Trump is going to get his picture taken soon.

[fightforfreedom]

When he gets indicted he has to be fingerprinted and his mugshot taken. Can't wait to see that.

[Baitball Blogger]

1. I hope they make him shower first.

Wouldn't you love to see him wet naped and uncoifed? Well, maybe not love. But wouldn't you feel that a bit of justice has been served?

[ProudMNDemocrat]

4. Search all orifices for hush money.

Depends?

[ChazInAz]

12. Especially probe for a cell phone.

I never want to hear or read anything from him, again.

[Blue Owl]

20. As in turn the fire hose on full blast and let him have it

[malaise]

2. With or without the hairpiece

😀😀

[GoCubsGo]

5. That's all his hair.

According to Noel Casler, who worked on "The Apprentice," Trump is bald on top, but what hair he has is long. He just wraps it around his head to form that creepy, weirdo hair awning on the top of his head, which he then plasters in place with a can of Aqua Net. I'm thinking he gets his head shaved, much like they did Alex Murdaugh's, but' I'd love to see it as is, without all the hairspray. (DU could sure use a "clown" emoji...)

[malaise]

6. But there will be no hairspray in prison

😀

[GoCubsGo]

8. Which means he'll be known around the cell block as "chrome dome"

No make-up, either, so he can't spray-tan the top of his head.

[EYESORE 9001]

9. I'm sure he could find some hair gel in prison

All it takes is a little jerk

[malaise]

10. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Blue Owl]

21. He's gonna wig out big time

[malaise]

22. Graphic warning time

[3Hotdogs]

15. John Candy was a guest on a talk show, many moons ago. The guest before him, was some actress

who was clearly quite full of herself and obnoxious. She wore her hair in some kind of a knot at the top of her head.

Next guest was John. He gets a hair clip and puts a puff of hair on top of his head and walks on the stage.

"I see we both use the same hair stylist."

[malaise]

25. ROFL

😀😀😀

[Seinan Sensei]

24. He needs hairspray PLUS an Origami Master

[malaise]

26. For sure

😀😀

[ProudMNDemocrat]

3. Kinda something like this????

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One can dream.

[GoCubsGo]

7. I like the accuracy of that height chart.

6'3", my fat ass. Not even with his lifts...

[2naSalit]

13. Co-conspirator #1.

[Buns_of_Fire]

11. I believe NY also requires swabbing. Which means DNA! nt

[2naSalit]

14. I wonder if...

They'll have to hold him down for that.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

19. Bingo....The E. Jean Carroll case.

Though I have to assume DNA information sharing is not illegal when it comes down to it.

[Marthe48]

16. Be cool if he is their redeemer

He can take responsibility for all their crimes and cleanse their rap sheet.

[dclarston13]

17. I just wanna see him cry when the door closes

[3Hotdogs]

18. Mug shot --- Maybe there won't be one. I don't recall seeing a mug shot of Steve Bannon.

Just a photo of him walking out of the courthouse.


Maybe rich people don't get their mug shot.

[Ford_Prefect]

23. Given he's a flight risk shouldn't he wear an ankle monitor?