Lauren Boebert telling women to stay in their bad marriages and chase Jesus

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

Link to tweet

[jmowreader]

1. Apparently she wasn't chasing Jesus all that hard

You do understand that you fine young individuals who are really good at finding videos like this are charged with uploading URLs for them to this site so that we can start responding to Miss Proof Lead Dust Gives You Brain Damage's Tweets with them...

[tanyev]

19. Or maybe it wasn't Jesus the son of God, but Jesus the pool boy.

And she chased him and caught him.

[DFW]

2. Whew! Good thing we don't have a bad marriage, then!

If I found out my wife was chasing after some older guy, especially after some guy who was 2000 years older than we are and spoke only Aramaic, I would really be pissed.

[rubbersole]

3. Says the divorce filing *@#%*.

[Wingus Dingus]

4. That's a weird turn-on.

[raccoon]

5. WTF does that mean?

[XorXor]

30. I know, right?

Exact same thing I said " WTF is she saying?"

[Emile]

7. She is one hypocritical pos!

[Trenzalore]

8. You walk into any evangelical church you will find a plethora people on their 2nd to 5th marriages

All the while, the Pastor is up front, talking about traditional marriage and shaming the gays.

36-year-old divorced grandmother lecturing people about family values and sex.

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

9. It's long been known that evangelicals

Have one of the highest divorce rates amongst all religious positions.

Guess who's near the bottom?

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https://www.learnreligions.com/divorce-rates-for-atheists-248494

https://www.news24.com/news24/xarchive/voices/more-christians-divorce-than-non-believers-according-to-statistics-20180719

[Trenzalore]

10. When everything is controlled by an outside supernatural force

it is easy to not take accountability

[Trenzalore]

13. I'm not an atheist

I also don't base my life on the theological theories of people that would call a washing machine witchcraft if one was dropped into their culture 2000 years ago.

[Kaleva]

15. According to them, in the end, everyone is held accountable

Judgement Day

[Trenzalore]

17. The ultimate form of control

Ignore all the injustices because God is going to right things long after you are dead. I can see why the Kings of the middle ages loved the church so much.

[Kaleva]

18. Where does it say to ignore all the injustices

Help those in need even if you lose your life for doing so

[dalton99a]

23. +1. And the pastor uses his position to sleep with the women

It is a God-given job benefit

[Trenzalore]

29. The youth pastors are the ones you have to watch closely

Most are good people but there are quite a few who love a position of authority and teenage girls.

[Solly Mack]

11. Comedy Pyrite.

[imanamerican63]

14. Excuse me? Jesus is not one to run.

How pathetic! And yet her son is going to be a father and Trump is a serial predator, that Tx state representative forced himself on his staffers, her own husband exposed himself! Just a few examples of what a “bad marriage”.

[Wounded Bear]

20. What would republicanism be without a hefty load of hypocrisy?

Besides, when a woman starts 'chasing Jesus' I tend to run away.

[Mysterian]

21. Republicans know religious people are gullible fools

You have to be more stupid than Boebert to vote for her.

[Blue Owl]

22. Very odd

In all my years (including growing up in an evangelical household) I've never heard the expression 'chasing Jesus' -- he was always supposed to be there whenever someone needed him...

[allegorical oracle]

24. She isn't even making sense. Wish her constituents would just get rid of her. nt

[Johonny]

25. How does anyone listen to her and think

Boy that woman needs to be in congress.

I'm shock this plan did not work out for her marriage. Shocked.

[Happy Hoosier]

26. She meant Jesus Hernandez...

.... that handsome dude that owns the that nice shop downtown.

[maxrandb]

27. She Left Me For Jesus

[malaise]

28. ROFL

Apparently not