Bwahahaha....Trump claims New York court staff cried and apologized

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Donald Trump claims that courthouse workers were crying and told him "I'm sorry" when he was arraigned.


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2:08 PM · Apr 11, 2023

[prodigitalson]

1. were they big and strong?

[PatSeg]

40. "Powerful", their tears were "strong and powerful",

because Trump only knows a handful of adjectives. This is like a really bad sitcom.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

78. big strong men with tears in their eyes

[Srkdqltr]

2. He is so full of it.

[DENVERPOPS]

30. He is simply.......DELUSIONAL

along with all the other "Beautiful" attributes he lays claim too..............

Seriously, if he said these statements to an EMT or Cop, they would have him placed on a 72 hour psych hold......
(Actually, only a cop, Paramedics are not authorized for a mental health hold, they can only recommend it to a cop who has to do it....)

[leftieNanner]

52. Absolutely

And if, as a part of the psych evaluation, they asked him who is the president?

They would lock him up for sure!

[usedtobedemgurl]

3. It can't be true, since they did not say "sir." nt

[sheshe2]

4. They didn't even hold the door open for you.

[dalton99a]

12. +1

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[sheshe2]

17. I enjoyed that so much...

I have watched it a few dozen times.

[yardwork]

45. Me too!

[sheshe2]

48. He must have been pissed or perhaps pissed himself...

Depends.

[Kid Berwyn]

20. A wuss unused to doing any physical labor or exertion whatsoever.

Incapable of work, continuing a lifelong spent at leisure and money laundering for War Inc.

That is great film of Dip. The best is yet to come.

[Farmer-Rick]

65. It doesn't look like anyone really cared all that much

Except the reporter yelling out.

He's so use to people holding the door open for him, he didn't even have his hands up to catch the door as it slams back on him.

Love it.

[Dave says]

75. First thing I thought of when I saw the OP

[malaise]

76. 😀😀😀😀

[C_U_L8R]

5. So sad, in fact, they slammed the door in face

boo hoo boo

[Deuxcents]

6. 🤣🤣...good one

A really messed up man.

[Coventina]

7. Were they big, strong, manly men calling him, "Sir, sir!"

[ShazzieB]

42. 🎶 "Men, men, men, men, manly men..." 🎶

Sorry, got sidetracked for a moment there!

[lame54]

8. Sir, I'm sorry...

You are so over the top corrupt that the law had no choice but to finally do something about it."

[malaise]

70. Lawrence just played the crying part

[patphil]

9. These are New York City workers. They don't cry that easily, and certainly not for Trump.

[tanyev]

10. "Two of them were so overcome they kept hitting each other's hands. Many, many times."

[RussellCattle]

54. Good one.

[Walleye]

11. New Yorkers were saying I'm sorry? I'm sorry but I don't believe that

[spanone]

13. He's everything wrong.

[yellowcanine]

14. Did they say, "Sir, we are sorry?"

He is so full of shit.

[Brother Buzz]

15. LOL, the perfect reverse barometer

I'm gobsmacked the orange anus didn't say. "Sir, I'm sorry".

[sakabatou]

16. There should be an electric shock administered each time he lies.

[Deuxcents]

19. 🤗

[ShazzieB]

44. LOLOLOL!

[JanLip]

61. Oh Lordy

If electric shock was used every time he lied he could light up New York City. This person is not only delusional he’s nuts!!!

Jan⚡️⚡️⚡️

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

82. He'd get hit so much

He'd be lit up like a christmas tree for at least 200 years after he was dead.

Edited to add what it would look like:

[sakabatou]

83. Ah, yes, Ash and Pikachu.

So much nostalgia, especially because Ash has left the series recently.

[Ziggysmom]

18. According to court documents in the Dominion case, Sucker Carlson hates tRumpy?

"We are very, very close to being able to ignore Trump most nights," he wrote in a text sent on 4 January 2021. "I truly can't wait." "I hate him passionately," he added.

But now he's back to sucking up to the orange turd. Right.... just like Sucker said the January 6 insurrection was "mostly peaceful chaos". What a credible sucker he is!

[PatSeg]

43. Yeah, that's weird

I'm surprised Trump agreed to sit down with Tucker. He must really be getting desperate.

[malaise]

72. Lawrence is having so much fun with this

[PatSeg]

81. Oh, I didn't watch Lawrence last night

I have it recorded, so I'll go back and catch it.

[malaise]

73. Lawrence is having so much fun with this

[Chainfire]

21. And, if for once in his life, Trump was telling the truth, just how does it matter?

And, it would matter, how?

