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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWorld's Wealthy Call For Removal Of Stars Obstructing View Of Universe
As affluent taxpayers of Earth, we demand that our space agencies immediately remove the unsightly stars blocking our view of the cosmos, said Royce Wakefield III, echoing the sentiments of thousands of other monied elites who explained that the light pollution emitted from the celestial bodies was distracting and made the heavens look cheap.
https://www.theonion.com/world-s-wealthy-call-for-removal-of-stars-obstructing-v-1850432937
https://www.theonion.com/world-s-wealthy-call-for-removal-of-stars-obstructing-v-1850432937
It is from TheOnion.com, so, of course, its satire that seems entirely plausible!
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World's Wealthy Call For Removal Of Stars Obstructing View Of Universe (Original Post)
70sEraVet
May 2023
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Silent Type
(2,900 posts)1. I'd settle for less light pollution here so I can see the stars.
niyad
(113,284 posts)3. Are you familiar with the Dark Skies Communities?
Silent Type
(2,900 posts)4. Cool. I'm probably in my last house, but I'll keep that in mind.
niyad
(113,284 posts)2. I had to check the link.
Aristus
(66,328 posts)5. "...I don't CARE how far away it is, or how expensive it is to get there, just MOVE it!
Do you really think I'm paying all this money so that I can have an obstructed Galactic view? I mean, do you really think I'm paying all this money for that? All right, then. Fine. All right. I want to speak with your manager!..."
ExWhoDoesntCare
(4,741 posts)6. Predicted it was The Onion before checking
Could have been Borowitz, but this one was more The Onion's speed than his. They tend to be more broad in approach.
pecosbob
(7,538 posts)7. Hold the mayo, please.
dalton99a
(81,475 posts)8. World's Wealthy Call For Removal Of Trees Obstructing View Of Forest
RussBLib
(9,008 posts)9. and of course
...it's all the satellites being put into orbit by Starlink (Elon Musk) and a couple of other companies that are placing hundreds and hundreds of satellites into orbit, often obstructing our view of the night sky.