleVote Jan 2023 #12
Trump concocts dubious score to win his own golf tournament LetMyPeopleVote Jan 2023 #16

Walleye

(31,027 posts)
5. I was amused he was so irritated that the funeral was taking up too much of his time
Wed Jan 25, 2023, 10:45 AM
Jan 2023

Certainly he was thinking more about his golf course than the death of poor Diamond

keithbvadu2

(36,816 posts)
8. The other participants should have been allowed to substitute a previous great round.
Wed Jan 25, 2023, 01:04 PM
Jan 2023

The other participants should have been allowed to substitute a previous great round.

ProfessorGAC

(65,057 posts)
9. When Nobody Else Is Keeping Score...
Wed Jan 25, 2023, 01:16 PM
Jan 2023

...whatever he said he shot, we have to add at least 10. Maybe 18.
I've seen his swing. I've seen that jabby putting stroke. I've seen him stick the club in the ground on a chip. The visual evidence is out there.
He's a 15 handicap at best.

ProfessorGAC

(65,057 posts)
13. Yeah, Sure
Wed Jan 25, 2023, 05:48 PM
Jan 2023

When he cuts a 2 strokes every 3 holes.
An 87 turns into a nifty 75, and you're 3 over rating on a 6,800 yard course. Take the best 10 of the last 20, take the average & apply the multiplier and, voila, we're at 2.8.
That swing couldn't break 80 from the ladies' tees.

Kingofalldems

(38,458 posts)
14. He whips it inside, sways off the ball
Wed Jan 25, 2023, 05:53 PM
Jan 2023

with his upper body which is a swing killer unless you have perfect timing.

Kingofalldems

(38,458 posts)
11. Imagine paying a fee to get into the tournament and--
Wed Jan 25, 2023, 02:56 PM
Jan 2023

Trump comes along and steals the title. If it were me I would demand a refund.

LetMyPeopleVote

(145,289 posts)
12. TFG cheats at everything
Wed Jan 25, 2023, 03:36 PM
Jan 2023

TFG was at the Diamond/silk memorial event during the first round of this tournament

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