Here is a man, born with the proverbial silver spoon, never had to work a single day, cant distinguish a truth and a lie, has cheated and stolen from people every day of his life, has adulturous affairs with a porn star, and tries to overthrow the government, and claims that the people "signing him in" (it is called booking, Donald) were crying in pity for the poor mistreated soul.

**** that oranged haired bastard, and the whores he rode in on.

[JanLip]

63. And yet

He is sent by God or so his followers believe. He’s a boil on the a** of America.

Jan

[wnylib]

66. The Chosen One

[Diamond_Dog]

22. Gawd

[Scrivener7]

23. And then they slammed the door in his face.

[dchill]

24. Yeah. I missed that.

[BigmanPigman]

25. Did he say this on April 1st?

Actually, with the fucking moron everyday is "Fool's Day".

[11 Bravo]

26. This means that in reality they pointed at him, laughed, and shouted, "Fuck off, asswipe!"

[Rob H.]

27. The only way that's true...

...is if courthouse workers were crying with laughter and saying, "Sorry, but this is just too funny."

[Bev54]

28. LOL, that is the best laugh I have had today.

[carpetbagger]

33. I know. Makes you want to laugh UNTIL YOU CRY.

Either that or it was the onion-themed potluck lunch in honor of this very The Onion-like story about washed up 80s greed-kingpin Donald Trump getting elected president and then getting indicted for paying off a porn star to prevent the world from knowing about his tiny hands.

[ecstatic]

29. lol. No, trump, it was you who was crying and fighting back tears.

The court employees were just watching or trying not to laugh or look too happy.

[grantcart]

31. No need to move the trial to another jurisdiction then, is there?

[Raven]

36. Brilliant! When the court hears the motion for change of venue, the DA should play that tape.

[Chicagogrl1]

32. God, what a f'ing liar!!

I live for the day i no longer have to hear his lying pos ass!

[edbermac]

34. Dude, even your wife didn't cry.

[live love laugh]

35. Staff-er. Maybe there was ONE. There's always one.

[California Kid]

37. Forking Liar....

[Grumpy Old Guy]

38. Of course they were crying...

Tears of joy!

[Mr. Ected]

39. You probably stepped on someone's foot you lousy clumsy oaf

Or perhaps he glimpsed upon true tears of joy. That sounds more like it.

[Catherine Vincent]

41. Liar!

[twodogsbarking]

46. They were crying because he wasn't held without bail.

[SunSeeker]

47. Are those crying courthouse employees in the room with us now, Mr. Trump?

[TurboDem]

55. That actually made me laugh out loud!

[NowISeetheLight]

50. Yeah Right

Tears of joy that the Grifter n’Chief was finally being held accountable for decades of screwing people over.

[YoshidaYui]

51. EVERYONE HE COMES IN CONTACT WITH WILL CRY

i GUESS he stinks that bad.

[tinrobot]

53. Tesrs of joy... and sorry he wasn't in handcuffs.

[roamer65]

56. All that laughter makes you cry.

Then you say “I’m sorry” because it’s just TOO enjoyable.

[rurallib]

57. they were laughing so fucking hard they fell down

and injured themselves.

[Paladin]

59. Bullshit. Oh, such bullshit. (nt)

[Faux pas]

60. Yeah Sure Ya Betcha

[LoisB]

62. If anyone cried, they were crying tears of joy. He is so full of shite!

[NBachers]

64. Then, they said, "Pardon me." Then they said, "Excuse me." Then they said: "WHADDYA, SUMMBUDDY??"

[The Conductor]

67. Trump Misunderstood

I'm sure the court workers did apologize with tears in their eyes; they wanted him jailed years ago.

[sarcasmo]

68. Delusional as usual.

[keithbvadu2]

69. Dotard said doctors left operating rooms to come out and see him.

Dotard also said doctors left operating rooms to come out and see him.

https://www.bing.com/search?q=doctors+left+operating+room+to+see+trump&form=ANNTH1&refig=65380a1f3a934651b9877fcac9564ef5

[bluesbassman]

74. If they rounded up every idiot from village around the world...

and created one enormous village for them all, Trump would be that village’s idiot.

[Takket]

77. yeah i believe that happened.......

they were crying tears of joy and the rest of the sentence was "I'm sorry my whole family couldn't be here to see me booking your stupid criminal orange ass. See you in court fuckface!"

[TexasBushwhacker]

79. In NYC? Right! n/t

[pansypoo53219]

80. maybe he is an onion. or has them in his pockets.

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

84. I imagine the stench of him is so bad

That it burns out retinas. Imagine what he smells like: loaded Depends + Aquanet + some cheap-ass cologne + Revlon makeup + whatever that spray tan crap is + Big Macs + KFC.

Enough to gag a maggot on a gut wagon.

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

85. Yeah, sure

Pics or it didn't happen.